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Parody "Ready to Take Us Back Again" (to the tune of Barry Manilow's "Ready to Take a Chance Again")

"Ready to Take Us Back Again"
You remind us when times were good
Slaves serving us
And wives too
Unbelievably well
No admitted gays nor transgenders
No need for a wall
Life goes like it should for white masters
The land ours as always
Just don't tell the Natives

And he's ready to take us back again
Ready to give us a world in the eyes of (David) Duke
Been living with too much diversity
Home of the brave, land of the selective free
And he's ready to take us back again centuries

When he spoke of banning Muslims
Even the Founders got scared
Turning in their graves
Screaming, "WTF?!?"

And he's ready to take us back again
Ready to give us a world in the eyes of (David) Duke
Been living with too much diversity
Home of the brave, land of the selective free

And he's ready to take us back again
Ready to give us a world in the eyes of (David) Duke
Been living with too much diversity
Home of the brave, land of the selective free
And he's ready to take us back again centuries

And he's ready to take us back again
Ready to take us back again centuries
Centuries

 http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/barrymanilow/readytotakeachanceagain.html
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