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#RejectedNamesForHurricanes

While I was quite hesitant on posting any #RejectedNamesForHurricanes tweets, I may have been going through trending-hashtag withdrawal (THW), so I finally gave in and posted the following tweets, ordered from the most to least popular (https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) Hurricane Butthole Surfers
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
19 Likes, 2 Retweets

2) Hurricane Jesus
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
18 Likes, 1 Retweet

3) Hurricane Trumpty Dumpty
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
10 Likes, 2 Retweets

4) Hurricane Dubya
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
7 Likes, 3 Retweets

5) Hurricane Puppy Monkey Baby
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
9 Likes, 0 Retweets

6) Hurricane Serenity Now
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
7 Likes, 1 Retweet

7) Hurricane Pee-wee
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
4 Likes, 2 Retweets

7) Hurricane Tickle Me Elmo
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
5 Likes, 1 Retweet

7) Hurricane Hootie and the Blowfish
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
5 Likes, 1 Retweet

10) Hurricane Climate Change Denier
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
4 Likes, 1 Retweet

10) Hurricane Trumpelstiltskin
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
4 Likes, 1 Retweet

10) Hurricane Mini-Me
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
4 Likes, 1 Retweet

10) Hurricane Mother Teresa
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
4 Likes, 1 Retweet

10) Hurricane Drumpf
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
5 Likes, 0 Retweets

10) Hurricane Sprinkle
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
5 Likes, 0 Retweets

16) Hurricane His Dudeness
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
3 Likes, 1 Retweet

16) Hurricane Netflix and Chill
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
4 Likes, 0 Retweets

16) Hurricane One Direction
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
4 Likes, 0 Retweets

16) Hurricane Koch Brothers
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
4 Likes, 0 Retweets

20) Hurricane Miami
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
2 Likes, 1 Retweet

20) Hurricane El Duderino
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
2 Likes, 1 Retweet

20) Hurricane Gandhi
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
3 Likes, 0 Retweets

20) Hurricane Cantore
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
3 Likes, 0 Retweets

20) Hurricane Slippery When Wet
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
3 Likes, 0 Retweets

20) Hurricane Caution Wet Floor
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
3 Likes, 0 Retweets

20) Hurricane Sleepy
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
3 Likes, 0 Retweets

20) Hurricane Madonna
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
3 Likes, 0 Retweets

20) Hurricane Free Willy
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
3 Likes, 0 Retweets

20) Hurricane Waterworld
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
3 Likes, 0 Retweets

20) Hurricane Nickelback
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
3 Likes, 0 Retweets

20) Hurricane Let's Blame the Gays
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
3 Likes, 0 Retweets

20) Hurricane Punxsutawney Phil
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
3 Likes, 0 Retweets

20) Hurricane Shucky Ducky
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
3 Likes, 0 Retweets

34) Hurricane Rubin Carter
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
2 Likes, 0 Retweets

34) Hurricane Chance of Rain 20%
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
2 Likes, 0 Retweets

34) Hurricane Dalai Lama
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
2 Likes, 0 Retweets

34) Hurricane The Dude
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
2 Likes, 0 Retweets

34) Hurricane Oprah
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
2 Likes, 0 Retweets

34) Hurricane Puss in Boots
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
2 Likes, 0 Retweets

40) Hurricane Bozo
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
1 Like, 0 Retweets

40) Hurricane SeaWorld
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
1 Like, 0 Retweets

40) Hurricane Thar She Blows
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
1 Like, 0 Retweets

Totals: 180 Likes, 20 Retweets (Averages of 4.3 Likes, 0.5 Retweets)

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