#RejectedNamesForHurricanes

While I was quite hesitant on posting any #RejectedNamesForHurricanes tweets, I may have been going through trending-hashtag withdrawal (THW), so I finally gave in and posted the following tweets, ordered from the most to least popular (https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) Hurricane Butthole Surfers
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19 Likes, 2 Retweets

2) Hurricane Jesus
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
18 Likes, 1 Retweet

3) Hurricane Trumpty Dumpty
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
10 Likes, 2 Retweets

4) Hurricane Dubya
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
7 Likes, 3 Retweets

5) Hurricane Puppy Monkey Baby
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
9 Likes, 0 Retweets

6) Hurricane Serenity Now
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
7 Likes, 1 Retweet

7) Hurricane Pee-wee
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
4 Likes, 2 Retweets

7) Hurricane Tickle Me Elmo
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
5 Likes, 1 Retweet

7) Hurricane Hootie and the Blowfish
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
5 Likes, 1 Retweet

10) Hurricane Climate Change Denier
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
4 Likes, 1 Retweet

10) Hurricane Trumpelstiltskin
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
4 Likes, 1 Retweet

10) Hurricane Mini-Me
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
4 Likes, 1 Retweet

10) Hurricane Mother Teresa
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
4 Likes, 1 Retweet

10) Hurricane Drumpf
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
5 Likes, 0 Retweets

10) Hurricane Sprinkle
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
5 Likes, 0 Retweets

16) Hurricane His Dudeness
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
3 Likes, 1 Retweet

16) Hurricane Netflix and Chill
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
4 Likes, 0 Retweets

16) Hurricane One Direction
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
4 Likes, 0 Retweets

16) Hurricane Koch Brothers
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
4 Likes, 0 Retweets

20) Hurricane Miami
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
2 Likes, 1 Retweet

20) Hurricane El Duderino
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
2 Likes, 1 Retweet

20) Hurricane Gandhi
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
3 Likes, 0 Retweets

20) Hurricane Cantore
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
3 Likes, 0 Retweets

20) Hurricane Slippery When Wet
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
3 Likes, 0 Retweets

20) Hurricane Caution Wet Floor
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
3 Likes, 0 Retweets

20) Hurricane Sleepy
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
3 Likes, 0 Retweets

20) Hurricane Madonna
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
3 Likes, 0 Retweets

20) Hurricane Free Willy
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
3 Likes, 0 Retweets

20) Hurricane Waterworld
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
3 Likes, 0 Retweets

20) Hurricane Nickelback
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
3 Likes, 0 Retweets

20) Hurricane Let's Blame the Gays
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
3 Likes, 0 Retweets

20) Hurricane Punxsutawney Phil
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
3 Likes, 0 Retweets

20) Hurricane Shucky Ducky
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
3 Likes, 0 Retweets

34) Hurricane Rubin Carter
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
2 Likes, 0 Retweets

34) Hurricane Chance of Rain 20%
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
2 Likes, 0 Retweets

34) Hurricane Dalai Lama
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
2 Likes, 0 Retweets

34) Hurricane The Dude
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
2 Likes, 0 Retweets

34) Hurricane Oprah
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
2 Likes, 0 Retweets

34) Hurricane Puss in Boots
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
2 Likes, 0 Retweets

40) Hurricane Bozo
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
1 Like, 0 Retweets

40) Hurricane SeaWorld
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
1 Like, 0 Retweets

40) Hurricane Thar She Blows
#RejectedNamesForHurricanes
1 Like, 0 Retweets

Totals: 180 Likes, 20 Retweets (Averages of 4.3 Likes, 0.5 Retweets)

Boycotting jukeboxes because of TouchTunes

I love music and enjoy hitting the bar(s) over the weekend, so naturally, when the mood strikes me, I've never been coy about playing some songs on the jukebox. This past Thursday, a friend of mine turned 50, so several friends of her's, including myself, all met up to celebrate the occasion. At around 9:30, a friend of mine and I both chipped in $5 to play some songs on the jukebox. Four hours and 231 skips later, we gave up on hearing the songs we had selected, and went home knowing we had just wasted $5. This wasn't the first time such a thing had happened to me (and many others), and due to that, I'll be boycotting jukeboxes. Why? The scam known as TouchTunes. You see, here's how the plot typically breaks down. A person (or group of people) downloads the TouchTunes app on his/her phone, consumes one too many adult beverages, and due to this, has less care for spending extra money to hear the songs of their choosing right NOW. That's the thing with TouchTun...

Mentioned on Crooks and Liars and Hinterland Gazette!

Due to some tweets of mine, I got mentioned on the following two sites (all my tweets can be viewed here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki ): https://crooksandliars.com/2019/04/trump-gives-stupid-advice-george https://hinterlandgazette.com/2019/03/istandwithschiff-is-trending-after-donald-trump-led-gop-attack-on-adam-schiff-backfires-spectacularly.html

Face guarding is legal in college football and the NFL

I just wanted to remind fans and announcers especially, that face guarding is legal in both college football and the NFL. It all comes down to contact. So long as a defender doesn't make contact with an intended receiver, he doesn't have to turn around to play the ball. I can't tell you how many times every week I hear announcers talk about face guarding being a penalty. It's not. I even heard one announcer yesterday state, "If the defender doesn't turn around and play the ball, the ref will call pass interference every time." That's simply not true. Courtesy of referee Bill LeMonnier, he says this with regard to the rule at the college level (answered on 8/12/13): "NCAA rules on pass interference require the face guarding to have contact to be a foul. No contact, no foul by NCAA rules." In the NFL rule book, this is written: "Actions that constitute defensive pass interference include but are not limited to: (a) Contact by a ...

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