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Parody "He's Too Testy" (to the tune of Right Said Fred's "I'm Too Sexy")

"He's Too Testy"
He's too testy for this job
Too testy for this job
This job won't be his

He's too testy for us
Too testy for us
So testy it sucks

And he's too testy for Asia
Too testy for Asia
Europe and Antarctica

And he's too testy for this country
Too testy for this country
No way I'm voting for him

He's a grenade, you know what I mean
And he pulls the pin while he's talking
Yeah, while he's talking, while he's talking, yeah
He pulls the pin while he's talking

He's too testy for the (nuclear) button
Too testy for the button
Testier than Jong-un

And he's too testy for Jesus (hey seuss)
Too testy for Jesus
What's JC to do?

He's a grenade, you know what I mean
And he pulls the pin while he's talking
Yeah, while he's talking, while he's talking, yeah
He chucks the grenade while he's talking

He's too testy for his
Too testy for his
Too testy for his

Cause he's a grenade, you know what I mean
And he pulls the pin while he's talking
Yeah, while he's talking, yeah, while he's talking, yeah
He chucks the grenade while he's talking

He's too testy for himself
Too testy for himself
Poor Donald
Poor Donald Trump

He's too testy for this job
Too Testy for this job
This job won't be his
And he's too testy for this world

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/rightsaidfred/imtoosexy.html

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