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Parody "The Donald Fan" (to the tune of Billy Joel's "Piano Man")

"The Donald Fan"
The clock reads a number on that one day
The poorly educated waltz in
There are old men standing everywhere
Waiting for an Oompa Loompa's twin

They say, "Tell us another random story"
One which stretches the truth
It's vague yet hyperbolic
It sounds incomplete
Like they almost always do

This is the life of The Donald fan
This is the life tonight
They're in the mood for some fallacies
And he's got them feeling all white

The Donald is a friend of theirs
He feeds them lies for free
He's quick with self-praise and bashing on gays
Yet with women he's been married to three

He says, "People, Mexicans are killing us"
"Muslims and fact-checkers too"
"The liberal media will research my words"
"And I just want tell them all, 'Yeah, well, f-you too!"

Trumpeteers are ardent immoralists
The Golden Rule seen as dark green
Greed and narcissism best friends of theirs
While yelling, "That hippy Jesus saved me"

They're at home preparing for Armageddon
In case Hillary gets more votes
"She'll destroy the world like her husband did"
"Just like The Donald told us"

This is the life of The Donald fan
This is the life tonight
They're in the mood for some fallacies
And he's got them feeling all white

It's an unbelievable crowd for any day
The Crowne Royale being passed around
The patrons not chanting in sync
Something about building a wall

The Donald he sounds like a Chucky doll
And he kind of looks like one too
He smells and pounces on the crowd's fears
As they scream, "Those are my crazy thoughts too!"

This is the life of The Donald fan
This is the life tonight
They're in the mood for some fallacies
And he's got them feeling all white

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/billyjoel/pianoman.html
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