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Parody "Debunk You in a Heartbeat" (to the tune of Def Leppard's "Miss You in a Heartbeat")

"Debunk You in a Heartbeat"
I believe that there's nothing deep inside
Your mind at any one time
We sure found out, you thought facts were such a crime
The more you speak, the more you fail
Yet you still speak, you still lie away
'Cause the truth don't matter anyway

(oohh oohh oohh)
I'll debunk you in a heartbeat
(oohh oohh oohh)
I'll debunk you right away
(oohh oohh oohh)
I'll debunk you in a heartbeat
'Cause it ain't true, if you say it is
Oh no

When your lips move, I let out a heavy sigh
Knowing damn well you're about to lie
To fib is easy, it ain't easy to Google the truth
But I do it anyway to piss you off
You still speak, you still lie away,
'Cause the truth don't matter anyway

(oohh oohh oohh)
I'll debunk you in a heartbeat
(oohh oohh oohh)
I'll debunk you right away
(oohh oohh oohh)
I'll debunk you in a heartbeat
'Cause it ain't true, if you say it is

I know you're big on promises, ones that can't be met
Yet you'll promise anything, yeah
Even flying little red corvettes

(oohh oohh oohh)
I'll debunk you in a heartbeat
(oohh oohh oohh)
I'll debunk you right away
(oohh oohh oohh)
I'll debunk you in a heartbeat
'Cause it ain't true, if you say it is

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/defleppard/missyouinaheartbeat.html

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