I've had plenty of fun on Twitter over the past 2-3 days with the following trending hashtags: #BillyBushMadeMeDoIt, #MelaniaTrump, #RiggedElection, #EvangelicalTrump, & #TrumpDebateGuests. Here now are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):
1) "Thou shalt not commit adultery, unless she's a 10, and I've had many many 10s during my 3 marriages, believe me."
#EvangelicalTrump
278 Likes, 123 Retweets
2) "I've cheated on my 3 wives, groped many women, lie all the time, but am not gay & don't have abortions, so I'm your guy!"
#EvangelicalTrump
250 Likes, 134 Retweets
3) Trump if he were a football coach and down 49-0 at the end of the 3rd quarter: "The game is rigged, folks, believe me!"
#RiggedElection
125 Likes, 49 Retweets
4) Trump: "So, I tried to screw this married woman while my third wife was preggers."
#BillyBushMadeMeDoIt
99 Likes, 53 Retweets
5) Trump: "The system is rigged against me, folks - a man born into bigly amounts of money who pays unbigly amounts of taxes."
#RiggedElection
95 Likes, 45 Retweets
6) DT: "I'm gonna invite all my accusers to show I big league respect women. Yes, it's going to be a crowded house." (Trump's accusers)
#TrumpDebateGuests
83 Likes, 45 Retweets
7) "We're going to have you read a Michelle Obama speech, make you disappear, & then come back to defend Donald's perversions."
#MelaniaTrump
75 Likes, 34 Retweets
8) "You can't have Three Corinthians without Two Corinthians, and Three Corinthians is my favorite book in the Bible."
#EvangelicalTrump
63 Likes, 25 Retweets
9) "The poorly educated love me, this I know,
For they tell me so,
Little brains to them belong,
They is weak, blah blah."
#EvangelicalTrump
63 Likes, 24 Retweets
10) "It's easier for a rich disloyal Oompa Loompa to go through the eye of a needle than for a poor schmuck to enter heaven."
#EvangelicalTrump
63 Likes, 19 Retweets
11) DT: "This man has to be one of my bigliest influences like ever!" (Dr. Evil)
#TrumpDebateGuests
57 Likes, 22 Retweets
12) "You think JC had it bad? The lamestream media has literally crucified me with my own words! Seriously!"
#EvangelicalTrump
50 Likes, 23 Retweets
13) "Let one without sin cast the first nasty tweet. Whatever, I'll do it!"
#EvangelicalTrump
54 Likes, 14 Retweets
14) Trump: "So I wound up reading the book of Two Corinthians..."
#BillyBushMadeMeDoIt
44 Likes, 16 Retweets
15) (a picture of Trump Steaks)
#BillyBushMadeMeDoIt
36 Likes, 23 Retweets
15) DT:"I have a surprise guest tonight - my tax returns! Just kidding, folks. Just one of those October April Fools' jokes." (a picture of tax returns)
#TrumpDebateGuests
44 Likes, 15 Retweets
17) (Trump fornicating with a chair at the second presidential debate)
#BillyBushMadeMeDoIt
35 Likes, 17 Retweets
17) "Jesus rose from the dead and I made the brain-dead come to life, so yeah, we're like twins."
#EvangelicalTrump
39 Likes, 13 Retweets
19) (Donald Trump stalking Hillary Clinton in their second debate)
#BillyBushMadeMeDoIt
34 Likes, 15 Retweets
20) DT: "This little dude inspires me every day - makes me dream of my nose growing to that yuge size." (Pinocchio)
#TrumpDebateGuests
32 Likes, 14 Retweets
20) (a picture of Melania Trump at the RNC plagiarizing Michelle Obama's speech)
#BillyBushMadeMeDoIt
36 Likes, 10 Retweets
22) "If I had a church, instead of crackers & wine for communion, we'd have Trump Steaks and Vodka."
#EvangelicalTrump
33 Likes, 8 Retweets
23) (an incredibly creepy picture of Donald Trump and his daughter Ivanka at the RNC)
#BillyBushMadeMeDoIt
25 Likes, 15 Retweets
23) (an extraordinarily bad hair day for Donald Trump)
#BillyBushMadeMeDoIt
32 Likes, 8 Retweets
25) "You wanna know what makes me cooler than Jesus? My robe and sandals are made out of gold."
#EvangelicalTrump
28 Likes, 7 Retweets
26) Trump: "I went into a locker room once, to, you know, talk guy stuff."
#BillyBushMadeMeDoIt
23 Likes, 11 Retweets
27) (Trump's Politifact scorecard)
#BillyBushMadeMeDoIt
11 Likes, 21 Retweets
28) DT: "For whatever reason, I just feel a real strong connection with these two men..." (Roger Ailes and Bill Cosby)
#TrumpDebateGuests
18 Likes, 13 Retweets
28) (Donald Trump celebrating Cinco de Mayo by eating a taco bowl at Trump Tower)
#BillyBushMadeMeDoIt
21 Likes, 10 Retweets
30) DT: "Here's all the money I made which I never actually worked for. They're my BFFs. Thanks, dad." (Room full of money)
#TrumpDebateGuests
17 Likes, 5 Retweets
31) (Ben Carson's Popeye's robbery experience)
#BillyBushMadeMeDoIt
12 Likes, 7 Retweets
32) DT: "I want to sincerely thank this guy, for without him, none of this would have been possible." (A bull crapping on a toilet)
#TrumpDebateGuests
12 Likes, 6 Retweets
33) DT: "If I had a twin brother, it'd be this guy. Like, seriously, folks, seriously..." (Satan)
#TrumpDebateGuests
14 Likes, 2 Retweets
34) DT: "I just love this man's attitude. There, I said it." (Oscar the Grouch)
#TrumpDebateGuests
10 Likes, 0 Retweets
Totals: 1,911 Likes, 846 Retweets (Averages of 56.2 Likes, 24.9 Retweets)
1) "Thou shalt not commit adultery, unless she's a 10, and I've had many many 10s during my 3 marriages, believe me."
#EvangelicalTrump
278 Likes, 123 Retweets
2) "I've cheated on my 3 wives, groped many women, lie all the time, but am not gay & don't have abortions, so I'm your guy!"
#EvangelicalTrump
250 Likes, 134 Retweets
3) Trump if he were a football coach and down 49-0 at the end of the 3rd quarter: "The game is rigged, folks, believe me!"
#RiggedElection
125 Likes, 49 Retweets
4) Trump: "So, I tried to screw this married woman while my third wife was preggers."
#BillyBushMadeMeDoIt
99 Likes, 53 Retweets
5) Trump: "The system is rigged against me, folks - a man born into bigly amounts of money who pays unbigly amounts of taxes."
#RiggedElection
95 Likes, 45 Retweets
6) DT: "I'm gonna invite all my accusers to show I big league respect women. Yes, it's going to be a crowded house." (Trump's accusers)
#TrumpDebateGuests
83 Likes, 45 Retweets
7) "We're going to have you read a Michelle Obama speech, make you disappear, & then come back to defend Donald's perversions."
#MelaniaTrump
75 Likes, 34 Retweets
8) "You can't have Three Corinthians without Two Corinthians, and Three Corinthians is my favorite book in the Bible."
#EvangelicalTrump
63 Likes, 25 Retweets
9) "The poorly educated love me, this I know,
For they tell me so,
Little brains to them belong,
They is weak, blah blah."
#EvangelicalTrump
63 Likes, 24 Retweets
10) "It's easier for a rich disloyal Oompa Loompa to go through the eye of a needle than for a poor schmuck to enter heaven."
#EvangelicalTrump
63 Likes, 19 Retweets
11) DT: "This man has to be one of my bigliest influences like ever!" (Dr. Evil)
#TrumpDebateGuests
57 Likes, 22 Retweets
12) "You think JC had it bad? The lamestream media has literally crucified me with my own words! Seriously!"
#EvangelicalTrump
50 Likes, 23 Retweets
13) "Let one without sin cast the first nasty tweet. Whatever, I'll do it!"
#EvangelicalTrump
54 Likes, 14 Retweets
14) Trump: "So I wound up reading the book of Two Corinthians..."
#BillyBushMadeMeDoIt
44 Likes, 16 Retweets
15) (a picture of Trump Steaks)
#BillyBushMadeMeDoIt
36 Likes, 23 Retweets
15) DT:"I have a surprise guest tonight - my tax returns! Just kidding, folks. Just one of those October April Fools' jokes." (a picture of tax returns)
#TrumpDebateGuests
44 Likes, 15 Retweets
17) (Trump fornicating with a chair at the second presidential debate)
#BillyBushMadeMeDoIt
35 Likes, 17 Retweets
17) "Jesus rose from the dead and I made the brain-dead come to life, so yeah, we're like twins."
#EvangelicalTrump
39 Likes, 13 Retweets
19) (Donald Trump stalking Hillary Clinton in their second debate)
#BillyBushMadeMeDoIt
34 Likes, 15 Retweets
20) DT: "This little dude inspires me every day - makes me dream of my nose growing to that yuge size." (Pinocchio)
#TrumpDebateGuests
32 Likes, 14 Retweets
20) (a picture of Melania Trump at the RNC plagiarizing Michelle Obama's speech)
#BillyBushMadeMeDoIt
36 Likes, 10 Retweets
22) "If I had a church, instead of crackers & wine for communion, we'd have Trump Steaks and Vodka."
#EvangelicalTrump
33 Likes, 8 Retweets
23) (an incredibly creepy picture of Donald Trump and his daughter Ivanka at the RNC)
#BillyBushMadeMeDoIt
25 Likes, 15 Retweets
23) (an extraordinarily bad hair day for Donald Trump)
#BillyBushMadeMeDoIt
32 Likes, 8 Retweets
25) "You wanna know what makes me cooler than Jesus? My robe and sandals are made out of gold."
#EvangelicalTrump
28 Likes, 7 Retweets
26) Trump: "I went into a locker room once, to, you know, talk guy stuff."
#BillyBushMadeMeDoIt
23 Likes, 11 Retweets
27) (Trump's Politifact scorecard)
#BillyBushMadeMeDoIt
11 Likes, 21 Retweets
28) DT: "For whatever reason, I just feel a real strong connection with these two men..." (Roger Ailes and Bill Cosby)
#TrumpDebateGuests
18 Likes, 13 Retweets
28) (Donald Trump celebrating Cinco de Mayo by eating a taco bowl at Trump Tower)
#BillyBushMadeMeDoIt
21 Likes, 10 Retweets
30) DT: "Here's all the money I made which I never actually worked for. They're my BFFs. Thanks, dad." (Room full of money)
#TrumpDebateGuests
17 Likes, 5 Retweets
31) (Ben Carson's Popeye's robbery experience)
#BillyBushMadeMeDoIt
12 Likes, 7 Retweets
32) DT: "I want to sincerely thank this guy, for without him, none of this would have been possible." (A bull crapping on a toilet)
#TrumpDebateGuests
12 Likes, 6 Retweets
33) DT: "If I had a twin brother, it'd be this guy. Like, seriously, folks, seriously..." (Satan)
#TrumpDebateGuests
14 Likes, 2 Retweets
34) DT: "I just love this man's attitude. There, I said it." (Oscar the Grouch)
#TrumpDebateGuests
10 Likes, 0 Retweets
Totals: 1,911 Likes, 846 Retweets (Averages of 56.2 Likes, 24.9 Retweets)
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