I decided to make a contribution to the trending hashtag #TrumpTapes on Twitter the other day. Here are my posts, ordered from most to least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):
1) Trump: "After 70 years, 4 months, and 3 days of being a total as*hole, I'll be a better man tomorrow, believe me!"
391 Likes, 231 Retweets
2) How can we listen to Donald Trump's sick and hateful words, look our sons and daughters in the eyes, and tell them, "I'm voting for him"?
329 Likes, 153 Retweets
3) Trump treats:
Women like objects
Minorities like criminals
The English language like a 3-year-old
We need to treat him to a loss on Nov. 8th
290 Likes, 158 Retweets
4) Trump: "It was just locker room banter."
No, it wasn't. Real men don't show such disdain for women, and you, sir, aren't a real man.
299 Likes, 118 Retweets
5) Dear GOPers:
So, do you still want to blame the so-called "moral breakdown" in this country on the LGBT community?
223 Likes, 124 Retweets
6) Dear GOPers:
It's not enough to say you disapprove of Trump's comments. If you truly disapprove of them, you'll withdraw your support.
239 Likes, 105 Retweets
7) Trump: "My behavior 10 years ago is like bigly long ago. Let's talk about Bill Clinton's behavior from 20 years ago instead."
210 Likes, 104 Retweets
8) Can you imagine GOPers' reactions if President Obama was caught saying similar things about women as Donald Trump?
190 Likes, 111 Retweets
9) Trump: "Nobody respects women more than I do, okay? Hold that thought. I'm going to go over there and grab those hot ladies' p*ssies."
195 Likes, 81 Retweets
10) Donald Trump has already built a wall - between his brain and mouth, and is making Americans pay for it.
192 Likes, 82 Retweets
11) 8/30/16
Bachmann: "God chose Donald Trump to be the GOP nominee."
10/7/16
Trump: "Grab them (women) by the p*ssy. You can do anything."
167 Likes, 105 Retweets
12) Dear Trumpsters:
Whether it be yesterday or 11 years ago, it's never okay to try and legitimize or partake in sexual assault. Period.
172 Likes, 60 Retweets
13) GOP: "We've been trying to control women's bodies for many years, but will act angered when Trump talks about violating women's bodies!"
155 Likes, 75 Retweets
14) Trump: "Those tapes were from long long ago, when I was a very young, childish, immature 59-years-old."
146 Likes, 75 Retweets
15) Trump fat-shames women, treats them like objects (publicly & privately), & cheats on three wives. We can't legitimize this sexist behavior.
147 Likes, 73 Retweets
16) Trumpette: "You just wish you could do that, huh? ('grab women by the p*ssy')"
No. Not all men see women as just sexual objects like DT does
155 Likes, 39 Retweets
17) Trump:"It's like I've been saying, I'm the law & order candidate, which is why laws shouldn't apply to me & there is no order to my madness"
120 Likes, 68 Retweets
18) Trump apology part deux: "I'm sorry because what I said was wrong, but what Bill Clinton said was wronger - like bigly wronger!"
146 Likes, 40 Retweets
19) Trumpsters: "All guys do it!"
Saying a woman's attractive is one thing; saying it's okay to sexually assault a woman is quite another.
128 Likes, 48 Retweets
20) Trump apology: "I'm so so so so so so so so yugely bigly sorry...that I got caught."
117 Likes, 43 Retweets
21) No matter what Donald Trump wants us to believe, whether he insults women publicly or privately, it's not entertaining.
117 Likes, 40 Retweets
22) Trump: "Bill Clinton's said worse things about women."
Psst, Bill Clinton isn't running for president...
108 Likes, 40 Retweets
23) Trump: "What I said in those tapes isn't who I really am. I don't accurately represent myself in private settings like that, believe me."
105 Likes, 40 Retweets
24) Dear Donald J. Drumpf:
If you use the word "if" in an apology, it's not an apology.
103 Likes, 40 Retweets
25) Tues. morning
Trumpsters: "Assange will force the end of HRC's campaign!"
Fri. night
Trump's comments may force the end of his own campaign
109 Likes, 24 Retweets
26) Audio catches Trump making extremely lewd comments about women
Trump's likely response: "That mic was defective too."
91 Likes, 28 Retweets
27) BREAKING NEWS: "Illumination Entertainment and Universal Studios will soon release an animated Trump film, entitled, 'Deplorable Me'."
97 Likes, 21 Retweets
28) Trump's version of an apology: "If anyone was offended, I apologize. If not, screw you! By the way, this other guy has said bigly worse!"
81 Likes, 34 Retweets
29) Dear Trumpsters:
A clip of PBO saying "p*ssy" while reading from a book is not the same as Trump talking about sexually assaulting women.
84 Likes, 23 Retweets
30) Trump: "I can just grab women by the p*ssy & get away with it, but think they should be punished over possible p*ssy decisions they make."
73 Likes, 33 Retweets
31) 70 years, 4 months, 3 days of lewd comments
GOP: Silence
The following day
GOP: "Enough is enough!
78 Likes, 26 Retweets
32) Kid: "I'm gonna grab her by the p*ssy!"
Trumpster:"You're grounded!"
Trump: "I'm more loyal to married women than anyone else - which is why I try f*cking so many of them not named Mrs. Trump."
81 Likes, 19 Retweets
33) Trump: "What I should have said was, 'I grab women by the wherever,' right, Megyn (Kelly)?"
77 Likes, 21 Retweets
34) DT: "I'm gonna grab her by the p*ssy!"
Trumpster:"You've got my vote!"
65 Likes, 29 Retweets
35) Trump: "I'll be a better man tomorrow. Instead of grabbing women by the p*ssy, I'll grab them by the left butt cheek. Progress."
66 Likes, 23 Retweets
36) BREAKING NEWS: "Millions of Americans are set to re-enact this scene from 'Airplane' with Donald Trump"
35 Likes, 23 Retweets
Totals: 5,381 Likes, 2,357 Retweets (Averages of 149.5 Likes, 65.5 Retweets)
1) Trump: "After 70 years, 4 months, and 3 days of being a total as*hole, I'll be a better man tomorrow, believe me!"
391 Likes, 231 Retweets
2) How can we listen to Donald Trump's sick and hateful words, look our sons and daughters in the eyes, and tell them, "I'm voting for him"?
329 Likes, 153 Retweets
3) Trump treats:
Women like objects
Minorities like criminals
The English language like a 3-year-old
We need to treat him to a loss on Nov. 8th
290 Likes, 158 Retweets
4) Trump: "It was just locker room banter."
No, it wasn't. Real men don't show such disdain for women, and you, sir, aren't a real man.
299 Likes, 118 Retweets
5) Dear GOPers:
So, do you still want to blame the so-called "moral breakdown" in this country on the LGBT community?
223 Likes, 124 Retweets
6) Dear GOPers:
It's not enough to say you disapprove of Trump's comments. If you truly disapprove of them, you'll withdraw your support.
239 Likes, 105 Retweets
7) Trump: "My behavior 10 years ago is like bigly long ago. Let's talk about Bill Clinton's behavior from 20 years ago instead."
210 Likes, 104 Retweets
8) Can you imagine GOPers' reactions if President Obama was caught saying similar things about women as Donald Trump?
190 Likes, 111 Retweets
9) Trump: "Nobody respects women more than I do, okay? Hold that thought. I'm going to go over there and grab those hot ladies' p*ssies."
195 Likes, 81 Retweets
10) Donald Trump has already built a wall - between his brain and mouth, and is making Americans pay for it.
192 Likes, 82 Retweets
11) 8/30/16
Bachmann: "God chose Donald Trump to be the GOP nominee."
10/7/16
Trump: "Grab them (women) by the p*ssy. You can do anything."
167 Likes, 105 Retweets
12) Dear Trumpsters:
Whether it be yesterday or 11 years ago, it's never okay to try and legitimize or partake in sexual assault. Period.
172 Likes, 60 Retweets
13) GOP: "We've been trying to control women's bodies for many years, but will act angered when Trump talks about violating women's bodies!"
155 Likes, 75 Retweets
14) Trump: "Those tapes were from long long ago, when I was a very young, childish, immature 59-years-old."
146 Likes, 75 Retweets
15) Trump fat-shames women, treats them like objects (publicly & privately), & cheats on three wives. We can't legitimize this sexist behavior.
147 Likes, 73 Retweets
16) Trumpette: "You just wish you could do that, huh? ('grab women by the p*ssy')"
No. Not all men see women as just sexual objects like DT does
155 Likes, 39 Retweets
17) Trump:"It's like I've been saying, I'm the law & order candidate, which is why laws shouldn't apply to me & there is no order to my madness"
120 Likes, 68 Retweets
18) Trump apology part deux: "I'm sorry because what I said was wrong, but what Bill Clinton said was wronger - like bigly wronger!"
146 Likes, 40 Retweets
19) Trumpsters: "All guys do it!"
Saying a woman's attractive is one thing; saying it's okay to sexually assault a woman is quite another.
128 Likes, 48 Retweets
20) Trump apology: "I'm so so so so so so so so yugely bigly sorry...that I got caught."
117 Likes, 43 Retweets
21) No matter what Donald Trump wants us to believe, whether he insults women publicly or privately, it's not entertaining.
117 Likes, 40 Retweets
22) Trump: "Bill Clinton's said worse things about women."
Psst, Bill Clinton isn't running for president...
108 Likes, 40 Retweets
23) Trump: "What I said in those tapes isn't who I really am. I don't accurately represent myself in private settings like that, believe me."
105 Likes, 40 Retweets
24) Dear Donald J. Drumpf:
If you use the word "if" in an apology, it's not an apology.
103 Likes, 40 Retweets
25) Tues. morning
Trumpsters: "Assange will force the end of HRC's campaign!"
Fri. night
Trump's comments may force the end of his own campaign
109 Likes, 24 Retweets
26) Audio catches Trump making extremely lewd comments about women
Trump's likely response: "That mic was defective too."
91 Likes, 28 Retweets
27) BREAKING NEWS: "Illumination Entertainment and Universal Studios will soon release an animated Trump film, entitled, 'Deplorable Me'."
97 Likes, 21 Retweets
28) Trump's version of an apology: "If anyone was offended, I apologize. If not, screw you! By the way, this other guy has said bigly worse!"
81 Likes, 34 Retweets
29) Dear Trumpsters:
A clip of PBO saying "p*ssy" while reading from a book is not the same as Trump talking about sexually assaulting women.
84 Likes, 23 Retweets
30) Trump: "I can just grab women by the p*ssy & get away with it, but think they should be punished over possible p*ssy decisions they make."
73 Likes, 33 Retweets
31) 70 years, 4 months, 3 days of lewd comments
GOP: Silence
The following day
GOP: "Enough is enough!
78 Likes, 26 Retweets
32) Kid: "I'm gonna grab her by the p*ssy!"
Trumpster:"You're grounded!"
Trump: "I'm more loyal to married women than anyone else - which is why I try f*cking so many of them not named Mrs. Trump."
81 Likes, 19 Retweets
33) Trump: "What I should have said was, 'I grab women by the wherever,' right, Megyn (Kelly)?"
77 Likes, 21 Retweets
34) DT: "I'm gonna grab her by the p*ssy!"
Trumpster:"You've got my vote!"
65 Likes, 29 Retweets
35) Trump: "I'll be a better man tomorrow. Instead of grabbing women by the p*ssy, I'll grab them by the left butt cheek. Progress."
66 Likes, 23 Retweets
36) BREAKING NEWS: "Millions of Americans are set to re-enact this scene from 'Airplane' with Donald Trump"
35 Likes, 23 Retweets
Totals: 5,381 Likes, 2,357 Retweets (Averages of 149.5 Likes, 65.5 Retweets)
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