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#MoreElectableThanTrump

I had a bit of fun with the trending hashtag #MoreElectableThanTrump on Twitter the other day. Here are my posts, ordered from most to least popular (all my tweets can be viewed here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) Tic Tacs
#MoreElectableThanTrump
39 Likes, 6 Retweets

2) Ozzy Osbourne while experiencing a flashback
#MoreElectableThanTrump
32 Likes, 5 Retweets

3) The book of Two Corinthians
#MoreElectableThanTrump
29 Likes, 4 Retweets

4) The rodent on Trump's head
#MoreElectableThanTrump
27 Likes, 4 Retweets

5) The Monopoly thimble
#MoreElectableThanTrump
21 Likes, 4 Retweets

5) The Cleveland Browns
#MoreElectableThanTrump
23 Likes, 2 Retweets

5) Hallmark Christmas movies in July
#MoreElectableThanTrump
24 Likes, 1 Retweet

8) A hungover Oscar the Grouch
#MoreElectableThanTrump
19 Likes, 5 Retweets

8) A drunken clown named John Miller
#MoreElectableThanTrump
20 Likes, 4 Retweets

8) Debbie Downer after a break-up while watching "Schindler's List"
#MoreElectableThanTrump
22 Likes, 2 Retweets

11) Time Warner Cable
#MoreElectableThanTrump
20 Likes, 3 Retweets

12) Daylight Savings
#MoreElectableThanTrump
21 Likes, 1 Retweet

13) Trump Steaks and Vodka
#MoreElectableThanTrump
20 Likes, 1 Retweet

14) Mel Gibson wearing a yarmulke
#MoreElectableThanTrump
19 Likes, 1 Retweet

15) A Rand Paul Chia Pet
#MoreElectableThanTrump
16 Likes, 3 Retweets

16) O'Doul's kegger parties
#MoreElectableThanTrump
11 Likes, 1 Retweet

Totals: 363 Likes, 47 Retweets (Averages of 22.7 Likes, 2.9 Retweets)
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