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Parody "If I Lost a $1,000,000,000" (to the tune of the Barenaked Ladies' "If I Had a $1,000,000")

"If I Lost a $1,000,000,000"

If I lost a $1,000,000,000 (If I lost a $1,000,000,000)
I'd be a genius (I'd be a genius)
If I lost a $1,000,000,000 (If I lost a $1,000,000,000)
I'd brilliantly talk about my genius (maybe at a KKK rally like usual)
If I lost a $1,000,000,000 (If I lost a $1,000,000,000)
I'd smile very bigly (or is that big league? I'm not quite sure)
If I lost a $1,000,000,000 I'd blame Clinton

If I lost a $1,000,000,000
I'd ask daddy for billions more
If I lost a $1,000,000,000
I'd go to the million dollar store
If I lost a $1,000,000,000
Maybe I could run for president and be a total asshole

If I lost a $1,000,000,000 (If I lost a $1,000,000,000)
I'd provide an amazing smirk (the ugly one you see in memes)
If I lost a $1,000,000,000 (If I lost a $1,000,000,000)
I'd shrug like it was nothing (full shrug, nothing half-assed)
If I lost a $1,000,000,000 (If I lost a $1,000,000,000)
I'd release all my tax returns (you know I'm kidding, right? Losers!)
If I lost a $1,000,000,000 I'd blame Clinton

If I lost a $1,000,000,000
I could laugh like there was no tomorrow
If I lost a $1,000,000,000
I could drop cash 'til I lost a billion more
If I lost a $1,000,000,000
I would still be a yuge asshole

If I lost a $1,000,000,000 (If I lost a $1,000,000,000)
I'd marry wife #4 (not one who steals from the First Lady)
If I lost a $1,000,000,000 (If I lost a $1,000,000,000)
I'd start writing songs (like a dog named Ignoramus)
If I lost a $1,000,000,000 (If I lost a $1,000,000,000)
I'd stop paying taxes (I was never paying them anyway)
If I lost a $1,000,000,000 I'd blame Clinton

If I lost a $1,000,000,000, If I lost a $1,000,000,000
If I lost a $1,000,000,000, If I lost a $1,000,000,000
I'd be Trump.

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