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1) Kaine: "I'm going to quote Trump"
Pence: "That's not his quote"
Kaine: "Here's the video clip"
Pence: "That's his stunt double"
#VPDebate
1,167 Likes, 708 Retweets
2) Kaine: "Why won't you defend Trump?"
Pence: "I will"
Kaine: "So defend him"
Pence: "Maybe later"
#VPDebate
548 Likes, 378 Retweets
3) Pence:"I was told to laugh every time Kaine speaks. It's my first time laughing, so I'm not sure how this is going to look on TV."
#VPDebate
515 Likes, 247 Retweets
4) Kaine quotes Trump
Pence laughs
Trump's even a joke to his running mate.
#VPDebate
464 Likes, 186 Retweets
5) Biden: "Thank God I wasn't part of this debate. I would have just said 'malarkey' 4 or 500 times."
#VPDebate
363 Likes, 141 Retweets
6) BREAKING NEWS: "Mike Pence has been rushed into see a chiropractor after shaking his head for 90 straight minutes."
#VPDebate
331 Likes, 115 Retweets
7) Pence: "It's okay to be sad about unarmed blacks being killed by cops, but is wrong to admit racism exists & do anything about it"
#VPDebate
243 Likes, 177 Retweets
8) Pence: "There you go whipping out that Mexican thing again."
"Mexicans" will be "whipping out" photo IDs on election day.
#VPDebate
258 Likes, 117 Retweet
9) Pence: "As a man with a penis - despite the rumors, I think it's my duty to tell women what they can & can't do w/their vaginas."
#VPDebate
166 Likes, 102 Retweets
10) Pence: "I highly doubt Donald said that, but then again, I hardly know anything about the guy. His name is Donald, right?"
#VPDebate
176 Likes, 65 Retweets
11) Media: "Pence won because he uttered the same lies as Trump, but did so more calmly."
#VPDebate
138 Likes, 67 Retweets
12) Pence: "I'm very proud to stand with Donald Trump. What specifically? I can't answer that question."
#VPDebate
128 Likes, 68 Retweets
13) Pence: "When Kaine uses words I don't understand, I'll just shake my head. I'm going to be shaking my head for 90 minutes."
#VPDebate
137 Likes, 56 Retweets
14) Pence: "Us insult? Did you hear what Kaine just said with his list of our insults? Repeating our insults makes him the insulter!"
#VPDebate
121 Likes, 54 Retweets
15) Kaine: "Here's what Trump said."
Pence: "You're just a mean person, aren't you?"
Kaine: "I didn't say it."
Pence: "You just did."
#VPDebate
109 Likes, 57 Retweets
16) Pence:"The best way to solve any problem is to ignore it & pretend it doesn't exist. That's what I do about erectile dysfunction."
#VPDebate
113 Likes, 50 Retweets
17) Kaine: "I'm with her!"
Pence: "I'm with... Wait, who am I with again? He's not here, is he?"
#VPDebate
104 Likes, 46 Retweets
18) Kaine: "Let's talk about taxes."
Moderator: "Let's talk about taxes."
Pence: "Let's talk about Russia. You said Russia, right?"
#VPDebate
91 Likes, 55 Retweets
19) Pence: "I'm here tonight at the VP debate to announce I'm running for president in 2020."
#VPDebate
102 Likes, 40 Retweets
20) Pence: "Things in the Middle East are literally spinning out of control and I literally don't know what 'literally' means."
#VPDebate
85 Likes, 45 Retweets
20) Pence: "Everything Trump has been recorded saying or doing never happened. Where'd I put that 'Men In Black' memory eraser?"
#VPDebate
89 Likes, 41 Retweets
22) Pence: "Donald Trump has a plan. No one really understands it, not even him, but trust us, he has a plan."
#VPDebate
90 Likes, 39 Retweets
23) Trumpsters
Start of the day: "Assange is going to end Hillary!"
End of the day: "Pence was more grown-up than Trump! Winning!"
#VPDebate
97 Likes, 28 Retweets
24) Mod: "How do you respond to DT's fat-shaming?"
Pence: "You know what I like? Board games. Does anyone else like board games?"
#VPDebate
72 Likes, 32 Retweets
24) Pence: "The only way to defend a person is to put on ear muffs whenever they speak and then deny they ever said anything."
#VPDebate
73 Likes, 31 Retweets
26) Pence:"Even though ISIS was formed before PBO became pres., HRC went back in time with Doc Brown to create it, so it's her fault."
#VPDebate
68 Likes, 33 Retweets
27) Line of the night
Pence: "There you go - you whipped out that Mexican thing again."
#VPDebate
68 Likes, 25 Retweets
28) Media #VPDebate analysis
"After Trump's awful performance, the goal was for Pence to resemble a grown-up, & he did that, so he won tonight."
69 Likes, 18 Retweets
29) Pence: "Taxes shmaxes. Trump is brilliant for not paying them to help our kids and veterans."
#VPDebate
54 Likes, 30 Retweets
30) 9/8/16
Pence: "I think it's inarguable that Putin has been a stronger leader than Obama."
http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/295075-pence-inarguable-putin-has-been-stronger-leader-than …
#VPDebate
35 Likes, 46 Retweets
30) Pence: "Trump never said NATO was obsolete. He doesn't even know what that word means."
#VPDebate
62 Likes, 19 Retweets
32) While Pence watches the debate: "Wow... That really happened? I didn't deny I knew who Trump was, did I?"
#VPDebate
64 Likes, 16 Retweets
33) Pence: "I'm trying out some new scowls tonight. What do you think of this one? I call it the happy-go-lucky scowl."
#VPDebate
51 Likes, 21 Retweets
34) Trump (while watching the #VPDebate): "I knew I should have named myself as my running mate!"
50 Likes, 21 Retweets
35) Trump: "I'm so gonna tweet about Mexican things at 3 am, while eating a taco bowl at Trump Tower."
#VPDebate
52 Likes, 17 Retweets
36) Pence: "Whatever Trump says, he doesn't mean it, so always add the words, 'and love is like bigly great'."
#VPDebate
44 Likes, 17 Retweets
36) Pence's opening comments include his take on Don't Stop Believin': "I'm just a small town boy, livin' in a frickin' crazy world."
#VPDebate
49 Likes, 12 Retweets
38) Pence: "Trump has been insulting? Well, I know you are, but what am I?"
#VPDebate
46 Likes, 13 Retweets
39) Pence: "I'm so glad this backdrop isn't like really really white, b/c then no one would be able to see me. I'd blend right in."
#VPDebate
44 Likes, 12 Retweets
40) Pence: "That whole 'you're hired' (HRC), 'you're fired' (DT) thing was cute. It should be 'you're hired,' 'I'm bankrupt again'."
#VPDebate
37 Likes, 13 Retweets
41) Kaine: "Why can't we trust women?"
Pence: "Fetuses before hos, fo' sho'."
#VPDebate
38 Likes, 10 Retweets
41) Pence: "So what if bin Laden was killed while Clinton was Sec of State? If Trump was pres, he would have killed him w/a Slim Jim!"
#VPDebate
42 Likes, 6 Retweets
43) Pence: "Trump's been all about immigrants. He will pick up all 11 million of them 1 x 1 & take them to Mexico. He's so strong."
#VPDebate
36 Likes, 10 Retweets
44) Kaine: "You once called my wife ugly."
Pence: "How dare you insult me!"
#VPDebate
38 Likes, 7 Retweets
45) Pence: "This economy is in shambles. We were facing a recession, unemployment/poverty are down, jobs were created, but whatever."
#VPDebate
30 Likes, 14 Retweets
46) Pence: "If we stay on the path your party is on, we'll create more jobs. If you want another recession, we're your party!"
#VPDebate
32 Likes, 11 Retweets
47) Pence: "I promised Donald I'd praise his BFF Vlady (Putin) at least once during this debate, so here we go..."
#VPDebate
30 Likes, 9 Retweets
48) Pence: "I'm now going to try to win over Johnson supporters by properly pronouncing the world 'Aleppo' - 'uh-lep-oh'."
#VPDebate
33 Likes, 5 Retweets
49) Trump: "What did Kaine say? Big league? I think he means bigly. What a douche!"
#VPDebate
29 Likes, 2 Retweets
50) Trump: "Okay, I've got two hours to come up with a post-debate tweet. Let's see... Kaine and bigly Able? Shake head at facts?"
#VPDebate
17 Likes, 1 Retweet
Totals: 6,898 Likes, 3,333 Retweets (Averages of 138.0 Likes, 66.7 Retweets)
1) Kaine: "I'm going to quote Trump"
Pence: "That's not his quote"
Kaine: "Here's the video clip"
Pence: "That's his stunt double"
#VPDebate
1,167 Likes, 708 Retweets
2) Kaine: "Why won't you defend Trump?"
Pence: "I will"
Kaine: "So defend him"
Pence: "Maybe later"
#VPDebate
548 Likes, 378 Retweets
3) Pence:"I was told to laugh every time Kaine speaks. It's my first time laughing, so I'm not sure how this is going to look on TV."
#VPDebate
515 Likes, 247 Retweets
4) Kaine quotes Trump
Pence laughs
Trump's even a joke to his running mate.
#VPDebate
464 Likes, 186 Retweets
5) Biden: "Thank God I wasn't part of this debate. I would have just said 'malarkey' 4 or 500 times."
#VPDebate
363 Likes, 141 Retweets
6) BREAKING NEWS: "Mike Pence has been rushed into see a chiropractor after shaking his head for 90 straight minutes."
#VPDebate
331 Likes, 115 Retweets
7) Pence: "It's okay to be sad about unarmed blacks being killed by cops, but is wrong to admit racism exists & do anything about it"
#VPDebate
243 Likes, 177 Retweets
8) Pence: "There you go whipping out that Mexican thing again."
"Mexicans" will be "whipping out" photo IDs on election day.
#VPDebate
258 Likes, 117 Retweet
9) Pence: "As a man with a penis - despite the rumors, I think it's my duty to tell women what they can & can't do w/their vaginas."
#VPDebate
166 Likes, 102 Retweets
10) Pence: "I highly doubt Donald said that, but then again, I hardly know anything about the guy. His name is Donald, right?"
#VPDebate
176 Likes, 65 Retweets
11) Media: "Pence won because he uttered the same lies as Trump, but did so more calmly."
#VPDebate
138 Likes, 67 Retweets
12) Pence: "I'm very proud to stand with Donald Trump. What specifically? I can't answer that question."
#VPDebate
128 Likes, 68 Retweets
13) Pence: "When Kaine uses words I don't understand, I'll just shake my head. I'm going to be shaking my head for 90 minutes."
#VPDebate
137 Likes, 56 Retweets
14) Pence: "Us insult? Did you hear what Kaine just said with his list of our insults? Repeating our insults makes him the insulter!"
#VPDebate
121 Likes, 54 Retweets
15) Kaine: "Here's what Trump said."
Pence: "You're just a mean person, aren't you?"
Kaine: "I didn't say it."
Pence: "You just did."
#VPDebate
109 Likes, 57 Retweets
16) Pence:"The best way to solve any problem is to ignore it & pretend it doesn't exist. That's what I do about erectile dysfunction."
#VPDebate
113 Likes, 50 Retweets
17) Kaine: "I'm with her!"
Pence: "I'm with... Wait, who am I with again? He's not here, is he?"
#VPDebate
104 Likes, 46 Retweets
18) Kaine: "Let's talk about taxes."
Moderator: "Let's talk about taxes."
Pence: "Let's talk about Russia. You said Russia, right?"
#VPDebate
91 Likes, 55 Retweets
19) Pence: "I'm here tonight at the VP debate to announce I'm running for president in 2020."
#VPDebate
102 Likes, 40 Retweets
20) Pence: "Things in the Middle East are literally spinning out of control and I literally don't know what 'literally' means."
#VPDebate
85 Likes, 45 Retweets
20) Pence: "Everything Trump has been recorded saying or doing never happened. Where'd I put that 'Men In Black' memory eraser?"
#VPDebate
89 Likes, 41 Retweets
22) Pence: "Donald Trump has a plan. No one really understands it, not even him, but trust us, he has a plan."
#VPDebate
90 Likes, 39 Retweets
23) Trumpsters
Start of the day: "Assange is going to end Hillary!"
End of the day: "Pence was more grown-up than Trump! Winning!"
#VPDebate
97 Likes, 28 Retweets
24) Mod: "How do you respond to DT's fat-shaming?"
Pence: "You know what I like? Board games. Does anyone else like board games?"
#VPDebate
72 Likes, 32 Retweets
24) Pence: "The only way to defend a person is to put on ear muffs whenever they speak and then deny they ever said anything."
#VPDebate
73 Likes, 31 Retweets
26) Pence:"Even though ISIS was formed before PBO became pres., HRC went back in time with Doc Brown to create it, so it's her fault."
#VPDebate
68 Likes, 33 Retweets
27) Line of the night
Pence: "There you go - you whipped out that Mexican thing again."
#VPDebate
68 Likes, 25 Retweets
28) Media #VPDebate analysis
"After Trump's awful performance, the goal was for Pence to resemble a grown-up, & he did that, so he won tonight."
69 Likes, 18 Retweets
29) Pence: "Taxes shmaxes. Trump is brilliant for not paying them to help our kids and veterans."
#VPDebate
54 Likes, 30 Retweets
30) 9/8/16
Pence: "I think it's inarguable that Putin has been a stronger leader than Obama."
http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/295075-pence-inarguable-putin-has-been-stronger-leader-than …
#VPDebate
35 Likes, 46 Retweets
30) Pence: "Trump never said NATO was obsolete. He doesn't even know what that word means."
#VPDebate
62 Likes, 19 Retweets
32) While Pence watches the debate: "Wow... That really happened? I didn't deny I knew who Trump was, did I?"
#VPDebate
64 Likes, 16 Retweets
33) Pence: "I'm trying out some new scowls tonight. What do you think of this one? I call it the happy-go-lucky scowl."
#VPDebate
51 Likes, 21 Retweets
34) Trump (while watching the #VPDebate): "I knew I should have named myself as my running mate!"
50 Likes, 21 Retweets
35) Trump: "I'm so gonna tweet about Mexican things at 3 am, while eating a taco bowl at Trump Tower."
#VPDebate
52 Likes, 17 Retweets
36) Pence: "Whatever Trump says, he doesn't mean it, so always add the words, 'and love is like bigly great'."
#VPDebate
44 Likes, 17 Retweets
36) Pence's opening comments include his take on Don't Stop Believin': "I'm just a small town boy, livin' in a frickin' crazy world."
#VPDebate
49 Likes, 12 Retweets
38) Pence: "Trump has been insulting? Well, I know you are, but what am I?"
#VPDebate
46 Likes, 13 Retweets
39) Pence: "I'm so glad this backdrop isn't like really really white, b/c then no one would be able to see me. I'd blend right in."
#VPDebate
44 Likes, 12 Retweets
40) Pence: "That whole 'you're hired' (HRC), 'you're fired' (DT) thing was cute. It should be 'you're hired,' 'I'm bankrupt again'."
#VPDebate
37 Likes, 13 Retweets
41) Kaine: "Why can't we trust women?"
Pence: "Fetuses before hos, fo' sho'."
#VPDebate
38 Likes, 10 Retweets
41) Pence: "So what if bin Laden was killed while Clinton was Sec of State? If Trump was pres, he would have killed him w/a Slim Jim!"
#VPDebate
42 Likes, 6 Retweets
43) Pence: "Trump's been all about immigrants. He will pick up all 11 million of them 1 x 1 & take them to Mexico. He's so strong."
#VPDebate
36 Likes, 10 Retweets
44) Kaine: "You once called my wife ugly."
Pence: "How dare you insult me!"
#VPDebate
38 Likes, 7 Retweets
45) Pence: "This economy is in shambles. We were facing a recession, unemployment/poverty are down, jobs were created, but whatever."
#VPDebate
30 Likes, 14 Retweets
46) Pence: "If we stay on the path your party is on, we'll create more jobs. If you want another recession, we're your party!"
#VPDebate
32 Likes, 11 Retweets
47) Pence: "I promised Donald I'd praise his BFF Vlady (Putin) at least once during this debate, so here we go..."
#VPDebate
30 Likes, 9 Retweets
48) Pence: "I'm now going to try to win over Johnson supporters by properly pronouncing the world 'Aleppo' - 'uh-lep-oh'."
#VPDebate
33 Likes, 5 Retweets
49) Trump: "What did Kaine say? Big league? I think he means bigly. What a douche!"
#VPDebate
29 Likes, 2 Retweets
50) Trump: "Okay, I've got two hours to come up with a post-debate tweet. Let's see... Kaine and bigly Able? Shake head at facts?"
#VPDebate
17 Likes, 1 Retweet
Totals: 6,898 Likes, 3,333 Retweets (Averages of 138.0 Likes, 66.7 Retweets)
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