As I'm sure you all expected, I had a field day during the second presidential debate via Twitter on Sunday night. Here are my posts, ordered from most to least popular (all my tweets can be read here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):
1) "BREAKING NEWS:For the 3rd debate, HRC plans on inviting as guests every person Trump has screwed over. The count is at 319 million"
#Debate
403 Likes, 176 Retweets
2) Trump
First debate: "Hillary Clinton doesn't have the stamina."
Second debate: "Hillary Clinton always fights, never quits."
#Debate
274 Likes, 155 Retweets
3) Trumpsters: "He looked presidential. Sniffling like a cokehead rock star while threatening his opponent is looking presidential."
#Debate
250 Likes, 100 Retweets
4) Trump: "When Muslims see hatred going on, they have to report it."
Me (whenever I hear Trump speak): "I see hatred going on."
#Debate
177 Likes, 94 Retweets
5) Trump: "I want to make our democracy great again by acting like a dictator and throwing people in jail who don't agree with me."
#Debate
161 Likes, 82 Retweets
6) Trump: "By the end of this debate, I want 99% of the world to view me as the biggest a*shole in history. I think I'm at 94% now."
#Debate
158 Likes, 81 Retweets
7) Trump: "How stupid is this country?"
I don't know. Ask your supporters...
#Debate
152 Likes, 83 Retweets
8) Trump:"I don't know how to answer this, so I'm going to speak very very slowly til my time is up. Is it up yet? How about now? Now?"
#Debate
155 Likes, 63 Retweets
9) Post-debate polls: "Trump exceeded expectations because he didn't grab anyone's p*ssy."
#Debate
138 Likes, 48 Retweets
10) Trump: "I am devoted to all people, besides: Mexican rapists, terrorist Muslims, the blacks, POWs, women, and everyone else."
#Debate
114 Likes, 66 Retweets
11) Trump:"Of course I'm for alternative forms of energy. I live in an alternative universe after all. It's lovely, folks, just lovely."
#Debate
127 Likes, 43 Retweets
12) Trump: "I'm gonna appeal better to women voters by creepily following Crooked Hillary around the debate stage thingy."
#Debate
116 Likes, 51 Retweets
13) Trump: "Before you solve Islamic terror, you have to say it - like before you solve an algebra problem, you have to say 'algebra'."
#Debate
100 Likes, 65 Retweets
14) Trump as a student when asked a question he didn't know the answer to: "I see it's one against whatever. Why are you so biased?"
#Debate
115 Likes, 47 Retweets
15) Trump: "Ask me any question & I won't answer it. 'How will I defeat terrorism?' Repealing Obamacare, free gropes, Rice Chex."
#Debate
107 Likes, 52 Retweets
15) Trump: "Whenever I sniff, I lie, which is why I can never stop sniffling."
#Debate
111 Likes, 48 Retweets
17) Trump's answer to every question: "Very, many, very very, bigly, lots, bigger, tons, awful, disaster, very many bigly, believe me."
#Debate
106 Likes, 49 Retweets
18) Washington Post fact-checks from the debate:
Trump: 22, Clinton: 3
Reality does have a liberal bias...
#Debate
104 Likes, 48 Retweets
19) My wish for the night: For President Obama to magically appear, look Trump in the eyes, and say, "Please proceed, philanderer..."
#Debate
107 Likes, 36 Retweets
19) Clinton: "One of us went high (me), one of us went low (him)."
With all that sniffling, it sounded like Trump was already high...
115 Likes, 28 Retweets
21) Trump: "They're just words, folks. When I cheated on all my wives, they were just words, believe me."
#Debate
86 Likes, 52 Retweets
22) How I wish Alec Baldwin were filling in for Donald Trump tonight...
#Debate
104 Likes, 32 Retweets
23) Moderators (after Trump responses): "Let us repeat the question we asked you, b/c based on your answer, you may have misheard us..."
#Debate
96 Likes, 35 Retweets
24) Trump: "I think it's genius to get caught approving of sexual assault & then to show up w/sexual assault accusers - bigly genius!"
#Debate
89 Likes, 38 Retweets
25) Trump: "Who is this Putin? I mean, I love him, think about him all the time, but I don't know him. Wait, am I blushing?"
#Debate
83 Likes, 35 Retweets
26) Audience: "How will you help fight Islamophobia?"
Trump: "By being Islamophobic. Period!"
#Debate
84 Likes, 31 Retweets
27) CNN debate poll: Clinton 57% Trump 34%
Trump: "I know numbers. I have the best numbers."
#Debate
77 Likes, 21 Retweets
28) Trump: "I feel I have nothing to be ashamed of. I'm proud of my 3 am porn, I mean, tweets."
#Debate
70 Likes, 22 Retweets
29) Clinton: "We want to bring this country together."
Trump: "We have a very divided nation." :: sniff :: "So so very bigly divided."
#Debate
61 Likes, 27 Retweets
29) Trump: "I'm now going to speak in the 3rd person. Donald Trump is rich. Donald Trump is a fine man. Donald Trump grabs p*ssies."
#Debate
62 Likes, 26 Retweets
31) Trump: "When I'm in a locker room w/a bunch of guys, we always talk about introducing ourselves to women by grabbing their p*ssies."
#Debate
58 Likes, 23 Retweets
32) Whenever Trump says ICE endorsed him, I hear, "ISIS endorsed me."
#Debate
62 Likes, 18 Retweets
33) Expressions
Trump when HRC is talking: "What was that word she just used?"
HRC when Trump is talking: "Are you f**king kidding me?"
#Debate
66 Likes, 13 Retweets
34) Trump: "I'm going to get a special prosecutor for you, Hillary. I got me a special prostitutor once. She gave me a discount."
#Debate
56 Likes, 16 Retweets
35) Trump: "I see it's 3 against 1 here - just like when my 3 wives once tried to gang up on me at a Hooters restaurant."
#Debate
52 Likes, 18 Retweets
36) Trump: "Hillary is all talk and no action. I thought she was God. She's not God, folks, so she shouldn't be president. I'm God."
#Debate
50 Likes, 19 Retweets
37) Trump: "I wanted to grab that chair's p*ssy, but had trouble finding it, kinda like my whatever."
#Debate
48 Likes, 18 Retweets
38) Audience member: "Do you feel these campaigns have been appropriate for even younger people to view?"
Trump: "Obamacare sucks."
#Debate
45 Likes, 20 Retweets
39) Trumpsters:"Saying 'if anyone was offended,' repeating 'locker room banter' & pushing blame to HRC is the bigliest of all apologies"
47 Likes, 15 Retweets
40) Trump: "Hillary is like the devil and I'm like f*cking Jesus, folks. I'm like f*cking Jesus. Amen."
#Debate
50 Likes, 11 Retweets
41) Trump:"When HRC said 'deplorable,' I immediately had to look it up in the dictionary, & it took me a while, b/c I started w/the a's"
#Debate
47 Likes, 12 Retweets
42) Trump: "I understand the tax code better than anyone who's run for president & understand everything else worser than all others."
#Debate
49 Likes, 8 Retweets
43) Trump: "We're gonna make America great again, make America safe again, make America wealthy again, and make America grope again."
#Debate
35 Likes, 14 Retweets
44) Trump: "They're just words, folks, and I know the best words! Bigly..."
#Debate
33 Likes, 14 Retweets
45) Trump: "This person next to me, Bill Clinton, shouldn't be president, because he's even worse than I am. Bill, you've changed!"
#Debate
37 Likes, 3 Retweets
Totals: 4,637 Likes, 1,956 Retweets (Averages of 103.0 Likes, 43.5 Retweets)
1) "BREAKING NEWS:For the 3rd debate, HRC plans on inviting as guests every person Trump has screwed over. The count is at 319 million"
#Debate
403 Likes, 176 Retweets
2) Trump
First debate: "Hillary Clinton doesn't have the stamina."
Second debate: "Hillary Clinton always fights, never quits."
#Debate
274 Likes, 155 Retweets
3) Trumpsters: "He looked presidential. Sniffling like a cokehead rock star while threatening his opponent is looking presidential."
#Debate
250 Likes, 100 Retweets
4) Trump: "When Muslims see hatred going on, they have to report it."
Me (whenever I hear Trump speak): "I see hatred going on."
#Debate
177 Likes, 94 Retweets
5) Trump: "I want to make our democracy great again by acting like a dictator and throwing people in jail who don't agree with me."
#Debate
161 Likes, 82 Retweets
6) Trump: "By the end of this debate, I want 99% of the world to view me as the biggest a*shole in history. I think I'm at 94% now."
#Debate
158 Likes, 81 Retweets
7) Trump: "How stupid is this country?"
I don't know. Ask your supporters...
#Debate
152 Likes, 83 Retweets
8) Trump:"I don't know how to answer this, so I'm going to speak very very slowly til my time is up. Is it up yet? How about now? Now?"
#Debate
155 Likes, 63 Retweets
9) Post-debate polls: "Trump exceeded expectations because he didn't grab anyone's p*ssy."
#Debate
138 Likes, 48 Retweets
10) Trump: "I am devoted to all people, besides: Mexican rapists, terrorist Muslims, the blacks, POWs, women, and everyone else."
#Debate
114 Likes, 66 Retweets
11) Trump:"Of course I'm for alternative forms of energy. I live in an alternative universe after all. It's lovely, folks, just lovely."
#Debate
127 Likes, 43 Retweets
12) Trump: "I'm gonna appeal better to women voters by creepily following Crooked Hillary around the debate stage thingy."
#Debate
116 Likes, 51 Retweets
13) Trump: "Before you solve Islamic terror, you have to say it - like before you solve an algebra problem, you have to say 'algebra'."
#Debate
100 Likes, 65 Retweets
14) Trump as a student when asked a question he didn't know the answer to: "I see it's one against whatever. Why are you so biased?"
#Debate
115 Likes, 47 Retweets
15) Trump: "Ask me any question & I won't answer it. 'How will I defeat terrorism?' Repealing Obamacare, free gropes, Rice Chex."
#Debate
107 Likes, 52 Retweets
15) Trump: "Whenever I sniff, I lie, which is why I can never stop sniffling."
#Debate
111 Likes, 48 Retweets
17) Trump's answer to every question: "Very, many, very very, bigly, lots, bigger, tons, awful, disaster, very many bigly, believe me."
#Debate
106 Likes, 49 Retweets
18) Washington Post fact-checks from the debate:
Trump: 22, Clinton: 3
Reality does have a liberal bias...
#Debate
104 Likes, 48 Retweets
19) My wish for the night: For President Obama to magically appear, look Trump in the eyes, and say, "Please proceed, philanderer..."
#Debate
107 Likes, 36 Retweets
19) Clinton: "One of us went high (me), one of us went low (him)."
With all that sniffling, it sounded like Trump was already high...
115 Likes, 28 Retweets
21) Trump: "They're just words, folks. When I cheated on all my wives, they were just words, believe me."
#Debate
86 Likes, 52 Retweets
22) How I wish Alec Baldwin were filling in for Donald Trump tonight...
#Debate
104 Likes, 32 Retweets
23) Moderators (after Trump responses): "Let us repeat the question we asked you, b/c based on your answer, you may have misheard us..."
#Debate
96 Likes, 35 Retweets
24) Trump: "I think it's genius to get caught approving of sexual assault & then to show up w/sexual assault accusers - bigly genius!"
#Debate
89 Likes, 38 Retweets
25) Trump: "Who is this Putin? I mean, I love him, think about him all the time, but I don't know him. Wait, am I blushing?"
#Debate
83 Likes, 35 Retweets
26) Audience: "How will you help fight Islamophobia?"
Trump: "By being Islamophobic. Period!"
#Debate
84 Likes, 31 Retweets
27) CNN debate poll: Clinton 57% Trump 34%
Trump: "I know numbers. I have the best numbers."
#Debate
77 Likes, 21 Retweets
28) Trump: "I feel I have nothing to be ashamed of. I'm proud of my 3 am porn, I mean, tweets."
#Debate
70 Likes, 22 Retweets
29) Clinton: "We want to bring this country together."
Trump: "We have a very divided nation." :: sniff :: "So so very bigly divided."
#Debate
61 Likes, 27 Retweets
29) Trump: "I'm now going to speak in the 3rd person. Donald Trump is rich. Donald Trump is a fine man. Donald Trump grabs p*ssies."
#Debate
62 Likes, 26 Retweets
31) Trump: "When I'm in a locker room w/a bunch of guys, we always talk about introducing ourselves to women by grabbing their p*ssies."
#Debate
58 Likes, 23 Retweets
32) Whenever Trump says ICE endorsed him, I hear, "ISIS endorsed me."
#Debate
62 Likes, 18 Retweets
33) Expressions
Trump when HRC is talking: "What was that word she just used?"
HRC when Trump is talking: "Are you f**king kidding me?"
#Debate
66 Likes, 13 Retweets
34) Trump: "I'm going to get a special prosecutor for you, Hillary. I got me a special prostitutor once. She gave me a discount."
#Debate
56 Likes, 16 Retweets
35) Trump: "I see it's 3 against 1 here - just like when my 3 wives once tried to gang up on me at a Hooters restaurant."
#Debate
52 Likes, 18 Retweets
36) Trump: "Hillary is all talk and no action. I thought she was God. She's not God, folks, so she shouldn't be president. I'm God."
#Debate
50 Likes, 19 Retweets
37) Trump: "I wanted to grab that chair's p*ssy, but had trouble finding it, kinda like my whatever."
#Debate
48 Likes, 18 Retweets
38) Audience member: "Do you feel these campaigns have been appropriate for even younger people to view?"
Trump: "Obamacare sucks."
#Debate
45 Likes, 20 Retweets
39) Trumpsters:"Saying 'if anyone was offended,' repeating 'locker room banter' & pushing blame to HRC is the bigliest of all apologies"
47 Likes, 15 Retweets
40) Trump: "Hillary is like the devil and I'm like f*cking Jesus, folks. I'm like f*cking Jesus. Amen."
#Debate
50 Likes, 11 Retweets
41) Trump:"When HRC said 'deplorable,' I immediately had to look it up in the dictionary, & it took me a while, b/c I started w/the a's"
#Debate
47 Likes, 12 Retweets
42) Trump: "I understand the tax code better than anyone who's run for president & understand everything else worser than all others."
#Debate
49 Likes, 8 Retweets
43) Trump: "We're gonna make America great again, make America safe again, make America wealthy again, and make America grope again."
#Debate
35 Likes, 14 Retweets
44) Trump: "They're just words, folks, and I know the best words! Bigly..."
#Debate
33 Likes, 14 Retweets
45) Trump: "This person next to me, Bill Clinton, shouldn't be president, because he's even worse than I am. Bill, you've changed!"
#Debate
37 Likes, 3 Retweets
Totals: 4,637 Likes, 1,956 Retweets (Averages of 103.0 Likes, 43.5 Retweets)
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