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#TrumpFinancialTips and #OctoberSurprise

I had a bit of fun with the trending hashtags #TrumpFinancialTips and #OctoberSurprise on Twitter the other night. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) #OctoberSurprise
The party of "God" & "family values" is pulling for misinformation, a dictator & a fugitive rapist to save their candidate.
372 Likes, 239 Retweets

2) "Be sure to hire illegals and send jobs overseas before building walls and talking about keeping jobs here."
#TrumpFinancialTips
259 Likes, 176 Retweets

3) "When negotiating allowance with your father, never settle for anything less than $1 million."
#TrumpFinancialTips
217 Likes, 99 Retweets

4) #OctoberSurprise
Trumpsters are "bigly" gullible. Oh, wait, that's not a surprise at all...
124 Likes, 30 Retweets

5) "If you're bankrupted six times, never fear, for the seventh time's the charm!"
#TrumpFinancialTips
94 Likes, 47 Retweets

6) "Staple a dead rodent to your head and ask high school prom-goers what the hottest orange spray-tan is."
#TrumpFinancialTips
84 Likes, 26 Retweets

7) "When starting a charity, just be charitable to yourself."
#TrumpFinancialTips
52 Likes, 31 Retweets

8) "Be a maker by taking from the middle-class and blaming the poor."
#TrumpFinancialTips
32 Likes, 13 Retweets

8) "If you ever need advice, call my stoned-out doctor. He can write unbelievable numbers for you in just a minute."
#TrumpFinancialTips
38 Likes, 7 Retweets

10) "Don't boo; sue!"
#TrumpFinancialTips
32 Likes, 8 Retweets

11) "As it says in the Bible, 'Turn Two Corinthians into Billions of Corinthians.'"
#TrumpFinancialTips
32 Likes, 7 Retweets

12) "Run for president, say lots of stupid things, and get a bunch of deplorable suckers to give you money."
#TrumpFinancialTips
26 Likes, 11 Retweets

12) "Tell the truth as often as elephants fly off the Empire State Building."
#TrumpFinancialTips
27 Likes, 10 Retweets

14) "Avoid taxes like I avoid hookers named Chastity McHerpes - which means almost always."
#TrumpFinancialTips
25 Likes, 5 Retweets

15) "Be Mrs. Trump #4."
#TrumpFinancialTips
21 Likes, 8 Retweets

15) "There's nothing that says sure-fire investment like Trump Steaks."
#TrumpFinancialTips
23 Likes, 6 Retweets

15) "No one's an expert without at least three shots of Trump Vodka in their system, believe me!"
#TrumpFinancialTips
25 Likes, 4 Retweets

18) "Good things come to those who wait to let the world know they lost $1 billion in a year."
#TrumpFinancialTips
21 Likes, 7 Retweets

19) "When you're a sperm, do lots of bigly research, and come out a rich woman's vagina."
#TrumpFinancialTips
18 Likes, 7 Retweets

19) "Hide your tax returns in the last place you'd look."
#TrumpFinancialTips
17 Likes, 6 Retweets

21) "Only tweet about such things after 3 in the morning."
#TrumpFinancialTips
15 Likes, 4 Retweets

22) "Two words: Make lots and lots of money."
#TrumpFinancialTips
13 Likes, 2 Retweets

Totals: 1,627 Likes, 754 Retweets (Averages of 74.0 Likes, 34.3 Retweets)

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