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#TrumpDrSeuss, #WomenWhoVoteTrump, #HillaryGropedMe

I got involved with the following trending hashtags on Twitter in recent days: #TrumpDrSeuss, #WomenWhoVoteTrump, and #HillaryGropedMe. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be viewed here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) Unlike Trumpsters, I refuse to sarcastically claim Clinton or Trump groped me, because sexual assault is no joking matter.
151 Likes, 46 Retweets

2) Trumpsters are making their voices heard via the deplorable hashtag #HillaryGropedMe. Let's make our voices heard on election day.
124 Likes, 42 Retweets

3) #WomenWhoVoteTrump need to look their daughters in the eyes & say, "I'm voting for a man who told girls your age he'd like to date them"
90 Likes, 37 Retweets

4) #WomenWhoVoteTrump are essentially telling their sons that, so long as they become famous, they can grope women too.
75 Likes, 32 Retweets

5) I highly recommend that #WomenWhoVoteTrump watch Michelle Obama's speech from yesterday.
48 Likes, 26 Retweets

6) I think that even atheists should pray for #WomenWhoVoteTrump.
45 Likes, 14 Retweets

7) #WomenWhoVoteTrump need to trademark the phrase, "If grabbing ladies by the p*ssy is wrong, I don't want to be right."
44 Likes, 14 Retweets

8) #WomenWhoVoteTrump and want to repeal the 19th Amendment may want to reread the Constitution.
40 Likes, 13 Retweets

9) "I meant what I said
I said what I meant
I'm faithful to my mistresses
One hundred and ten percent"
#TrumpDrSeuss
36 Likes, 8 Retweets

10) "From there to here, and here to there, bigly things are everywhere."
#TrumpDrSeuss
31 Likes, 3 Retweets

11) "They say I'm old-fashioned, and have no class, but sometimes I think it's good to be the biggest ass."
#TrumpDrSeuss
18 Likes, 8 Retweets

12) "My shoe is off. My foot is yuge. Just like something else. Wink wink nudge nudge."
#TrumpDrSeuss
21 Likes, 4 Retweets

13) "It's high time you were shown
I have the best words
Words you don't know."
#TrumpDrSeuss
19 Likes, 5 Retweets

14) You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because you'd rather look in a mirror than lay there and dream."
#TrumpDrSeuss
16 Likes, 3 Retweets

15) "You're never too old, too wacky, too crazy, to pick up a taco bowl and throw it at a Mexican."
#TrumpDrSeuss
15 Likes, 3 Retweets

16) "You can find magic
wherever you look,
So sit back and relax,
and be a crook."
#TrumpDrSeuss
11 Likes, 4 Retweets

17) "There are many many things you can learn about, but learning is stupid, so keep your eyes shut."
#TrumpDrSeuss
11 Likes, 3 Retweets

18) "Today you are screwed! That is truer than true! There is no one alive if you don't vote for yours truly."
#TrumpDrSeuss
11 Likes, 1 Retweet

Totals: 806 Likes, 266 Retweets (Averages of 44.8 Likes, 14.8 Retweets)

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