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The Top Ten Things More Popular Than the Republican Party

The Republican Party just set a record they would rather have not set. In the latest Gallup poll, a record low 28% of people view the GOP favorably, while 62% view the party unfavorably. Segueing from that, here are the top ten things more popular than the Republican Party.

10. Ringers that play "Call Me Maybe"

9. Keggers featuring O'Doul's

8. Vegetarian Burger Kings

7. New York rats which make the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man appear small in comparison

6. Public air-humping

5. Ben Stein motivational speeches

4. Televised solitaire tournaments

3. Drunk calls from mimes

2. Little House on the Prairie costume parties

1. (drum roll) The Limp Dick pop-up book series


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  1. AnonymousOctober 11, 2013 at 10:44 PM

    Hmmm, I don't know...as unfavorably as I view Republicans, they still come in slightly ahead of Ben Stein motivational speeches, at least for me.

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  2. The RozOctober 11, 2013 at 11:27 PM

    That would be quite painful to sit through. "Bueller... Bueller...Bueller..."

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