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Giuliani: "Most wives don't love their husbands."

Former New York City mayor Rudy Giuliani made a startling statement in an interview with TMZ this week, when he said, "I know this is a horrible thing to say, but I seriously believe that most wives don't love their husbands."

Giuliani, whom has himself been married three times, once to a second cousin, went on to state, "Very rarely do I hear wives tell their husbands things like, 'You're the most exceptional husband in the world,' and instead they will often times criticize their husbands. I'm sorry, but if a wife doesn't love all of her husband - every single thing about him - and doesn't think he's the greatest man in the world, then she can't truly love him."

The former New York City mayor wasn't done there, as he added, "Look, if our wives truly love us - their husbands - we have to hear about this love all the time. Instead of saying things like: 'Why didn't you take the garbage out this morning?' 'Why didn't you do the dishes like you said you would?' and 'Why did you fall asleep during sex again last night?' they should be saying things like, 'I love you more than anything in this world,' 'You're my superhero, my Superman,' and 'To me, you're more perfect than Jesus, and like he did for us, I'd die for you, because I love you so much - more than my own life!' If us guys don't constantly hear things like that, we're going to start thinking our wives don't love us anymore."

When asked about his comments, Giuliani's two ex-wives responded, "None of what he said is true. A woman can still love her husband if there's one thing about him she doesn't like. We divorced him, not because there was just one thing about him we didn't like, but because there wasn't one thing about him we still liked."

His second cousin added, "Another factor in our divorce was that he was disappointed I wasn't a first cousin."

Giuliani didn't say much when he heard about his ex-wives' response. He just said, "9/11."

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