Former Florida governor and current Republican candidate Jeb Bush recently received a heap of criticism for his response to the mass shooting at Umpqua Community College in Roseburg, Oregon, as he said, "Stuff happens..." Being one of the few Republican candidates to honestly admit smoking marijuana previously, Jeb decided to take his gaffe, run with it, and become the hippy candidate of the Republican Party. Just watch his new ad as it appears the former Florida governor is smoking a fake joint:
"Life... Every day... Whether you're drinking coffee, taking a shower, driving to work, or getting shot at school, stuff happens, man. Stuff is happening to you; stuff is happening to me; stuff is happening to everybody. Stuff even happens to people after they die, because like, they're dead, but not really, because their spirit lives on or something. So, I mean, if you're ever driving to work and a tire goes out, don't try to fix it or get anyone else to fix it; just shrug your shoulders, say, 'Stuff happens,' and it'll just fix itself. Kind of like gun violence, poverty, homelessness, healthcare, mental illness, terrorism, equality, and all that, stuff happens, so if we don't try to fix anything, it'll fix itself, you know? So, just know, if you elect me for president, good stuff is going to happen, bad stuff, really weird stuff, but at the end of it all, I'm going to look you in the eyes and just say the following two words: 'Stuff happens...' Because yeah, it's like true and stuff. Far out, man."
It should be noted that shortly after this ad initially aired, all former members of the band Grateful Dead, as well as all current and former members of the band Phish, asked Jeb Bush to refrain from playing any of their songs at his rallies. Cheech and Chong also said they'd be unwilling to be guest speakers for Jeb during his campaign.
"Life... Every day... Whether you're drinking coffee, taking a shower, driving to work, or getting shot at school, stuff happens, man. Stuff is happening to you; stuff is happening to me; stuff is happening to everybody. Stuff even happens to people after they die, because like, they're dead, but not really, because their spirit lives on or something. So, I mean, if you're ever driving to work and a tire goes out, don't try to fix it or get anyone else to fix it; just shrug your shoulders, say, 'Stuff happens,' and it'll just fix itself. Kind of like gun violence, poverty, homelessness, healthcare, mental illness, terrorism, equality, and all that, stuff happens, so if we don't try to fix anything, it'll fix itself, you know? So, just know, if you elect me for president, good stuff is going to happen, bad stuff, really weird stuff, but at the end of it all, I'm going to look you in the eyes and just say the following two words: 'Stuff happens...' Because yeah, it's like true and stuff. Far out, man."
It should be noted that shortly after this ad initially aired, all former members of the band Grateful Dead, as well as all current and former members of the band Phish, asked Jeb Bush to refrain from playing any of their songs at his rallies. Cheech and Chong also said they'd be unwilling to be guest speakers for Jeb during his campaign.
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