Do you like yourself? A bit too much perhaps? Do you wake up an hour earlier than most people to stare at yourself in the mirror for that 60-minute duration and get aroused in the process, before heading to work or school? When asked who your perfect mate would be, do you immediately shout, "A clone of myself!"? Well, if that's the case, I think I've found the dating site for you!
The site is called Atlasphere (www.theatlasphere.com), in honor of novelist, philosopher, and hottest woman in the mind of only herself - Ayn Rand (Atlas Shrugged).
Here are a few quotes the sexiest woman this side of nowhere has relayed onto the masses through the years:
"To say 'I love you' one must first be able to say 'I.'"
"One can't love man without hating most of the creatures who pretend to bear his name."
"I am a man who does not exist for others."
"...the person who loves everybody and feels at home everywhere is the true hater of mankind. He expects nothing of men, so no form of depravity can outrage him."
"Don't allow man to be happy. Happiness is self contained and self-sufficient. Happy men have no time and no use for you. Happy men are free men. So kill their joy of living. Take away from them whatever is dear or important to them. Never let them have what they want. ...Unhappy men will come to you. They'll need you. They'll come to you for consolation, for support, for escape. Nature allows no vacuum. Empty man's soul-and the space is yours to fill."
"It's not good to feel too much joy, nor to be glad that our body lives. For we matter not and it must not matter to us whether we live or die, which is to be as our brothers will it..."
Whew... If those quotes don't give men four-hour erections, I don't know what will.
Atlasphere is the perfect dating site for people whom are in love with themselves, but may want some sexy time with another as well.
Here are a few portions of profile descriptions on the site. Before reading them, prepare yourself, because it's going to get hot! Trust me!
"Don't be fooled. Just because I'm a successful Ivy League-educated entrepreneur doesn't mean that I don't know how to live it up. In me, you'll find the best of both worlds: stable, financially sound and sophisticated, but also fun-loving, passionate, adventurous and funny..."
"I'm the greatest thing to happen to the internet since the slicing of bread products began. I'm one of those dudes that can see beauty in the mundane, a lifetime in a child's tear and the universe in the bud of a flower..."
"If I've messaged you, it's because when I looked at your pictures and read through your profile, I had a fantasy about you and I got this tender, romantic feeling that's best summed up by 'Can't Fight This Feeling' by REO Speedwagon... It's true. I'm genuine and have high integrity..."
Whew... Is it hot in here or is it just them? Don't ask them that question, for they would likely respond with, "That's a stupid question. It's me, of course. It's always me. You're welcome."
The site is called Atlasphere (www.theatlasphere.com), in honor of novelist, philosopher, and hottest woman in the mind of only herself - Ayn Rand (Atlas Shrugged).
Here are a few quotes the sexiest woman this side of nowhere has relayed onto the masses through the years:
"To say 'I love you' one must first be able to say 'I.'"
"One can't love man without hating most of the creatures who pretend to bear his name."
"I am a man who does not exist for others."
"...the person who loves everybody and feels at home everywhere is the true hater of mankind. He expects nothing of men, so no form of depravity can outrage him."
"Don't allow man to be happy. Happiness is self contained and self-sufficient. Happy men have no time and no use for you. Happy men are free men. So kill their joy of living. Take away from them whatever is dear or important to them. Never let them have what they want. ...Unhappy men will come to you. They'll need you. They'll come to you for consolation, for support, for escape. Nature allows no vacuum. Empty man's soul-and the space is yours to fill."
"It's not good to feel too much joy, nor to be glad that our body lives. For we matter not and it must not matter to us whether we live or die, which is to be as our brothers will it..."
Whew... If those quotes don't give men four-hour erections, I don't know what will.
Atlasphere is the perfect dating site for people whom are in love with themselves, but may want some sexy time with another as well.
Here are a few portions of profile descriptions on the site. Before reading them, prepare yourself, because it's going to get hot! Trust me!
"Don't be fooled. Just because I'm a successful Ivy League-educated entrepreneur doesn't mean that I don't know how to live it up. In me, you'll find the best of both worlds: stable, financially sound and sophisticated, but also fun-loving, passionate, adventurous and funny..."
"I'm the greatest thing to happen to the internet since the slicing of bread products began. I'm one of those dudes that can see beauty in the mundane, a lifetime in a child's tear and the universe in the bud of a flower..."
"If I've messaged you, it's because when I looked at your pictures and read through your profile, I had a fantasy about you and I got this tender, romantic feeling that's best summed up by 'Can't Fight This Feeling' by REO Speedwagon... It's true. I'm genuine and have high integrity..."
Whew... Is it hot in here or is it just them? Don't ask them that question, for they would likely respond with, "That's a stupid question. It's me, of course. It's always me. You're welcome."
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