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My five most recent books can now be purchased for your Kindle!

I'm finally reaching the Kindle market with my books. While I'm still kind of old-fashioned and prefer paperback books myself, I have to adjust with the times. The really nice thing about this is the fact my books are much cheaper via Kindle than Paperback. The books are all just $2.99, which means one could purchase all five of them for a total of about $15.

Here's a list of the books now available through Amazon Kindle:

1. The Kind-Hearted Smartas* (uncensored version) (2011)

2. The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck (censored version) (2011)

3. Penetrating The Heart Of Life: Ambiguous In Thought, Ambivalent In Feelings (2011)

4. LOL at the GOP (2012)

5. LOL at the GOP - Volume 2: 47% Awesome 100% of the Time (2013)

I have two other books available on paperback, but feel the poetry one - Seasons Come, People Grow: A Poetic Journey (2006) is of lesser quality material than my more recent poetry book - Penetrating The Heart Of Life: Ambiguous In Thought, Ambivalent In Feeling, so I've yet to make that available on Amazon Kindle. The other book which is available on paperback but not on Kindle yet is entitled The Serious Scale of Sarcasm: More Balanced Than A Drunken High-Heeled Clown On A Tight Rope (2007). Of all seven of my books, I feel that one is probably the weakest and the most outdated. There are still some worthwhile topics and comedy which reside in that book, but not enough to warrant it being available on Kindle, unless I receive requests to do so.

Of the five books that are currently available, there are two of the political satire variety (take a wild guess which two those are!), two of the comedy variety (one censored and one uncensored version), along with the poetry book I mentioned.

I'll provide the link to the Amazon Kindle page listing all five of these books below. If you have any further questions, don't hesitate to ask.

http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=sr_nr_seeall_2?rh=k%3Acraig+rozniecki%2Ci%3Adigital-text&keywords=craig+rozniecki&ie=UTF8&qid=1358367641

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