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Boehner tells Reid to fornicate with himself

In a heated exchange between Republican House Speaker John Boehner and Democratic Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid regarding the fiscal cliff last Friday, supposedly the following exchange took place:

Boehner: "Go f**k yourself."

Reid: "What are you talking about?"

Boehner: "Go f**k yourself."

Yes, a man representing the supposed party of family values told a man representing the supposed party of Satan to go f**k himself twice. When hearing this for the second time, I have to imagine Harry Reid looked down at his junk and in his typical monotone voice, replied, "It's not big enough to do that" or "I'm not that flexible," before saying, "If your face were male genitalia, I'd say it looks like you've been f**king tanning beds the past few years!"

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/02/fiscal-cliff-negotiations-john-boehner-harry-reid_n_2394725.html

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