Let's be honest - Jesus loved guns. For in the book of NotActually, chapter 6, verses 66-68, Jesus said:
"Only pussies turn the other cheek. I say shoot those no good motherf***ers down, yo. Amen."
I only say this because this past Monday, the Arkansas state Senate passed a bill which will allow people to carry concealed guns in churches.
The bill is called the Church Protection Act of 2013 (SB-71) and passed by a very convincing 28-4 margin. It'll need to pass the state House of Representatives and be signed by Governor Mike Beebe to become law.
Part of the bill reads as follows:
"It is found and determined by the General Assembly of the State of Arkansas that personal security is increasingly important; that the Second Amendment of the Constitution of the United States ensures a person's right to bear arms; and that this act is immediately necessary because a person should be allowed to carry a firearm in a church that permits the carrying of a firearm for personal security."
If this bill should pass, I'm thinking churches around the state of Arkansas may need to alter some of their hymns to the following titles:
"When the Saints Come Shooting In"
"Jesus Loves Me and My Gun"
"God and Guns Are So Good"
"Oh Come All Ye Shooters"
"Jesus Loves the Little Pistols"
At the closing of a prayer, it will soon become mandatory for people to fire their guns in the air after they say, "Amen." Amen, indeed.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/29/guns-in-churches-concealed-arkansas_n_2575472.html
"Only pussies turn the other cheek. I say shoot those no good motherf***ers down, yo. Amen."
I only say this because this past Monday, the Arkansas state Senate passed a bill which will allow people to carry concealed guns in churches.
The bill is called the Church Protection Act of 2013 (SB-71) and passed by a very convincing 28-4 margin. It'll need to pass the state House of Representatives and be signed by Governor Mike Beebe to become law.
Part of the bill reads as follows:
"It is found and determined by the General Assembly of the State of Arkansas that personal security is increasingly important; that the Second Amendment of the Constitution of the United States ensures a person's right to bear arms; and that this act is immediately necessary because a person should be allowed to carry a firearm in a church that permits the carrying of a firearm for personal security."
If this bill should pass, I'm thinking churches around the state of Arkansas may need to alter some of their hymns to the following titles:
"When the Saints Come Shooting In"
"Jesus Loves Me and My Gun"
"God and Guns Are So Good"
"Oh Come All Ye Shooters"
"Jesus Loves the Little Pistols"
At the closing of a prayer, it will soon become mandatory for people to fire their guns in the air after they say, "Amen." Amen, indeed.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/29/guns-in-churches-concealed-arkansas_n_2575472.html
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