Not too long ago, Tennessee firearms trainer (according to him) James Yeager posted a video online with the following rant:
"Vice President [Joe] Biden is asking the president to bypass Congress and use executive privilege, executive order to ban assault rifles and to impose stricter gun control. I'm not f**king putting up with this. I'm not letting my country be ruled by a dictator. I'm not letting anybody take my guns! If it goes one inch further, I'm going to start killing people."
...and the winner of the award for the man least likely to ever smooth talk a woman is... James Yeager!
Humorously enough, after Yeager said he wasn't going to let anyone take away his guns and if that happened, he'd start killing people, had his handgun carry permit revoked by Tennessee's Homeland Security office.
Not long afterward, Yeager released a second video, where it appeared as if he was on the verge of retracting his earlier comments and going so far as to apologize for them. After watching the video, I'd advise Mr. Yeager to take a beginner's course on apologizing. Here's what he said:
"I do not condone anybody committing any kind of felonies up to and including any aggravated assaults or murders, unless it's necessary. Right not it is not necessary. I have drawn my line in the sand: Not one more inch..."
In the video, he later said, "...I probably allowed my mouth to overrun my logic. But I don't, I don't retract any of my statements."
Upon hearing this, I'm sure the Tennessee Homeland Security office said, "Due to his very genuine and heartfelt non-retraction apology, I think the reasonable thing to do would be to give him back his permit. What do the rest of you think?"
Yeah, rumor has it that after cheating on a girlfriend with her sister, Yeager confronted his girlfriend with the following:
"Look, honey... I probably allowed my penis to do the thinking for me back there ::points at her sister's backside:: and in there ::points at her special lady part below the belt::.. It f**king happens sometimes, alright? I was f**king horny. She kind of looks like you, so whatever. I do not retract any of my actions! Got that? That's all the apology you're getting from me. You're welcome."
http://www.newser.com/story/160888/ceo-loses-gun-permit-over-plan-to-start-killing-people.html
http://livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/entry/yeager-releases-2nd-video-ive-assembled-army
"Vice President [Joe] Biden is asking the president to bypass Congress and use executive privilege, executive order to ban assault rifles and to impose stricter gun control. I'm not f**king putting up with this. I'm not letting my country be ruled by a dictator. I'm not letting anybody take my guns! If it goes one inch further, I'm going to start killing people."
...and the winner of the award for the man least likely to ever smooth talk a woman is... James Yeager!
Humorously enough, after Yeager said he wasn't going to let anyone take away his guns and if that happened, he'd start killing people, had his handgun carry permit revoked by Tennessee's Homeland Security office.
Not long afterward, Yeager released a second video, where it appeared as if he was on the verge of retracting his earlier comments and going so far as to apologize for them. After watching the video, I'd advise Mr. Yeager to take a beginner's course on apologizing. Here's what he said:
"I do not condone anybody committing any kind of felonies up to and including any aggravated assaults or murders, unless it's necessary. Right not it is not necessary. I have drawn my line in the sand: Not one more inch..."
In the video, he later said, "...I probably allowed my mouth to overrun my logic. But I don't, I don't retract any of my statements."
Upon hearing this, I'm sure the Tennessee Homeland Security office said, "Due to his very genuine and heartfelt non-retraction apology, I think the reasonable thing to do would be to give him back his permit. What do the rest of you think?"
Yeah, rumor has it that after cheating on a girlfriend with her sister, Yeager confronted his girlfriend with the following:
"Look, honey... I probably allowed my penis to do the thinking for me back there ::points at her sister's backside:: and in there ::points at her special lady part below the belt::.. It f**king happens sometimes, alright? I was f**king horny. She kind of looks like you, so whatever. I do not retract any of my actions! Got that? That's all the apology you're getting from me. You're welcome."
http://www.newser.com/story/160888/ceo-loses-gun-permit-over-plan-to-start-killing-people.html
http://livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/entry/yeager-releases-2nd-video-ive-assembled-army
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