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Awkward Moments with Brent Musburger

So, I just heard (from an anonymous source in my mind) that 73-year old Brent Musburger watched Alabama quarterback A.J. McCarron's girlfriend more often than he watched the national championship game last night. 

Kirk Herbstreit caught Musburger in la-la land on a couple of occasions, which led to these back-and-forths:

Musburger: "What penetration!"

Herbstreit: "By the defense..."

Musburger: "Yeah, that's it. Where was I going with that? Do you see, folks? This is what happens when you get to be my age. Can we get another shot of McCarron's girlfriend again? Wow. If I ever had a wife that looked like that... Whew...well, I won't go into detail folks."

Herbstreit: "Thanks for that..."

and

Musburger: "...and the ball goes deep, very deep, oh so deep..."

Herbstreit: "It was dropped like 5 seconds ago."

Musburger: "Right you are, Herby. Right you are."

Herbstreit: "What are you looking at?"

Musburger: "The woman of my dreams - A.J. McCarron's girlfriend."

Herbstreit: "She's young enough to be your granddaughter, which makes you..."

Musburger: "A male cougar! A.J. better watch out! I'm quite the catch! I may be 73, but look like I'm 72, and act like I'm 15!"

http://www.usatoday.com/story/gameon/2013/01/07/espns-awkward-moment-with-aj-mccarrons-girlfriend/1816283/

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