Introduction - Déjà Stupid
I really should have known better than to have thought I’d be able to capture the joke the Republican Party has become in a single book. The joke was on me apparently. The first book in this series - LOL at the GOP - covered events until the point when the sexiest android in the world - Mitt Romney - became the Republican nominee for the 2012 presidential election. With so much happening since that time, I felt a second volume was warranted. At the rate the Republican Party is going, you can expect volumes 3 through 947 to become available before the 2016 election.
Yes, while Democrats were attempting to paint themselves as 1970s Republicans leading up to election day, Republicans tended to paint themselves as a hybrid of a drunk uncle and Jim Jones. Due to this, rumor has it that Ronald Reagan has officially changed his party affiliation from R (Republican) to AE (Anything Else), Abraham Lincoln is in a permanent facepalm pose, and Jesus is thinking about ending the world by saying his father’s name in vain.
During this past election season, multiple Republican candidates decided that the quantity of socially acceptable topics for dinner-table discussions was too compressed, so they figured it was time to expand this very list. This new list included many of the traditional dinner-table topics, as well as one that was brand-spanking new. The updated list read as follows: Work, the weather, football, dating, the Bible, and rape.
In addition to some Republican candidates talking about rape in a tone which resembled the first time they discussed Santa Claus with their children, a pro-life candidate endorsed the death penalty for kids, a member of the House Science Committee declared that his votes are Bible-based, and Mitt Romney joined the fun by essentially stating that 47% of this country will never amount to anything more than a motorcycle helmet made of bubble wrap. Read about all this and more in LOL at the GOP - Volume 2: 47% Awesome 100% of the Time, where you’ll be laughing some of the time all of the time!
Here is the table of contents for the new book:
Introduction - Déjà Stupid - p. 7
Welcome to RCH (Republican Cult Headquarters)! - p. 8
The Ro-Money Campaign - p. 12
Machine Disguised as a Man - p. 13
A Half-Baked Mormon - p. 15
Not All Ohioans Are This Stupid… - p. 16
Do you believe in magic? Paul Ryan does! - p. 17
“Universal human values” - p. 18
Say Sleaze! - p. 19
“You didn’t build that!” - Yeah, about that… - p. 19
The Tale of That Ever-Growing Thing: The Greatest Debate in History - p. 27
The Top Ten Romney Zingers - p. 33
A Nerd, a Bully, and a Replacement Ref: The First Presidential Debate - p. 34
Comparing Apples to Unicycles - p. 39
Romneyography 101 - p. 42
Welcome to the new political game show, Guess Who? - p. 43
Introducing Romnesia! - p. 48
Thinking Like a Hard-Core Conservative Evangelical - p. 49
Fact vs. Fiction: Democrat vs. Republican - p. 52
...and now a word from Republicans on Democrats - p. 55
The Thin Line Between Maker and Taker - p. 57
Voter Suppression Brought to You by the Freedom Lovers - p. 60
The Non-Apology Apology - p. 62
Representative Paul Broun Votes with God...or something... - p. 65
Kansas State Senate Candidate Declares That Democrats Aren't Real Catholics - p. 67
Hurricane Sandy - what was the cause? Global warming or gays? - p. 69
Obama voters are going to hell! (no, not Congress) - p. 72
Pro-Lifer Endorses the Death Penalty for Kids - p. 74
The Socialist Baby - p. 76
Republican Dog Whisperers - p. 80
Todd Akin for Man of the Year! - p. 81Dick Goes Low - p. 82
Sarah Palin Has a Thing for Big Sticks - p. 84
Obama's re-election means the end is near! - p. 85
Reason #1,429,199 Why Blacks Don't Vote Republican - p. 87
Winning = Losing (and vice versa) - p. 88
The Blame Game - p. 88
GOP Personal Ads - p. 92
References - p. 95
Acknowledgments - p. 105
About the Author - p. 106
For the time being, the book can be purchased at just the following site, but will be available at others in the coming days and weeks:
http://www.lulu.com/shop/craig-rozniecki/lol-at-the-gop-volume-2-47-awesome-100-of-the-time/paperback/product-20608477.html
I'll be sure to keep everyone updated on any deals that become available. For the month of January (at the before-mentioned site), you can get 20% off a purchase by typing in the following coupon code - JANBOOKS13 . As the price of the book is $9.98, 20% off would lessen said price to $7.98. If you have any questions, feel free to e-mail me on this site, TheTaoOfRoz@aol.com, or CRozniecki@gmail.com. I hope you like what you read and thanks again to anyone whom expressed interest in this and/or other projects of mine.
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