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Virginia Tea Partier claims Jesus is/was a capitalist

Jonathon Moseley - member of the Northern Virginia Tea Party and co-host on the radio show Conservative Commandos - just released an interesting article courtesy of the right-wing conspiracy site WND.com, entitled, "Jesus Christ is a Capitalist." No, that's not a typo.

Moseley decided it was time to stand up to Pope Francis' harsh words for capitalism with his own:

- "In just one verse, we see that God rejects the left-wing 'Jesus Chris supported socialism' heresy. When Jesus was asked to support redistribution of wealth - to tell one brother to share the family inheritance with the other - Jesus refused. Jesus would never support government or a church stealing property by force to give it to a stranger. He would not even intervene for one man to share his own family's wealth with his own brother."

- "One truth shines out from the Bible. Jesus spoke to the individual, never to government or government policy. Jesus was a capitalist, preaching personal responsibility, not a socialist."

- "Worst of all, this controversy encourages misery, poverty and the destruction of human lives. Jesus Christ is weeping in heaven hearing Christians espouse a socialist philosophy that has created suffering and poverty around the world. It is impossible to love one's neighbor as yourself without fighting against socialism, meaning government meddling in private lives."

Mr. Moseley seems perplexed. If he thinks Pope Francis is a socialist, wait until he hears what this following nutbar has to say:

- "Then  he looked up at his disciples and said: 'Blessed are you who are poor, for yours is the kingdom of God.

'Blessed are you who are hungry now, for you will be filled. 'Blessed are you who weep now, for you will laugh." (Luke 6:20-21)

- "When he came to Nazareth, where he had been brought up, he went to the synagogue on the sabbath day, as was his custom. He stood up to read, and the scroll of the prophet Isaiah was given to him. He unrolled the scroll and found the place where it was written:

'The Spirit of the Lord is upon me, because he has anointed me to bring good news to the poor. He has sent me to proclaim release to the captives and recovery of sight to the blind, to let the oppressed go free, to proclaim the year of the Lord's favour.'" (Luke 4:16-19)

- "Then the king will say to those at his right hand, 'Come, you that are blessed by my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world; for I was hungry and you gave me food, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink; I was a stranger and you welcomed me, I was naked and you gave me clothing, I was sick and you took care of me, I was in prison and you visited me." (Matthew 25:34-26)

- "Jesus, looking at him, loved him and said, "You lack one thing; go, sell what you own, and give the money to the poor; and you will have treasure in heaven; then come, follow me." When he heard this, he was shocked and went away grieving, for he had many possessions." (Mark 10:21-22)

- "He sat down opposite the treasury, and watched the crowd putting money into the treasury. Many rich people put in large sums. A poor widow came and put in two small copper coins, which are worth a penny. Then he called his disciples and said to them, 'Truly I tell you, this poor widow has put in more than all those who are contributing to the treasury. For all of them have contributed out of their abundance; but she out of her poverty has put in everything she had, and she had to live on." (Mark 12:41-44)

- "He said also to the one who had invited him, 'When you give a luncheon or a dinner, do not invite your friends or your brothers or your relatives or rich neighbors, in case they may invite you in return, and you would be repaid. But when you give a banquet, invite the poor, the crippled, the lame, and the blind. And you will be blessed, because they cannot repay you, for you will be repaid at the resurrection of the righteous." (Luke 14:12-14)

- "There was a rich man who was dressed in purple and the fine linen and who feasted sumptuously every day. And at his gate lay a poor man named Lazarus, covered with sores, who longed to satisfy his hunger with what fell from the rich man's table; even the dogs would come and lick his sores. The poor man died and was carried away by the angels to be with Abraham. The rich man also died and was burned.

In Hades, where he was being tormented, he looked up and saw Abraham far away with Lazarus by his side. He called out, 'Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus to dip the tip of his finger in water and cool my tongue; for I am in agony in these flames.' But Abrama said, 'Child, remember that during your lifetime you received your good things, and Lazarus in like manner evil things; but now he is comforted here and you are in agony." (Luke 16:19-25)

- "Then the Lord said to him, 'Now you Pharisees clean the outside of the cup and of the dish, but inside you are full of greed and wickedness. You fools! Did not the one who made the outside make the inside also? So give for aims those things that are within; and see, everything will be clean for you. 'But woe to you Pharisees! For you tithe mint and rue and herbs of all kinds, and neglect justice and the love of God." (Luke 11:39-42)

- "Then he told them a parable: 'The land of a rich man produced abundantly. And he thought to himself, 'What should I do, for I have no place to store my crops?' Then he said, 'I will do this: I will pull down my barns and build larger ones, and there I will store all my grain and my goods. And I will say to my soul, 'Soul, you have ample goods laid up for so many years; relax, eat, drink, be merry.' But God said to him, 'You fool! This very night your life is being demanded of you. And the things you have prepared, whose will they be?' So it is with those who store up treasures for themselves but are not rich toward God." (Luke 12:16-21)

Those were the words of Jesus, Mr. Moseley. I think it's safe to say Jesus was as much a capitalist as Mike Tyson is a woman named Stella.

http://www.wnd.com/2013/12/jesus-christ-is-a-capitalist/

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/on-faith/wp/2013/11/28/if-rush-limbaugh-and-sarah-palin-dont-like-the-pope-they-wont-care-much-for-jesus/?tid=rssfeed

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/capitalist?s=t

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/socialist?s=t

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/15/jesus-quotes_n_898695.html

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