With marijuana being legalized in Colorado for recreational use, I can see the following event unfolding at some point:
Setting: A cop pulls someone over going 25 mph on the interstate
::the driver lowers his window and a cloud of smoke comes out::
Officer Robert Munchy: ::coughs:: "Have you been smoking the weed tonight, sir?"
Fernando Bong: "Why would you think that, man?"
Officer Munchy: "Could you step out of the vehicle please, sir?"
Fernando: "Sure, I can. I have the ability to, man. But do you like mean, 'Can I' or 'Will I,' you know?"
Officer Munchy: "Get out of the car."
Fernando: "For sure, dude"
Officer Munchy: "Okay, for our first test, I'm going to show you a doughnut, and let's just see what happens, shall we?"
Fernando: "Far out"
Officer Munchy: ::holds the doughnut out for a couple of seconds before eating it::
Fernando: "Wow! Are you high too?"
Officer Munchy: "So, you admit it? I knew it! You're under arrest!"
Fernando: "Whoa! That's so not fair! You get the doughnut and I get arrested?"
Officer Munchy: "That's just too bad, isn't it?"
Fernando: "So, did anyone ever tell you how interesting the lights on police cars are? I mean, just look at them for a minute. That right there symbolizes the meaning of life. It's like experiencing God and nature and everything around us are in those lights right in front of us, and..."
Officer Munchy: ::uncuffs Fernando:: "Please just go... Let this be a warning to you."
Fernando: "But I thought we were talking and bonding and stuff."
Officer Murphy: "Here, have the rest of these doughnuts. Just stop talking."
Fernando: "Don't go! I want to look at the lights some more and talk about factual conspiracy theories!"
Officer Munchy: :walks away and mumbles:: "Geez... I hope my wife and her friends don't start doing this stuff at our place every Wednesday before talking about the books they read. Ugh..."
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