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Naming winter storms after random adjectives

The Weather Channel has decided to give winter storms fancy names again this year. To this point, we've seen them showcase the following winter storm names: Atlas, Boreas, Cleon, Dion, Electra, Falco, Gemini, Hercules, and Ion, with Janus, Kronos, and Leon soon to come. If we must name these storms, I think The Weather Channel should go a different route and name them after random adjectives, such as the following:

A - Winter Storm Alcoholic

B - Winter Storm Breezy

C - Winter Storm Crabby

D - Winter Storm Demonic

E - Winter Storm Extra-Small

F - Winter Storm Fuzzy

G - Winter Storm Gentle

H - Winter Storm Hot

I - Winter Storm Imaginary

J - Winter Storm Jolly

K - Winter Storm Kind-Hearted

L - Winter Storm Lame

M - Winter Storm Magenta

N - Winter Storm Nutritious

O - Winter Storm Organic

P - Winter Storm Pleasant

Q - Winter Storm Questionable

R - Winter Storm Roasted

S - Winter Storm Sassy

T - Winter Storm Tangy

U - Winter Storm Utopian

V - Winter Storm Vulgar

W - Winter Storm Well-Groomed

X - Winter Storm Xenophobic

Y - Winter Storm Yummy

Z - Winter Storm Zesty

http://www.momswhothink.com/reading/list-of-adjectives.html

http://www.weather.com/news/weather-winter/winter-storm-names-2013-2014-20131001

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