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Wendy Davis receives a death threat

The Texas Governor's race is starting to get interesting, as reports have recently showed that Democrat candidate Wendy Davis outraised Republican candidate Greg Abbott last month. This prompted one Johnny Bones to make the following comments on a thread on Greg Abbott's Facebook page:

"you libtards are wasting your time . you should pack it in and save your cash for a bus back to san fran. davis will never win in this state the numbers simply DO NOT EXIST. and even if they did some folks have a .50 cal head ache waiting for her. b*tch has (now pay attention to this) ZERO CHANCE. so GO YOUR COLLECTIVE AS*ES Back TO CALI."

After someone called him out on the death threat, Mr. Bones responded with this:

"I don't threaten b*tch"

First off, I find it kind of funny that Mr. Bonehead refers to liberals as "libtards," considering the fact he made 30 grammar, spelling, and punctuation errors in a single paragraph.

Secondly, how in the world can Mr. Boner's statement not be seen as a death threat?

He said, "...and even if they did some folks have a .50 cal head ache waiting for her..."

Care to clear that up, Mr. Bones?

"I don't threaten b*tch"

Very nice... Mr. Bony is right. He didn't threaten Wendy Davis. He was simply reporting the fact that if Wendy Davis won, someone would shoot and kill her. That doesn't mean it would be him. It would be like the following scenario:

Setting: At a bar named Drunken Fight Club

Bruno Macho: "If you ever talk that way to me again, you're dead! Do you hear me?"

Screech Scrawny: "Excuse me? Are you threatening me? Did everyone hear that? Nevermind, I have it recorded. Now I think it's time to call the police with that death threat."

Bruno: "Oh, no! That's not going to work! I didn't threaten you! Did anyone hear me say, 'If you ever talk that way to me again, I'll kill you!?!' No! I simply said, 'If you ever talk that way to me again, you're dead!' There's a huge difference!"

Screech: "Okay, I'll play along. So who would kill me then?"

Bruno: "I don't know - someone."

Screech: "You'd be the one wanting me dead, correct?"

Bruno: "Yeah, I guess..."

Screech: "So, let's piece two and two together here. You're the one that said I would be dead and are the one who wants me dead. So how can claiming I'll be dead if I ever talk to you a certain way again not be seen as a death threat?"

Bruno: "I don't know. I just..."

Screech: "Wanna go to jail?"

Bruno: "What kind of question is that? No, of course not!"

Screech: "Well, then - you just remember that the next time you think about following through with your threat. I'm told there's nothing quite like shower-time in prison, and judging by how you dropped that drink earlier, there may be nobody in there having a better time than you."

Bruno: "Dude, I'm gonna..."

Screech: "You're gonna what?"

Bruno: "Nothing..."

Screech: "That's what I thought, but wrong again. You're going to pay my tab. Thanks."

http://samuel-warde.com/2014/01/greg-abbott-supporter-makes-death-threat-wendy-davis/

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