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Fox News' All-American New Year's Eve Special!

As I was flipping through the channels while the countdowns were nearing zeroes on New Year's Eve, I couldn't help but notice something different about Fox News. On just about every other channel, on a bottom corner of the screen, it read, "New Year's Eve Bash" or "New Year's Eve Party." But, no, not Fox News. They decided to go a different direction. On the bottom right corner of their screen read the words, "All-American New Year's Eve Special." Yes, Fox News is special all right...

Were the parties in Los Angeles and New York City not American enough for Fox News? Have they looked at a map in recent years? A globe? Anything where the two heaviest populated cities in the country could be spotted? Do they simply believe that adding "America" or "American" to anything deems one more patriotic than another? Are they the "real" Americans as opposed to all other networks? Yeah, like I said, Fox News certainly is "shpeshal." Due to what I observed on the network on New Year's Eve, I wouldn't be surprised to see the following labels or titles showcase by the channel in the coming year:

- "We Have a Dream to Stop Celebrating MILK Day or Whatever It's Called"

- "Have a Red, White, and Blue Valentine's Day - Red for love, White for the people of this country, and Blue for the singles"

- "Happy Independence Day to the Greatest Country in the History of the Country of the World of the Universe and Beyond"

- "Thanking God, Pilgrims, and Natives for Thanksgiving"

- "Merry Christmas to All Americans Who Are Christian and Will Be Going to Heaven"

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