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The GOP hates Obama so much...

We can debate the reasoning all we'd like, but it seems that there's nothing the Republican Party hates more than President Obama. His healthcare overhaul was a Republican idea back in the '90s, but since it has Obama's name on it, Congressional Republicans have attempted to repeal the bill over 40 times. Many Republicans supported the NSA after 9/11 when President George W. Bush was in office. Under Obama, they're fierce opponents of it. It's as if, since President Obama was inaugurated, the GOP has decided to play the opposite game with him. If he says one thing, they will respond by disagreeing and suggesting the opposite route would be better for the country. This "opposite game" has gotten so ridiculous, I suggest that President Obama has a little fun with the GOP by uttering the following quotes:

President Obama: "As the song goes, I think the children are our future. We need them to be properly educated, to grow up and be intelligent, healthy leaders to continue moving this country forward!"

GOP's likely response: "The kids nowadays are spoiled as it is. Education? Really, Mr. President? What else do you want us to do - feed and clothe them too? Give us a break!"


President Obama: "Remember, on this Mother's Day, to show just how much you love and admire the woman who gave birth to and raised you. Give her a special day that will forever make her smile and warm her heart."

GOP's likely response: "B*tches, man! They're so needy! We'll probably be late for that Burger King reservation I made again. Moms - who needs them anyway, right? No real American men need mothers!"


President Obama: "Merry Christmas, everyone!"

GOP's likely response: "Happy Holidays! Oh, crap! What did we just say?!?"
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