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Do a lot of far-right preachers think the devil is gay or something?

For as much as it seems many far-right preachers obsess over homosexuality and it's alleged negative impact on the world - some going so far as to say it may lead to Armageddon - it makes me wonder, do some of these preachers think the devil is gay? Think about it... According to them, evil derives from the devil and due to the "evils" of homosexuality, the world could end, so is homosexuality then the ultimate of all evils, just like the devil? I'm sorry, but since I don't actually believe in the devil, this paints a very funny picture in my mind.

While it may not be accurate, due to cartoons, movies, and Halloween costumes, like most people, I picture the devil as a red guy with horns, a tail, and a pitchfork. So, just picture this devil being stereotypically gay. Just how would he tempt people over to his side? Allow me to give some examples (...and yes, much of this will be over-the-top and stereotypical, just to showcase how ridiculous the idea is):

- "Oh my God! Where did you get that shirt? At Kohl's or something? That is hideous! Go to the GAP or something. Geez..."

- "You're not going out like that, right? We're going to a club, not a funeral. Put on something - make it sparkly!"

- "Where do you want to eat? Ugh, not there! You know I don't eat meat! I like meat, but I don't eat it, if you catch my drift. Let's go to that vegan joint downtown. What do you say?"

- "I can't believe you still listen to that garbage! Why are you so into the latest pop music? Here, give this new techno CD a try!"

- "Because of these things on top of my head, I guess people could say I'm horny for anybody, right? But, the truth of the matter is, I'm especially horny for other guys - guys like you."

Yeah, like I said, ridiculous...

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