Just like Fox News is a joke to news, regular Fox contributor Dr. Keith Ablow is a joke to doctors. When appearing on Fox News Radio's The John Gibson Show, "Dr." Ablow made the following remarks with regard to President Obama and the Ebola scare:
- "He (Obama) has it in for us as disappointing people. people who've been a scourge on the face of the Earth. In his mind, if only unconsciously, he's thinking, 'Really? We're going to prevent folks suffering with illnesses from coming across the border flying into our airports when we have visited a plague of colonialism that has devastated much of the world, on the world? What is the fairness in that?'"
- "How can you protect a country you don't like? Why would you?"
- [Speaking as Obama] "You miserable people have destroyed so much in the world in terms of good things, and now you're going to build a wall? Really? To insulate yourself from things that are devastating other nations when your gains are ill-gotten?'"
- "We don't have a president who has the American people as his primary interest, who believes the country has Manifest Destiny and has been a force for good."
- "I think that we became psychologically mired in a form of national Stockholm Syndrome. We said to ourselves, and the world, 'Look at this guy (Obama). We're going to elect this guy president. Why would you attack us? We're not even voting for somebody who likes us. This guy who has names very similar to two of our archenemies, Osama, well, Obama. And Hussein. Hussein. Surely you won't attack us now because we've got a shield here of a guy who, as the leader of our country says we're bad."
Well, since Dr. Ablow(hard) attempted to speak for President Obama, I'll attempt to speak for Dr. Ablow, try to get inside his mind, and attempt to understand just what it is he's thinking, if anything. Here we go...
"I love having a voice on television. It's empowering to be able to let my thoughts be known and know full well that people will listen and agree with me. People have to listen and agree with me; I am a doctor after all. I've found that I can disguise my prejudices better with people since I'm a doctor. I can refer to an anonymous study to magically prove my biases, and usually, people will say, 'Well, he's a doctor; he knows what he's talking about,' when I really don't. I mean, I don't like black people - they're just lazy. I call that a case of stereotypical science. I may not have the study to prove it, but one has to be out there somewhere, right? Sure, why not? Women can't ever make up their minds, and due to that, shouldn't be in any position of power. Those are men's jobs, ladies! Just keep that apron on, cook us good meals, and blow Dr. Ablow once in a while! Speaking of which, them homosexual peoples are kind of gross. Due to that, they shouldn't be parents. I read a study on an invisible sheet of paper one time that gays shouldn't be parents. Fact! Don't you even get me started on those terrorist Muslims! Just like my buddies over at the NRA like to say, 'Guns don't kill people; people kill people,' I like to say, 'Bombs don't kill people; Muslims kill people!' I know, pretty clever, right? God, I'm smart, and I love myself. I love myself so much, heck, I wish I could blow myself! Gosh, it feels good to be me. I'm a racist, sexist, homophobe, and xenophobe, but you know what? It doesn't matter, because I'm Dr. Ablow. You're welcome, America."
Yeah, speaking of doctors, I think someone (Dr. Ablow) may need to see a psychiatrist...
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/keith-ablow-obama-ebola-affinities-africa
- "He (Obama) has it in for us as disappointing people. people who've been a scourge on the face of the Earth. In his mind, if only unconsciously, he's thinking, 'Really? We're going to prevent folks suffering with illnesses from coming across the border flying into our airports when we have visited a plague of colonialism that has devastated much of the world, on the world? What is the fairness in that?'"
- "How can you protect a country you don't like? Why would you?"
- [Speaking as Obama] "You miserable people have destroyed so much in the world in terms of good things, and now you're going to build a wall? Really? To insulate yourself from things that are devastating other nations when your gains are ill-gotten?'"
- "We don't have a president who has the American people as his primary interest, who believes the country has Manifest Destiny and has been a force for good."
- "I think that we became psychologically mired in a form of national Stockholm Syndrome. We said to ourselves, and the world, 'Look at this guy (Obama). We're going to elect this guy president. Why would you attack us? We're not even voting for somebody who likes us. This guy who has names very similar to two of our archenemies, Osama, well, Obama. And Hussein. Hussein. Surely you won't attack us now because we've got a shield here of a guy who, as the leader of our country says we're bad."
Well, since Dr. Ablow(hard) attempted to speak for President Obama, I'll attempt to speak for Dr. Ablow, try to get inside his mind, and attempt to understand just what it is he's thinking, if anything. Here we go...
"I love having a voice on television. It's empowering to be able to let my thoughts be known and know full well that people will listen and agree with me. People have to listen and agree with me; I am a doctor after all. I've found that I can disguise my prejudices better with people since I'm a doctor. I can refer to an anonymous study to magically prove my biases, and usually, people will say, 'Well, he's a doctor; he knows what he's talking about,' when I really don't. I mean, I don't like black people - they're just lazy. I call that a case of stereotypical science. I may not have the study to prove it, but one has to be out there somewhere, right? Sure, why not? Women can't ever make up their minds, and due to that, shouldn't be in any position of power. Those are men's jobs, ladies! Just keep that apron on, cook us good meals, and blow Dr. Ablow once in a while! Speaking of which, them homosexual peoples are kind of gross. Due to that, they shouldn't be parents. I read a study on an invisible sheet of paper one time that gays shouldn't be parents. Fact! Don't you even get me started on those terrorist Muslims! Just like my buddies over at the NRA like to say, 'Guns don't kill people; people kill people,' I like to say, 'Bombs don't kill people; Muslims kill people!' I know, pretty clever, right? God, I'm smart, and I love myself. I love myself so much, heck, I wish I could blow myself! Gosh, it feels good to be me. I'm a racist, sexist, homophobe, and xenophobe, but you know what? It doesn't matter, because I'm Dr. Ablow. You're welcome, America."
Yeah, speaking of doctors, I think someone (Dr. Ablow) may need to see a psychiatrist...
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/keith-ablow-obama-ebola-affinities-africa
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