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Scott Brown is smoother than his big truck filled with porcupines

New Hampshire Republican Senate candidate and politician voted most likely to own a big truck to compensate for a small penis - Scott Brown - recently appeared on Fox News and was asked about a comment his opponent, Democrat Senator Jeanne Shaheen, recently uttered. Brown and Fox News host Gretchen Carlson engaged in the following back-and-forth regarding the matter:

Gretchen Carlson: "[Your opponent, Senator Jeanne Shaheen said] 'He (Scott Brown) doesn't stand up for women's reproductive rights and economic security. He co-sponsored legislation to let employers deny women coverage for birth control or even mammograms. He had two opportunities to vote for equal pay laws and both times voted no.' So Senator, how do you respond to her claims?"

Scott Brown: "Well unfortunately, I'm talking about issues that people care about."

He went on to say that while "women's issues are very important," he was "focusing on the things that people care about," such as, "border security, veterans issues, [and] where we stand when it comes to Obamacare."

So, let me get this straight, smooth-talking Mr. Brown - women's issues are important, but people don't care about these issues? Does that mean women don't constitute as people then?

In light of those quotes, I can see Scott Brown engaging in the following conversation with a female voter in the near future:

Scott Brown: "Hey, how's it going, girl? Don't I look good?"

Pamela Cringe: "If you like that douchey middle-aged-man-I-still-want-to-be-a-high-school-jock kind of look, then sure."

Brown: "Thanks. That means a lot to me."

Cringe: "Did you even hear what I said?"

Brown: "Yeah, I felt you. So, hot stuff, what can I do for you?'

Cringe: "Seriously? Well, anyway, I saw your interview on Fox News where you were asked about Jeanne Shaheen saying you didn't care much about women's issues. You said you were more focused on issues people actually cared about. So, people don't actually care about women's issues?"

Brown: "I later said these issues were very important."

Cringe: "But not important enough for people to care about them, right?"

Brown: "That's right, I mean...Say what?"

Cringe: "Most women, such as myself, care about these issues. Are we not people then?"

Brown: "Of course you are"

Cringe: "But you said people didn't care about these issues..."

Brown: "That's right - so what's the question?"

Cringe: "Here's the question - are you an idiot? Ugh!" :; storms off ::

Brown: "Wait, uh, like what just happened here and stuff?"

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/01/scott-brown-birth-control_n_5915258.html
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