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The Top Ten "Koch" Brothers Slogans

I've heard several different pronunciations for the last name of the Koch Brothers, Charles and David Koch. I've heard the name pronounced as: Kotch, Coke, Cook, and yes, Kock. Even though the final of the four pronunciations isn't the correct one, I feel it most accurately represents the duo. So, with this pronunciation in mind, I bring to you my Top Ten "Koch" Brothers Slogans

The Top Ten "Koch" Brothers Slogans

 10. Once a Koch, Always a Koch

9. Let's Koch-fight

 8. Koch-blocking Democracy

7. Why Must the Biggest Influence on Election Day Be a Pair of Kochs?

6. Big Money, Small Kochs

5. Putting Money Where Their Kochs Are

4. Hoping the Kochs Go Limp on Election Day

3. The GOP May Be Anti-Gay, but They Still Suck a Lot of Koch

2. Hands Off! Who Knows Where Those Kochs Have Been?!?

1. (drum roll) The GOP - Taking the Koch in Deep for 20 Years

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