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#GOPDebateDemands

I was again busy on Twitter with a trending hashtag yesterday. I may have had bad timing in posting my 26 tweets with the hashtag #GOPDebateDemands, but in any case, several of my followers and I had a good time while it lasted. Here's the full list:

1) "Moderators cannot ask about our past decisions, where we currently stand on issues, or about our plans for the future."
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39 favorites, 40 retweets

2) "Midway through every debate, each candidate will get to throw a snowball at the moderators to disprove global warming."
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29 favorites, 17 retweets

3) "Fact-checking is strictly forbidden."
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16 favorites, 14 retweets

4) "If he gets really angry, Ted Cruz is permitted to shut down the debate by reading Dr. Seuss books."
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16 favorites, 11 retweets

5) "At the close of each debate, every candidate shall raise their right hand & shout, 'Rich lives matter!'"
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11 favorites, 14 retweets

6) "The moderators' names must rhyme with Pawn Fannity and Lush Dimbaugh."
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11 favorites, 6 retweets

7) "Behind each candidate there will be cardboard cutouts of Chuck Norris and Vladimir Putin."
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11 favorites, 5 retweets

8) "Every moderator has to fit our definition of a 'real American,' much like Canadian-born Ted Cruz."
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11 favorites, 3 retweets

9) "Every five minutes, we get a short milk-and-cookie break."
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7 favorites, 6 retweets

10) "Donald Trump is allowed to fire up to 3 moderators at each and every debate."
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8 favorites, 4 retweets

10) "Before any question is asked, each candidate will get a minute to bash the liberal media."
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7 favorites, 5 retweets

12) "Specific numbers shall not be used in any question. If they are, Chris Christie will kick out the moderator, literally."
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5 favorites, 6 retweets

12) "The moderator must look and talk like Ronald Reagan."
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8 favorites, 3 retweets

14) "There'll be a 30-second vent session, where we all yell things like, 'Commie,' 'Socialist,' 'Obamacare' & 'Benghazi.'"
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6 favorites, 4 retweets

15) "Each candidate can get out of answering up to 3 questions every debate by just saying, 'That's what she said.'"
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6 favorites, 3 retweets

15) "Ben Carson mustn't be disturbed if he falls asleep."
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7 favorites, 2 retweets

15) "Five times every debate, the candidates shall play musical podiums, to feel what it's like in the middle & on the end."
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5 favorites, 4 retweets

15) "We get free flights, free food, free drinks, free everything while we bash the poor moochers in this country!"
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6 favorites, 3 retweets

19) "Every candidate is allowed to sing a hymn when approached with a question about gay marriage."
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4 favorites, 4 retweets

19) "John Kasich is not allowed to participate."
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5 favorites, 3 retweets

19) "If we're ever uncomfortable with a question, a supermodel must come on the stage and give us a back massage."
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4 favorites, 4 retweets

19) "Moderators may not interrupt us, even if what we say is wrong, however, we can interrupt them as much as we'd like."
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3 favorites, 5 retweets

19) "Follow-up questions are prohibited, unless we ask ourselves such questions."
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5 favorites, 3 retweets

24) "If the debate lasts longer than 30 minutes, Donald Trump will yell, 'Losers!,' drop the mic, & walk off the stage."
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5 favorites, 2 retweets

25) "We are allowed to answer questions w/a question so long as we start by saying, 'Following in the footsteps of Jesus...'"
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3 favorites, 2 retweets

25) "If 9/11 ever gets brought up, every candidate may start chanting, 'W. kept us safe after being attacked.'"
1 favorite, 4 retweets

Total: 239 favorites, 177 retweets (average of 9.2 and 6.8)

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