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Marco Rubio wants to drink with an underage Muslim

When GOP presidential hopeful Marco Rubio was recently asked who he'd like to have a beer with, he came back with three answers: 1) Ex-NFL star Dan Marino, 2) Russian chess master Garry Kasparov, and 3) underage Muslim Malala Yousafzai.

No, this isn't an article by The Onion. Malala, an 18-year-old Pakistani Muslim, can't legally purchase alcohol for two reasons: 1) She's underage and 2) She's a Muslim in Pakistan.

Yeah, when asked the question who they'd most like to have a beer with, here's how some of the candidates would likely respond:

Donald Trump: "I've already had a beer with pretty much everybody."

Mike Huckabee: "I'd like to have a drink with Kim Davis again."

Ben Carson: "I only drink for Jesus."

Chris Christie: "I'd like to have a beer with Joey, Tony, Tommy, Johnny, Donny, and Gus."

Jeb Bush: "I'd like to sit down and have a drink with the smartest, bravest man I've ever known, my brother, George W. Bush."

Carly Fiorina: "Honestly, I'd like to have a drink with Donald Trump sometime."

Rand Paul: "I think if I could, I'd like to have a beer with Willie Nelson."

Ted Cruz: "I only drink with myself."

John Kasich: "I'd like to have a beer with a hard-working blue-collar family man named Tom."

Marco Rubio: "If I could have a beer with anyone, it'd be with an underage Muslim girl."

Based on this comment, expect to hear Senator Rubio say the following things at some point in the future:

- "The next time Benjamin Netanyahu visits the U.S., I'm going to offer to take him out for some BLT's and insist he gets extra bacon at the place we're going! It's so good!"

- "If I could eat a steak with anyone, it'd probably be Gandhi. I'm thinking he was a filet mignon kind of guy."

- "If I become president and I talk to Iranian President Hassan Rouhani, I'm going to say to him, 'You know what's missing from our nuclear pact thing? HoneyBaked ham. I guarantee it, you've never tried anything like it! You don't even know!"

Yeah, the next time Senator Rubio visits Pakistan, I hope Malala says to him, "So, I hear you wanted to take me out for a beer," and takes him out for some root beer. It'd only be a matter of time before Rubio said, "Wait, but this isn't real beer..." No, and he's not real educated when it comes to underage Muslims...

http://www.ibtimes.com/who-does-marco-rubio-want-grab-beer-malala-yousafzai-underage-muslim-2169627
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