#PickUpLinesForRepublicans

My crazy week and a half on Twitter continued last night, as one of the top trending hashtags was #PickUpLinesForRepublicans. It wasn't one of the top trenders for too terribly long, but I had fun with it along the way. Here is a list of the tweets:

1) "What do I like?  Shooting guns, long walks on the beach, taking away your rights. Wait, where are you going?"
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64 Likes, 50 Retweets

2) "Has anyone ever told you that you're as hot as Kim Davis?"
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39 Likes, 30 Retweets

3) "Hey baby, how you doin'? The name's Rush. How would you like to be lucky wife #5?"
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23 Likes, 15 Retweets

4) "You're thinking, 'Is that a gun in his pants or is he just happy to see me?' It's a gun & I've got 9 more."
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18 Likes, 13 Retweets

5) "If you were the pyramids of Egypt, I'd like to store my grain in you."
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17 Likes, 8 Retweets

6) "Hey beautiful. Let's talk, get to know each other. If you ask me any tough questions, though, I'm out of here!"
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13 Likes, 5 Retweets

7) "From the moment I saw you, I said to myself, 'Thank God I'm not gay, well, except for that one time in Vegas.'"

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14 Likes, 2 Retweets

7) "You look like you could use an honest man whose autobiography is a complete work of fiction."

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8 Likes, 8 Retweets

9) "The name's Jeb. I'm known to fix things. How would you like me to fix you? Wait, that didn't come out right..."

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9 Likes, 4 Retweets

10) "From the moment you walked in here, I thought to myself, 'What I'd do to have a binder full of her...'"

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8 Likes, 4 Retweets

10) "I haven't told many corporations, I mean people this, but you are the sexiest building I've ever laid eyes on."

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9 Likes, 3 Retweets

12) "If you like small things as much as I do, from small government to small, well, you know, I'm your guy."

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7 Likes, 4 Retweets

12) "Been told by an NRA member he can't control his gun around you? Well, that's what I'm telling you right now."

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6 Likes, 5 Retweets

14) "When I look at you, I feel the need to go to confession. Lord, forgive my dirty mind & also destroy Obamacare."

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8 Likes, 2 Retweets

14) "Is this seat taken? So, I shot a friend in the face one and got him to apologize."

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9 Likes, 1 Retweet

16) "God named me Bush for a reason, because I love Bush... I mean, the band..."

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7 Likes, 0 Retweets

16) "You're so fine, even if your name was Benghazi, I'd be all over you like the Kochs on our elections."

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4 Likes, 3 Retweets

18) "Is it hot in here or is it just you? It's not the weather. Global warming? When did it last snow in January?"

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4 Likes, 2 Retweets

18) "So, since we can't trust the evil Obamacare, how would you like me to be your doctor and take care of you?"

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5 Likes, 1 Retweet

20) "Hi, I'm Ben Carson. Let me tell you all about me. Hey, excuse me... Did you fall asleep? Hello?"

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4 Likes, 1 Retweet

21) "Dubya once talked about practicing love with women all over, but I just want to practice my love with you."

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4 Likes, 0 Retweets

21) "Obama was wrong. See this picture with the Lego castle? I built that!"

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2 Likes, 2 Retweets

23) "Wanna dance? I don't know about you, but I feel like dancing more than I did at the last debate."

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1 Like, 2 Retweets

23) "We're even now. I don't believe you should take birth-control pills & around you, I don't need Cialis anymore."

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2 Likes,  1 Retweet

Total: 281 Likes, 166 Retweets (averages of 11.7 and 6.9)