I've had some fun with trending-Twitter hashtags over the past 3+ weeks. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):
1) Kaepernick kneels during the anthem
GOP: "He's disrespecting our troops!"
Lieutenant Colonel Vindman testifies against an action made by Trump
GOP: "So, are you actually American? Do you like this country? Do your loyalties lie elsewhere? Are you a traitor?"
#Impeachment #Snark
1.5K Likes, 584 Retweets
2) BREAKING NEWS: "Trump unable to attend Veterans Day parade due to bone spurs"
#CadetBoneSpurs #Snark
1.5K Likes, 333 Retweets
3) Added to the bucket list: Hearing Trump get loudly booed by mimes in a library.
#TrumpBooedAgain
551 Likes, 91 Retweets
4) BREAKING NEWS: "Due to the sound of his voice, Bill Taylor will replace Tom Brokaw in all future speaking engagements"
#ImpeachmentHearings #Snark
446 Likes, 54 Retweets
5) What's that awful smell? Oh, just the never-ending stream of bullsh*t coming out of Devin Nunes's mouth.
#ImpeachmentHearings
436 Likes, 50 Retweets
6) #DearPresidentTrump:
How's it feel having all of these potential charges hanging over you in your final year?
- Obstruction of justice
- Conspiracy
- Perjury
- Witness tampering
- Fraud
- Money laundering
- Tax evasion
- Extortion
- Sexual assault
- Rape
- Bribery
- Treason
342 Likes, 135 Retweets
7) #HistoryWillRememberTrump as that guy who always took credit for a black man's accomplishments; wanted to bar Arabs; build a wall to keep out Latinos; defended white supremacists, but somehow, almost miraculously, wasn't a racist...
359 Likes, 104 Retweets
8) He didn't belong in a committee with "intelligence" in the name anyway.
#DevinNunesGotCaught
344 Likes, 64 Retweets
9) #IHopeOurNextPresident...:
- ...speaks more intelligibly than a newborn.
- ...can count to 10.
- ...has read the Constitution.
- ...does more than eat, sleep, crap, and tweet.
- ...doesn't look like a giant cheeto.
- ...isn't romantically linked to foreign dictators.
323 Likes, 64 Retweets
10) Jordan: "Blah blah blah blah?"
Holmes: "Okay, so it started with..."
Jordan: "You're not answering!"
Holmes: "Please let me answer. As I was saying..."
Jordan: "Answer the question!"
Holmes: :: laughs ::
Jordan: "BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!"
Schiff: "Stfu"
#ImpeachmentHearing #Snark
269 Likes, 62 Retweets
11) Nunes: "I'm going to read a transcript which has no bearing on the hearing.
Trump: 'Hi'
Zelensky: 'Hi'
T: 'How's it going?'
Z: 'Good, and you?'
T: 'Fantastic. Congrats. Okay, bye bye now.'
Z: 'Bye bye bye'
I'm so glad I got to share. Powerful stuff."
#ImpeachmentHearings #Snark
264 Likes, 61 Retweets
12) #HistoryWillRememberTrump as the person who could turn anything to sh*t with a single word, glance, or tweet.
250 Likes, 60 Retweets
13) It's pretty rich that GOPers are going after Biden's son, as they've turned a blind eye to The Donald's children.
#ImpeachmentHearing
241 Likes, 68 Retweets
14) First thing's first - get that "yuge" pile of bullsh*t out of the White House.
#MakeAmericaCleanAgain
235 Likes, 43 Retweets
15) Schiff: "Okay, now for my opening statement."
GOP: "Hey, what about us?"
Schiff: "Not yet"
GOP: "What? Why not?"
Schiff: "It's not your turn."
GOP: "Why do you keep interrupting us?"
Schiff: "You're interrupting me."
GOP: "Waaaaaaaah!!!"
#ImpeachmentHearings
223 Likes, 50 Retweets
16) GOP: "This hearing is bigly unfair. We weren't able to call the witnesses we truly wanted, which included: Obama, Hillary, their kids, God, Jesus, the Holy Spirit, Walker: Texas Ranger, the Loch Ness Monster, and Shrek."
#ImpeachmentHearing #Snark
202 Likes, 56 Retweets
17) #HistoryWillRememberTrump as the world's dumbest criminal.
221 Likes, 35 Retweets
18) I wonder if Schiff basically telling Jordan to STFU repeatedly constitutes as "pizazz" to NBC...
#ImpeachmentHearing
194 Likes, 41 Retweets
19) #HistoryWillRememberTrump as the only president who could make a hand-turkey on a post-It note.
200 Likes, 29 Retweets
20) Nunes: "This is just a witch-hunt, a hoax, is it not? Aren't we just wasting our time? Whatever. I'm out of here. I've got a fake cow to sue!"
#ImpeachmentInquiry #Snark
174 Likes, 42 Retweets
21) Wenstrup: "I accepted that Bill Clinton won a fair election even though I didn't vote for him."
Psst, Clinton won by approximately 6 million and 8 million votes, respectively. Trump lost by almost 3 million.
#ImpeachmentHearing
171 Likes, 39 Retweets
22) #HistoryWillRememberTrump as the individual who placed the final touches on transforming the GOP into the KGB.
161 Likes, 39 Retweets
23) The GOP may want to stop asking #FionaHill questions. The more she speaks, the more f*cked they become.
#ImpeachmentHearing
163 Likes, 25 Retweets
24) WTF is it with Trump and sharpies? It seems like they're duct tape to him ("Can fix anything, believe me!"). It's now my belief he draws a large penis on his leg in Sharpie every morning, you know, just in case. Yeah, it makes sex interesting...
#ImpeachmentHearing #SondlandSings
162 Likes, 22 Retweets
25) #HistoryWillRememberTrump as the individual who tried to invent a new form of defense in the courtroom. There were pleas of: Guilty, not guilty, no contest, and not guilty by reasons of insanity. To this list, Trump will have added the plea of not guilty by reasons of admission.
140 Likes, 40 Retweets
26) GOPers don't care about you. They don't care about me. All they care about is themselves & maintaining their position in gov't. They will do anything, including lie to constituents, break the law, & lead us to a dictatorship for the purpose of power. Traitors!
#ImpeachmentHearing
132 Likes, 43 Retweets
27) Make Christmas great again by holding a special televised White House show-and-tell event on the holiday, where you reveal your tax returns.
#AdviceForDonaldTrump
155 Likes, 18 Retweets
28) Michael Turner is now battling Jim Jordan for the biggest jacka*s in Ohio. Congratulations.
#ImpeachmentHearing
141 Likes, 29 Retweets
29) Logic, common sense, fact-checkers, good arguments
#WhatTriggersConservatives
142 Likes, 22 Retweets
30) I see #ShartGate trending. Did Donald Trump speak again or something?
141 Likes, 22 Retweets
31) #HistoryWillRememberTrump as the weakest "man" in the history of the world. History books will refer to him as President Bone-Spurs Snowflake.
131 Likes, 28 Retweets
32) While watching today's hearing, I can't help but want to see a game show starting in the near future, called, "Who Wants To Be Called Out For Their Bullsh*t By Fiona Hill?" First contestant? Devin Nunes.
#ImpeachmentHearing #FionaHill
135 Likes, 23 Retweets
33) Democratic witnesses: "Trump was guilty of bribery."
GOP: "They're partisan hacks."
Republican witnesses: "Trump was guilty of bribery."
GOP: "Well, two negatives make a positive. The defenseless defense rests."
#ImpeachmentHearing #Snark
116 Likes, 33 Retweets
34) Psst, Gymbo, the Mueller report found at least ten instances of obstruction and was unable to conclude either way about conspiracy due to contradictory testimonies and non-cooperation.
#ImpeachmentHearing
114 Likes, 34 Retweets
35) Build a big, beautiful wall around yourself and pay for it.
#AdviceForDonaldTrump
128 Likes, 10 Retweets
36) Castor: "I'm now going to give you a word salad, add the words, 'Is that correct?,' and expect you to answer this poor excuse for a question. Sound good?"
#ImpeachmentHearings #Snark
116 Likes, 17 Retweets
37) Given the GOP's logic, it seems as though a person could record a video where he holds a gun, says, "I'm gonna do it," shoots a person, yet because he never said, "I shot that guy," believe him to be innocent.
#ImpeachmentHearing
#SondlandSings
#UnlessHeWasBlack
108 Likes, 21 Retweets
38) Drop out of the Oval Office and go back to school.
#AdviceForDonaldTrump
111 Likes, 13 Retweets
39) Stop using "superlatives" until you can correctly spell the word.
#AdviceForDonaldTrump
104 Likes, 11 Retweets
40) After watching this hearing, I think scientists need to find a way to make a Fiona Hill-Adam Schiff baby. It'd do a world of good. Genius baby!
#ImpeachmentHearing
98 Likes, 15 Retweets
41) #HistoryWillRememberTrump as the president who believed in covfefe over the Constitution.
95 Likes, 15 Retweets
42) Jim Jordan's seeking attention by yelling. Apparently he's not in the middle of witnessing boys getting sexually abused...
#ImpeachmentHearing #JimJordanIsACoward
76 Likes, 21 Retweets
43) GOPers focus their attention on a representative and his alleged #fartgate while worshipping a president and his proven #SpewsBSWheneverHeSpeaksGate. Well done.
82 Likes, 13 Retweets
44) Actual facts (as opposed to alternative ones)
#WhatTriggersConservatives
73 Likes, 21 Retweets
44) Women who speak
#WhatTriggersConservatives
78 Likes, 16 Retweets
46) The look on #FionaHill's face while Michael Turner talks is priceless.
#ImpeachmentHearing
81 Likes, 11 Retweets
47) Nunes: "Did Trump ask either of you to extort or bribe anyone?"
Volker/Morrison: "No"
Nunes: "So doesn't that prove he's incapable of extorting or bribing anyone, based on this sample of 2, even though he's basically admitted to doing it?"
#DevinNunes #ImpeachmentHearing
#Snark
73 Likes, 13 Retweets
48) Resign ASAP and make it your life mission to find the "orange" of the word "covfefe."
#AdviceForDonaldTrump
76 Likes, 7 Retweets
49) The GOP will now be called the CCC, standing for "We're CORRUPT, were CAUGHT, and will now CRY."
#ImpeachmentHearing
60 Likes, 17 Retweets
50) #HistoryWillRememberTrump as that moment when Mike Judge's "Idiocracy" became reality.
62 Likes, 14 Retweets
51) #HistoryWillRememberTrump as the guy who inspired millions of kids to ask for "small" $1 million allowances.
60 Likes, 10 Retweets
52) Trump: "READ THE TRANSCRIPT!!!"
Attorney Goldman: "At your impeachment hearing? On television? Very well."
#ImpeachmentHearing #Snark
50 Likes, 17 Retweets
53) #HistoryWillRememberTrump as a stand-up revolutionary, for he was the one who started all of those Two-Corinthians-walk-into-a-bar jokes.
48 Likes, 17 Retweets
54) Be Catholic for a day, go to confession, and let it all out, all while being recorded by "priest" Robert De Niro.
#AdviceForDonaldTrump
60 Likes, 4 Retweets
55) Amazing. Devin Nunes accused Democrats of being guilty for that which they accuse Republicans, all the while being guilty of what he accuses Democrats. What is that even called? Double-Projection? Projection Squared? Projection Projection? Jebus...
#ImpeachmentHearings
43 Likes, 15 Retweets
56) Nunes: "Obama. Hillary. Hunter Biden. Steele Dossier. Hoax. Witch-hunt. Mueller. Collusion. Blah blah blah. Oh, and Donald Trump is Jesus reincarnated. Just look at him. They're identical. Only difference? JC never wiped his own shoes while walking."
#ImpeachmentHearings #Snark
45 Likes, 10 Retweets
57) Think of the weakest being or thing you've ever seen. Yeah, the GOP looks weaker than that today.
#ImpeachmentHearing
44 Likes, 6 Retweets
58) A crazy little thing called reality.
#WhatTriggersConservatives
39 Likes, 10 Retweets
59) Castor: "Isn't it true that this could have been worse? Think about it. Did the greatest president in the history of planet Earth kill 1 million people in a mass knifing? No. So, really, is attempting to undermine our democracy really so bad?"
#ImpeachmentHearings #Snark
40 Likes, 8 Retweets
60) Conaway: [GIF of woman crying uncontrollably]
#ImpeachmentHearing
39 Likes, 8 Retweets
61) #HistoryWillRememberTrump by grabbing him by the rubles, because when you're historical fact, they let you get away with anything.
34 Likes, 12 Retweets
62) Ratcliffe: "Democrats are talking about Russia meddling in the election, Ukraine being bribed by the greatest president in the history of the flat Earth, and blah blah blah. I'd like to switch directions here and talk about Sweden."
#ImpeachmentHearing #Snark
35 Likes, 7 Retweets
62) Travel to "Nambia" and stay there.
#AdviceForDonaldTrump
38 Likes, 4 Retweets
62) For your New Year's resolution, vow to try and abide by two of the Commandments this coming year, which would be a stark improvement from this year.
#AdviceForDonaldTrump
38 Likes, 4 Retweets
65) #HistoryWillRememberTrump as the individual who put Pinocchio to shame, but unlike Pinocchio, whose nose grew with each lie, Trump's belly grew every time he uttered a falsehood.
35 Likes, 4 Retweets
66) "Clue" reference time
After #SondlandSings, I'd like to ask Mr. Green, "Which Republicans are guilty?"
Mr. Green?
Mr. Green: "They all did it!"
#ImpeachmentHearing
27 Likes, 5 Retweets
67) #HistoryWillRememberTrump as the person who inspired the future series, "The Chronicles of Nambia."
23 Likes, 3 Retweets
68) Closing
Nunes: "On a Monday, a http://Match.com member put as their headline, 'Voted Trump? Keep away!' On a Thursday, a tweeter named Coitus4Eva tweeted, 'Trump sucks.' On a weekend, a kid took a dump, shouted what sounded like 'Trump.' Hoax!"
#ImpeachmentHearing #Snark
19 Likes, 4 Retweets
69) Unrevised history
#WhatTriggersConservatives
19 Likes, 2 Retweets
70) Melting ice
#WhatTriggersConservatives
15 Likes, 0 Retweets
Totals: 12,450 Likes, 2,829 Retweets (Averages of 177.9 Likes, 40.4 Retweets)
1) Kaepernick kneels during the anthem
GOP: "He's disrespecting our troops!"
Lieutenant Colonel Vindman testifies against an action made by Trump
GOP: "So, are you actually American? Do you like this country? Do your loyalties lie elsewhere? Are you a traitor?"
#Impeachment #Snark
1.5K Likes, 584 Retweets
2) BREAKING NEWS: "Trump unable to attend Veterans Day parade due to bone spurs"
#CadetBoneSpurs #Snark
1.5K Likes, 333 Retweets
3) Added to the bucket list: Hearing Trump get loudly booed by mimes in a library.
#TrumpBooedAgain
551 Likes, 91 Retweets
4) BREAKING NEWS: "Due to the sound of his voice, Bill Taylor will replace Tom Brokaw in all future speaking engagements"
#ImpeachmentHearings #Snark
446 Likes, 54 Retweets
5) What's that awful smell? Oh, just the never-ending stream of bullsh*t coming out of Devin Nunes's mouth.
#ImpeachmentHearings
436 Likes, 50 Retweets
6) #DearPresidentTrump:
How's it feel having all of these potential charges hanging over you in your final year?
- Obstruction of justice
- Conspiracy
- Perjury
- Witness tampering
- Fraud
- Money laundering
- Tax evasion
- Extortion
- Sexual assault
- Rape
- Bribery
- Treason
342 Likes, 135 Retweets
7) #HistoryWillRememberTrump as that guy who always took credit for a black man's accomplishments; wanted to bar Arabs; build a wall to keep out Latinos; defended white supremacists, but somehow, almost miraculously, wasn't a racist...
359 Likes, 104 Retweets
8) He didn't belong in a committee with "intelligence" in the name anyway.
#DevinNunesGotCaught
344 Likes, 64 Retweets
9) #IHopeOurNextPresident...:
- ...speaks more intelligibly than a newborn.
- ...can count to 10.
- ...has read the Constitution.
- ...does more than eat, sleep, crap, and tweet.
- ...doesn't look like a giant cheeto.
- ...isn't romantically linked to foreign dictators.
323 Likes, 64 Retweets
10) Jordan: "Blah blah blah blah?"
Holmes: "Okay, so it started with..."
Jordan: "You're not answering!"
Holmes: "Please let me answer. As I was saying..."
Jordan: "Answer the question!"
Holmes: :: laughs ::
Jordan: "BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!"
Schiff: "Stfu"
#ImpeachmentHearing #Snark
269 Likes, 62 Retweets
11) Nunes: "I'm going to read a transcript which has no bearing on the hearing.
Trump: 'Hi'
Zelensky: 'Hi'
T: 'How's it going?'
Z: 'Good, and you?'
T: 'Fantastic. Congrats. Okay, bye bye now.'
Z: 'Bye bye bye'
I'm so glad I got to share. Powerful stuff."
#ImpeachmentHearings #Snark
264 Likes, 61 Retweets
12) #HistoryWillRememberTrump as the person who could turn anything to sh*t with a single word, glance, or tweet.
250 Likes, 60 Retweets
13) It's pretty rich that GOPers are going after Biden's son, as they've turned a blind eye to The Donald's children.
#ImpeachmentHearing
241 Likes, 68 Retweets
14) First thing's first - get that "yuge" pile of bullsh*t out of the White House.
#MakeAmericaCleanAgain
235 Likes, 43 Retweets
15) Schiff: "Okay, now for my opening statement."
GOP: "Hey, what about us?"
Schiff: "Not yet"
GOP: "What? Why not?"
Schiff: "It's not your turn."
GOP: "Why do you keep interrupting us?"
Schiff: "You're interrupting me."
GOP: "Waaaaaaaah!!!"
#ImpeachmentHearings
223 Likes, 50 Retweets
16) GOP: "This hearing is bigly unfair. We weren't able to call the witnesses we truly wanted, which included: Obama, Hillary, their kids, God, Jesus, the Holy Spirit, Walker: Texas Ranger, the Loch Ness Monster, and Shrek."
#ImpeachmentHearing #Snark
202 Likes, 56 Retweets
17) #HistoryWillRememberTrump as the world's dumbest criminal.
221 Likes, 35 Retweets
18) I wonder if Schiff basically telling Jordan to STFU repeatedly constitutes as "pizazz" to NBC...
#ImpeachmentHearing
194 Likes, 41 Retweets
19) #HistoryWillRememberTrump as the only president who could make a hand-turkey on a post-It note.
200 Likes, 29 Retweets
20) Nunes: "This is just a witch-hunt, a hoax, is it not? Aren't we just wasting our time? Whatever. I'm out of here. I've got a fake cow to sue!"
#ImpeachmentInquiry #Snark
174 Likes, 42 Retweets
21) Wenstrup: "I accepted that Bill Clinton won a fair election even though I didn't vote for him."
Psst, Clinton won by approximately 6 million and 8 million votes, respectively. Trump lost by almost 3 million.
#ImpeachmentHearing
171 Likes, 39 Retweets
22) #HistoryWillRememberTrump as the individual who placed the final touches on transforming the GOP into the KGB.
161 Likes, 39 Retweets
23) The GOP may want to stop asking #FionaHill questions. The more she speaks, the more f*cked they become.
#ImpeachmentHearing
163 Likes, 25 Retweets
24) WTF is it with Trump and sharpies? It seems like they're duct tape to him ("Can fix anything, believe me!"). It's now my belief he draws a large penis on his leg in Sharpie every morning, you know, just in case. Yeah, it makes sex interesting...
#ImpeachmentHearing #SondlandSings
162 Likes, 22 Retweets
25) #HistoryWillRememberTrump as the individual who tried to invent a new form of defense in the courtroom. There were pleas of: Guilty, not guilty, no contest, and not guilty by reasons of insanity. To this list, Trump will have added the plea of not guilty by reasons of admission.
140 Likes, 40 Retweets
26) GOPers don't care about you. They don't care about me. All they care about is themselves & maintaining their position in gov't. They will do anything, including lie to constituents, break the law, & lead us to a dictatorship for the purpose of power. Traitors!
#ImpeachmentHearing
132 Likes, 43 Retweets
27) Make Christmas great again by holding a special televised White House show-and-tell event on the holiday, where you reveal your tax returns.
#AdviceForDonaldTrump
155 Likes, 18 Retweets
28) Michael Turner is now battling Jim Jordan for the biggest jacka*s in Ohio. Congratulations.
#ImpeachmentHearing
141 Likes, 29 Retweets
29) Logic, common sense, fact-checkers, good arguments
#WhatTriggersConservatives
142 Likes, 22 Retweets
30) I see #ShartGate trending. Did Donald Trump speak again or something?
141 Likes, 22 Retweets
31) #HistoryWillRememberTrump as the weakest "man" in the history of the world. History books will refer to him as President Bone-Spurs Snowflake.
131 Likes, 28 Retweets
32) While watching today's hearing, I can't help but want to see a game show starting in the near future, called, "Who Wants To Be Called Out For Their Bullsh*t By Fiona Hill?" First contestant? Devin Nunes.
#ImpeachmentHearing #FionaHill
135 Likes, 23 Retweets
33) Democratic witnesses: "Trump was guilty of bribery."
GOP: "They're partisan hacks."
Republican witnesses: "Trump was guilty of bribery."
GOP: "Well, two negatives make a positive. The defenseless defense rests."
#ImpeachmentHearing #Snark
116 Likes, 33 Retweets
34) Psst, Gymbo, the Mueller report found at least ten instances of obstruction and was unable to conclude either way about conspiracy due to contradictory testimonies and non-cooperation.
#ImpeachmentHearing
114 Likes, 34 Retweets
35) Build a big, beautiful wall around yourself and pay for it.
#AdviceForDonaldTrump
128 Likes, 10 Retweets
36) Castor: "I'm now going to give you a word salad, add the words, 'Is that correct?,' and expect you to answer this poor excuse for a question. Sound good?"
#ImpeachmentHearings #Snark
116 Likes, 17 Retweets
37) Given the GOP's logic, it seems as though a person could record a video where he holds a gun, says, "I'm gonna do it," shoots a person, yet because he never said, "I shot that guy," believe him to be innocent.
#ImpeachmentHearing
#SondlandSings
#UnlessHeWasBlack
108 Likes, 21 Retweets
38) Drop out of the Oval Office and go back to school.
#AdviceForDonaldTrump
111 Likes, 13 Retweets
39) Stop using "superlatives" until you can correctly spell the word.
#AdviceForDonaldTrump
104 Likes, 11 Retweets
40) After watching this hearing, I think scientists need to find a way to make a Fiona Hill-Adam Schiff baby. It'd do a world of good. Genius baby!
#ImpeachmentHearing
98 Likes, 15 Retweets
41) #HistoryWillRememberTrump as the president who believed in covfefe over the Constitution.
95 Likes, 15 Retweets
42) Jim Jordan's seeking attention by yelling. Apparently he's not in the middle of witnessing boys getting sexually abused...
#ImpeachmentHearing #JimJordanIsACoward
76 Likes, 21 Retweets
43) GOPers focus their attention on a representative and his alleged #fartgate while worshipping a president and his proven #SpewsBSWheneverHeSpeaksGate. Well done.
82 Likes, 13 Retweets
44) Actual facts (as opposed to alternative ones)
#WhatTriggersConservatives
73 Likes, 21 Retweets
44) Women who speak
#WhatTriggersConservatives
78 Likes, 16 Retweets
46) The look on #FionaHill's face while Michael Turner talks is priceless.
#ImpeachmentHearing
81 Likes, 11 Retweets
47) Nunes: "Did Trump ask either of you to extort or bribe anyone?"
Volker/Morrison: "No"
Nunes: "So doesn't that prove he's incapable of extorting or bribing anyone, based on this sample of 2, even though he's basically admitted to doing it?"
#DevinNunes #ImpeachmentHearing
#Snark
73 Likes, 13 Retweets
48) Resign ASAP and make it your life mission to find the "orange" of the word "covfefe."
#AdviceForDonaldTrump
76 Likes, 7 Retweets
49) The GOP will now be called the CCC, standing for "We're CORRUPT, were CAUGHT, and will now CRY."
#ImpeachmentHearing
60 Likes, 17 Retweets
50) #HistoryWillRememberTrump as that moment when Mike Judge's "Idiocracy" became reality.
62 Likes, 14 Retweets
51) #HistoryWillRememberTrump as the guy who inspired millions of kids to ask for "small" $1 million allowances.
60 Likes, 10 Retweets
52) Trump: "READ THE TRANSCRIPT!!!"
Attorney Goldman: "At your impeachment hearing? On television? Very well."
#ImpeachmentHearing #Snark
50 Likes, 17 Retweets
53) #HistoryWillRememberTrump as a stand-up revolutionary, for he was the one who started all of those Two-Corinthians-walk-into-a-bar jokes.
48 Likes, 17 Retweets
54) Be Catholic for a day, go to confession, and let it all out, all while being recorded by "priest" Robert De Niro.
#AdviceForDonaldTrump
60 Likes, 4 Retweets
55) Amazing. Devin Nunes accused Democrats of being guilty for that which they accuse Republicans, all the while being guilty of what he accuses Democrats. What is that even called? Double-Projection? Projection Squared? Projection Projection? Jebus...
#ImpeachmentHearings
43 Likes, 15 Retweets
56) Nunes: "Obama. Hillary. Hunter Biden. Steele Dossier. Hoax. Witch-hunt. Mueller. Collusion. Blah blah blah. Oh, and Donald Trump is Jesus reincarnated. Just look at him. They're identical. Only difference? JC never wiped his own shoes while walking."
#ImpeachmentHearings #Snark
45 Likes, 10 Retweets
57) Think of the weakest being or thing you've ever seen. Yeah, the GOP looks weaker than that today.
#ImpeachmentHearing
44 Likes, 6 Retweets
58) A crazy little thing called reality.
#WhatTriggersConservatives
39 Likes, 10 Retweets
59) Castor: "Isn't it true that this could have been worse? Think about it. Did the greatest president in the history of planet Earth kill 1 million people in a mass knifing? No. So, really, is attempting to undermine our democracy really so bad?"
#ImpeachmentHearings #Snark
40 Likes, 8 Retweets
60) Conaway: [GIF of woman crying uncontrollably]
#ImpeachmentHearing
39 Likes, 8 Retweets
61) #HistoryWillRememberTrump by grabbing him by the rubles, because when you're historical fact, they let you get away with anything.
34 Likes, 12 Retweets
62) Ratcliffe: "Democrats are talking about Russia meddling in the election, Ukraine being bribed by the greatest president in the history of the flat Earth, and blah blah blah. I'd like to switch directions here and talk about Sweden."
#ImpeachmentHearing #Snark
35 Likes, 7 Retweets
62) Travel to "Nambia" and stay there.
#AdviceForDonaldTrump
38 Likes, 4 Retweets
62) For your New Year's resolution, vow to try and abide by two of the Commandments this coming year, which would be a stark improvement from this year.
#AdviceForDonaldTrump
38 Likes, 4 Retweets
65) #HistoryWillRememberTrump as the individual who put Pinocchio to shame, but unlike Pinocchio, whose nose grew with each lie, Trump's belly grew every time he uttered a falsehood.
35 Likes, 4 Retweets
66) "Clue" reference time
After #SondlandSings, I'd like to ask Mr. Green, "Which Republicans are guilty?"
Mr. Green?
Mr. Green: "They all did it!"
#ImpeachmentHearing
27 Likes, 5 Retweets
67) #HistoryWillRememberTrump as the person who inspired the future series, "The Chronicles of Nambia."
23 Likes, 3 Retweets
68) Closing
Nunes: "On a Monday, a http://Match.com member put as their headline, 'Voted Trump? Keep away!' On a Thursday, a tweeter named Coitus4Eva tweeted, 'Trump sucks.' On a weekend, a kid took a dump, shouted what sounded like 'Trump.' Hoax!"
#ImpeachmentHearing #Snark
19 Likes, 4 Retweets
69) Unrevised history
#WhatTriggersConservatives
19 Likes, 2 Retweets
70) Melting ice
#WhatTriggersConservatives
15 Likes, 0 Retweets
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