Courtesy of ProgressivePopulist.org, I saw this following post on my Facebook newsfeed today and felt the need to share it and provide a few wisecracks of my own. Here are 15 of the dumbest political Facebook posts made by right-wingers that you'll likely ever see:
1. "If Obama really does take our guns away, I'm literally going to build up all temptations of praying that he gets shot by all the other angry rednecks & country folks out there! I mean seriously?! If you're gonna take our guns away from us you're takin our freedom to! It clearly stats n the 10 commandments that we have the right to bare arms! #pissed #furiated #f*ckyouobama #hateyou #diealready!" - CountryGirl
Yes, with a supposedly benevolent God and perfect son, obviously one of the Ten Commandments was "Thou shalt have the right to 'bare' arms." Some of the Commandments were listed as follows:
Honor thy father and mother.
Thou shalt not steal.
Thou shalt not kill.
Thou shalt arm thyself with as many guns as you can find just in case you must kill, but still, thou shalt not kill.
2. "Planned Parenthood Opens $8 Billion Abortionplex (www.theonion.com)" - Congressman John Fleming - Louisiana (R)
When people think about taking The Onion seriously, they should say to themselves, "Onions make my eyes water. Will my sharing this Onion article make readers' eyes water as well?" Yes, either via laughter at the expense of this imbecile or via tears of sadness, as we weep for the future.
3. "It used to be that liberals were the 'f*** the Police' group, and that conservatives were the blindly supportive of law enforcement.
Things have changed... Conservatives now recognize law enforcement as a central threat to liberty and that they are subjugating Americans. Police in this nation are out of control, have become militarized, and are party to tyranny. Police culture glorifies brutality against Americans, and seizure of Constitutionally protected rights.
That being said - God bless the law enforcement officers that still believe in the Constitution." - Anonymous
In other words, this person is saying, "F**k the police! F**k all y'all. ...well, except for the ones that pull me over. Wait, is this going public? Whatever. F**k the police, but not really!"
4. "IN ALL CASES OF WHAT I HEAR ABOUT OBAMA I BELIEVE THAT 99.999999999% OF IT IS TRUE ABOUT HIM BEING THE BAD GUY THINKING HE IS God AND HE ISN'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE IS OUT THERE TO TRY TO DECEIVE THOSE WHO BELIEVE IN Jesus Christ AS OUR LORD AND Savior, AND THAT God IS OUR CREATOR. OBAMA IS OUT THERE TO SAY YES HE WILL TAKE CARE OF THOSE THINGS HE SAID HE WILL AND DOESN'T BECAUSE HE IS A BIIIIIIIIGGGGGG FFFFFAAAAATTTTTTT LLLLIIIAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! God AND Jesus Christ AND THE Holy Spirit ARE ALL THE SAME AND THEY ARE THE WAY THE TRUTH AND THE LIGHT. TRUST OBAMA YOU WILL BE FALLING INTO A NEVERENDING OF DAMNATION AND BE THROWN INTO THE LAKE OF FIRE IN THE END..... HE IS THE ANTICHRIST... DON'T LISTEN TO HIS DECEIT AND LIES, TRUST God, He IS THE ONLY WAY OF THE WORLD CREATED TO FOLLOW Him. ETERNAL LIFE IN HEAVEN" - Christina
Christina seems to believe in the caps lock, with the lone exceptions being: God, Jesus Christ, Holy Spirit, Savior, and Him (when referring to God). I wonder if she prays this way:
"God, I WANT MY FAMILY TO BE WELL, OKAY? MAKE THEM FEEL BETTER! I ALSO WANT TO PASS MY ENGLISH TEST, BUT THINK ITS TWO HARD, BECAUSE I DONT READ OR RIGHT REL GOOD. Jesus, PLEASE COME AGIN AND SAVE US FROM THE ANTICHRIST OBAMA! AMEN!"
Calm down there, Ms. Bobcat Goldthwait. Here, have a brownie...
5. "If Obama wins, I'm getting the heck outta this country! I'm going to Alaska!" - Ashley (from Winchester, KY)
Please do, and make certain to take a US map with you for your journey out of the country...
6. "obama is communist & muslim he hates America and wants 2 take away my right to love my Country. i cant believe there r people who think communism socialism and nazism will work they dont know history. they sound good until u run out of other peoples money. we need to move back toward a capitalistic system and put GOD back on His throne in America, get obozo off and send him back 2 the middleeast where he was from and our troops can take care of him. and return the two BILLION he spent on his trip to europe!!" - Anonymous
Obama's a communist, Muslim, socialist, and a Nazi? He was also born in the Middle East and hates this country? Well, I'll be darned. If all of that wasn't perplexing and partially contradicting as it is, the part which confused me the most was the bit pertaining to God. He was once on the throne in America? Was God once president of this country? I never knew that. ::looks it up::
Washington
Adams
Jefferson
Madison
Monroe
Quincy Adams
God
Jackson
Van Buren
God
Harrison
Tyler
Polk
God
Oh, that's right - how could I forget?
7. "ok im gonna clear som stuff up .
america is a christian continent . if ur not a christian , and u dont except God , then go somewhere else ? in america , we love god and he loves us . that is why we have good things . africans are poor and starving bcuz they r bad people , bcuz god would not let them b poor and starving if they were good . this is an american page so therfour a christian page . so be christians or go away ." - Anonymous
America is a continent now? And a state within this continent (Alaska) is another country? I'm so confused. I also wish this American, Christian page believed in spell-check...
8. "Seriously guys WTF is Obama's last name?" - Melissa (around Tampa, FL)
Oh, I've got this one! Let's see here... What are some of the most common last names in this country? Smith, Johnson, and Jones, right? What's his middle name? What's another common name? Michael, maybe? Okay, so I'm going to guess his name is one of the following: Obama Michael Smith, Obama Michael Johnson, or Obama Michael Jones.
9. "Everyone needs to see the movie Oboma 2016 before they vote...Americas future is at steak!" - Anonymous
Is an American steak at stake here? If so, that's some pretty serious sh*t right there...
10. "OSAMA IS DEAD!!!" - James
Sarah responds, "wow he only the presdent 4 like a year!"
Yes, but magically, he pulled a Jesus, came back, and has been president for going on another four years. It's the darnedest thing...
11. "'Yes, homeschool your kids. You wouldn't want them to learn the truth about the world and its history.' Sharai Monniger
The alternative is to have them raised in public schools, where they will be told that they are primates, are cousins of bananas, are made from stardust and have no rhyme nor reason to exist. Public schools, where they will be taught what to do if someone pulls a gun, how to cope with sexually transmitted diseases, bullying, and drugs. BTW. The slowest of homeschooled kids knows more about history than the combined brains in an entire secular school.
Many don't even know who Adolf Hitler was (see www.180movie.com and http://abcnews.go.com/WNT/story?id=130988&page=1#.UV2jG5O-1I4)." - Anonymous
Yes, I was told since I was about 8 years old that I'm a cousin of a banana. I was also told mother was a strawberry, my father was an apple, and that I was a cherry.
12. "Our youth and the future of our country are being ruined by these liberal professors who exhibit no morals employed, sadly, by our higher institutions...creating wild youths who begin movements like Occupy Wall Street; a movement which has nopurpose other than to allow them to destroy everything they can and leave their filth behind." - Leona
The education in this country! We should home-school our children or not educate them at all! After reading some of these posts, I'm thinking it might be beneficial for some of these parents to head back to college. English would be a good starting place, I think.
13. "He IS black, so what do you expect?!!!
Race and taking away what whites have worked to get are the only things that matter to them.
Small wonder the country is turning away from them, recognizing them as the parasites they are." - Anonymous
After reading this post, do some people STILL believe that with the election and re-election of Barack Obama (yes, that's his last name), racism no longer exists in this country? Oh, but yes, he's the only one... I can just hear this individual saying something along the lines of, "Racism? There ain't no racism! We elected a n****r, didn't we?" Uh... Come again?
14. "yah obamaqs a muslim which means hes a terrist all terrists are muslim there belief is killing people and another thing were is his birth cirtifcate wat since when is hear say legal haaa if thats the case i guess any one can run for priesent makeing our millitary weaker so that we can be attaked the muslim dream" - Anonymous
"Obamqs?" Is that the "priesent's" first or last name? Also, what are "terrists?" People whom commit acts of "terri?" It appears as if Hooked on Phonics didn't work for someone...
15. "YA I GUESS I AINT ALOWED TO SAY NOTHING BECAUSE WE AINT GOT FREEDOM OF SPEECH ANY MORE IN THIS COUNTRY. AT LEAST THATS WHAT THE SOCIALIST DEMOCRAT LIBERAL COMMUNIST MARK ZUCKERBERGSTEIN WHO OWNS FACEBOOK SAYS I AINT ALLOWED TO SPEAK MY MIND ANYMORE OR HE WILL BOOT ME OFF FACBOOK FOR GOOD. SO MUCH FOR FREEDOM OF SPEECH IN THIS COUNTRY. JUST LIKE FORGET ABOUT HAVEING A RIGHT TO KEEP AND BEAR ARMS. THE LIBERAL SOCIALISTS HAVE STRUCK THAT LAW FROM THE BOOKS TO. AND THERE ABOUT TO RIP UP THE REST OF THE CONSTIUTION UNLESS OF COURSE YOU ARE AN ILEGAL IMMIGRANT, OR A MINORITY, OR YOU LIKE HAVING SEX WITH PEOPLE OF YOUR OWN GENDER. THEN THE SKY IS YOUR LIMIT. YOU CAN DO WHAT EVER IT IS YOU WANT. YOU WANT TO SMOKE DOPE. YOU WANT TO STEAL MONEY FROM AMERICAN CORPORATIONS THROUGH ILEGAL TAXES. DO WHAT EVER YOU PLEASE. BUT NO WHITE GUYS LIKE ME WHO PAY THERE TAXES ARE NORMAL WE LOOSE ALL ARE RIGHTS. SEE THIS IS COMMUNISM FOLKS. JUST LIKE WHEN LENNON AND STALIN TOOK OVER RUSSIA. EVERYBODY LOST THERE RIGHTS EXCEPT THE IN CROWD. SAME THING GOIN ON HERE IN AMERICA TODAY. IF YOU DONT SEE THAT YOU GOT TO BE AN IDIOT OR A LIBERAL SOCIALIST DEMOCRAT JUST LIKE MARK ZUCKERBERGSTEIN THE GUY WHO OWNS FACEBOOK. TIME TO TAKE ARE COUNTRY BACK PEOPLE!" - Anonymous
Yes, it's time to take back "are" country and finally expand and improve our education system.
http://progressivepopulist.org/2013/04/12/15-of-the-dumbest-political-facebook-posts-from-right-wingers-face-palm-alert/
1. "If Obama really does take our guns away, I'm literally going to build up all temptations of praying that he gets shot by all the other angry rednecks & country folks out there! I mean seriously?! If you're gonna take our guns away from us you're takin our freedom to! It clearly stats n the 10 commandments that we have the right to bare arms! #pissed #furiated #f*ckyouobama #hateyou #diealready!" - CountryGirl
Yes, with a supposedly benevolent God and perfect son, obviously one of the Ten Commandments was "Thou shalt have the right to 'bare' arms." Some of the Commandments were listed as follows:
Honor thy father and mother.
Thou shalt not steal.
Thou shalt not kill.
Thou shalt arm thyself with as many guns as you can find just in case you must kill, but still, thou shalt not kill.
2. "Planned Parenthood Opens $8 Billion Abortionplex (www.theonion.com)" - Congressman John Fleming - Louisiana (R)
When people think about taking The Onion seriously, they should say to themselves, "Onions make my eyes water. Will my sharing this Onion article make readers' eyes water as well?" Yes, either via laughter at the expense of this imbecile or via tears of sadness, as we weep for the future.
3. "It used to be that liberals were the 'f*** the Police' group, and that conservatives were the blindly supportive of law enforcement.
Things have changed... Conservatives now recognize law enforcement as a central threat to liberty and that they are subjugating Americans. Police in this nation are out of control, have become militarized, and are party to tyranny. Police culture glorifies brutality against Americans, and seizure of Constitutionally protected rights.
That being said - God bless the law enforcement officers that still believe in the Constitution." - Anonymous
In other words, this person is saying, "F**k the police! F**k all y'all. ...well, except for the ones that pull me over. Wait, is this going public? Whatever. F**k the police, but not really!"
4. "IN ALL CASES OF WHAT I HEAR ABOUT OBAMA I BELIEVE THAT 99.999999999% OF IT IS TRUE ABOUT HIM BEING THE BAD GUY THINKING HE IS God AND HE ISN'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE IS OUT THERE TO TRY TO DECEIVE THOSE WHO BELIEVE IN Jesus Christ AS OUR LORD AND Savior, AND THAT God IS OUR CREATOR. OBAMA IS OUT THERE TO SAY YES HE WILL TAKE CARE OF THOSE THINGS HE SAID HE WILL AND DOESN'T BECAUSE HE IS A BIIIIIIIIGGGGGG FFFFFAAAAATTTTTTT LLLLIIIAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! God AND Jesus Christ AND THE Holy Spirit ARE ALL THE SAME AND THEY ARE THE WAY THE TRUTH AND THE LIGHT. TRUST OBAMA YOU WILL BE FALLING INTO A NEVERENDING OF DAMNATION AND BE THROWN INTO THE LAKE OF FIRE IN THE END..... HE IS THE ANTICHRIST... DON'T LISTEN TO HIS DECEIT AND LIES, TRUST God, He IS THE ONLY WAY OF THE WORLD CREATED TO FOLLOW Him. ETERNAL LIFE IN HEAVEN" - Christina
Christina seems to believe in the caps lock, with the lone exceptions being: God, Jesus Christ, Holy Spirit, Savior, and Him (when referring to God). I wonder if she prays this way:
"God, I WANT MY FAMILY TO BE WELL, OKAY? MAKE THEM FEEL BETTER! I ALSO WANT TO PASS MY ENGLISH TEST, BUT THINK ITS TWO HARD, BECAUSE I DONT READ OR RIGHT REL GOOD. Jesus, PLEASE COME AGIN AND SAVE US FROM THE ANTICHRIST OBAMA! AMEN!"
Calm down there, Ms. Bobcat Goldthwait. Here, have a brownie...
5. "If Obama wins, I'm getting the heck outta this country! I'm going to Alaska!" - Ashley (from Winchester, KY)
Please do, and make certain to take a US map with you for your journey out of the country...
6. "obama is communist & muslim he hates America and wants 2 take away my right to love my Country. i cant believe there r people who think communism socialism and nazism will work they dont know history. they sound good until u run out of other peoples money. we need to move back toward a capitalistic system and put GOD back on His throne in America, get obozo off and send him back 2 the middleeast where he was from and our troops can take care of him. and return the two BILLION he spent on his trip to europe!!" - Anonymous
Obama's a communist, Muslim, socialist, and a Nazi? He was also born in the Middle East and hates this country? Well, I'll be darned. If all of that wasn't perplexing and partially contradicting as it is, the part which confused me the most was the bit pertaining to God. He was once on the throne in America? Was God once president of this country? I never knew that. ::looks it up::
Washington
Adams
Jefferson
Madison
Monroe
Quincy Adams
God
Jackson
Van Buren
God
Harrison
Tyler
Polk
God
Oh, that's right - how could I forget?
7. "ok im gonna clear som stuff up .
america is a christian continent . if ur not a christian , and u dont except God , then go somewhere else ? in america , we love god and he loves us . that is why we have good things . africans are poor and starving bcuz they r bad people , bcuz god would not let them b poor and starving if they were good . this is an american page so therfour a christian page . so be christians or go away ." - Anonymous
America is a continent now? And a state within this continent (Alaska) is another country? I'm so confused. I also wish this American, Christian page believed in spell-check...
8. "Seriously guys WTF is Obama's last name?" - Melissa (around Tampa, FL)
Oh, I've got this one! Let's see here... What are some of the most common last names in this country? Smith, Johnson, and Jones, right? What's his middle name? What's another common name? Michael, maybe? Okay, so I'm going to guess his name is one of the following: Obama Michael Smith, Obama Michael Johnson, or Obama Michael Jones.
9. "Everyone needs to see the movie Oboma 2016 before they vote...Americas future is at steak!" - Anonymous
Is an American steak at stake here? If so, that's some pretty serious sh*t right there...
10. "OSAMA IS DEAD!!!" - James
Sarah responds, "wow he only the presdent 4 like a year!"
Yes, but magically, he pulled a Jesus, came back, and has been president for going on another four years. It's the darnedest thing...
11. "'Yes, homeschool your kids. You wouldn't want them to learn the truth about the world and its history.' Sharai Monniger
The alternative is to have them raised in public schools, where they will be told that they are primates, are cousins of bananas, are made from stardust and have no rhyme nor reason to exist. Public schools, where they will be taught what to do if someone pulls a gun, how to cope with sexually transmitted diseases, bullying, and drugs. BTW. The slowest of homeschooled kids knows more about history than the combined brains in an entire secular school.
Many don't even know who Adolf Hitler was (see www.180movie.com and http://abcnews.go.com/WNT/story?id=130988&page=1#.UV2jG5O-1I4)." - Anonymous
Yes, I was told since I was about 8 years old that I'm a cousin of a banana. I was also told mother was a strawberry, my father was an apple, and that I was a cherry.
12. "Our youth and the future of our country are being ruined by these liberal professors who exhibit no morals employed, sadly, by our higher institutions...creating wild youths who begin movements like Occupy Wall Street; a movement which has nopurpose other than to allow them to destroy everything they can and leave their filth behind." - Leona
The education in this country! We should home-school our children or not educate them at all! After reading some of these posts, I'm thinking it might be beneficial for some of these parents to head back to college. English would be a good starting place, I think.
13. "He IS black, so what do you expect?!!!
Race and taking away what whites have worked to get are the only things that matter to them.
Small wonder the country is turning away from them, recognizing them as the parasites they are." - Anonymous
After reading this post, do some people STILL believe that with the election and re-election of Barack Obama (yes, that's his last name), racism no longer exists in this country? Oh, but yes, he's the only one... I can just hear this individual saying something along the lines of, "Racism? There ain't no racism! We elected a n****r, didn't we?" Uh... Come again?
14. "yah obamaqs a muslim which means hes a terrist all terrists are muslim there belief is killing people and another thing were is his birth cirtifcate wat since when is hear say legal haaa if thats the case i guess any one can run for priesent makeing our millitary weaker so that we can be attaked the muslim dream" - Anonymous
"Obamqs?" Is that the "priesent's" first or last name? Also, what are "terrists?" People whom commit acts of "terri?" It appears as if Hooked on Phonics didn't work for someone...
15. "YA I GUESS I AINT ALOWED TO SAY NOTHING BECAUSE WE AINT GOT FREEDOM OF SPEECH ANY MORE IN THIS COUNTRY. AT LEAST THATS WHAT THE SOCIALIST DEMOCRAT LIBERAL COMMUNIST MARK ZUCKERBERGSTEIN WHO OWNS FACEBOOK SAYS I AINT ALLOWED TO SPEAK MY MIND ANYMORE OR HE WILL BOOT ME OFF FACBOOK FOR GOOD. SO MUCH FOR FREEDOM OF SPEECH IN THIS COUNTRY. JUST LIKE FORGET ABOUT HAVEING A RIGHT TO KEEP AND BEAR ARMS. THE LIBERAL SOCIALISTS HAVE STRUCK THAT LAW FROM THE BOOKS TO. AND THERE ABOUT TO RIP UP THE REST OF THE CONSTIUTION UNLESS OF COURSE YOU ARE AN ILEGAL IMMIGRANT, OR A MINORITY, OR YOU LIKE HAVING SEX WITH PEOPLE OF YOUR OWN GENDER. THEN THE SKY IS YOUR LIMIT. YOU CAN DO WHAT EVER IT IS YOU WANT. YOU WANT TO SMOKE DOPE. YOU WANT TO STEAL MONEY FROM AMERICAN CORPORATIONS THROUGH ILEGAL TAXES. DO WHAT EVER YOU PLEASE. BUT NO WHITE GUYS LIKE ME WHO PAY THERE TAXES ARE NORMAL WE LOOSE ALL ARE RIGHTS. SEE THIS IS COMMUNISM FOLKS. JUST LIKE WHEN LENNON AND STALIN TOOK OVER RUSSIA. EVERYBODY LOST THERE RIGHTS EXCEPT THE IN CROWD. SAME THING GOIN ON HERE IN AMERICA TODAY. IF YOU DONT SEE THAT YOU GOT TO BE AN IDIOT OR A LIBERAL SOCIALIST DEMOCRAT JUST LIKE MARK ZUCKERBERGSTEIN THE GUY WHO OWNS FACEBOOK. TIME TO TAKE ARE COUNTRY BACK PEOPLE!" - Anonymous
Yes, it's time to take back "are" country and finally expand and improve our education system.
http://progressivepopulist.org/2013/04/12/15-of-the-dumbest-political-facebook-posts-from-right-wingers-face-palm-alert/
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