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New Jersey Senate candidate Steve Lonegan knows how to be a "real man!"

Alright, what is it with this "real man" talk the past couple of days? It was reported yesterday that a group in Tucson, Arizona was spreading around flyers about an openly gay board member at a school in the area, saying they wanted a "real man" at the position. Then today, the "real man" talk continued - this time courtesy of Republican New Jersey Senate candidate Steve Lonegan.

When talking about his opponent - Democrat Cory Booker - Lonegan said the following to Newsmax's Steve Malzberg:

"As a guy, I personally like being a guy. I don't know if you saw the stories last year, they've been out quite a bit, about how he likes to go out at three-o'clock in the morning for a manicure and a pedicure. Maybe that helps him get the gay vote, by acting ambiguous. Although I don't like going out in the middle of the night, or any time of day, for manicures and pedicures. It was described as his peculiar fetish, is how it was described. I have a more peculiar fetish: I like a good Scotch and a cigar, that's my fetish. But we'll just compare the two."

Yes, I'm sure Mr. Lonegan has many "peculiar fetishes" that only "real men" would only be able to understand, such as the following:

- "My peculiar fetish isn't manicures and pedicures. My peculiar fetish is going to the police station, taking off my shirt, and flexing my muscles while Slayer plays on my boombox!"

- "My peculiar fetish isn't manicures and pedicures. My peculiar fetish is riding my motorcycle 100 mph, off a cliff, without a helmet!"

- "My peculiar fetish isn't manicures and pedicures. My peculiar fetish is doing six chicks at once, without Viagra!"

- "My peculiar fetish isn't getting manicures and pedicures. My peculiar fetish is watching football with a burger in my right hand, a beer in my left hand, and a woman sucking my d**k!"

- "My peculiar fetish isn't manicures and pedicures. My peculiar fetish is trying to act overly-manly to compensate for my very small penis!"

http://thinkprogress.org/lgbt/2013/08/28/2540021/senate-candidate-cory-booker-gay-personally-like-guy/

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