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Pat Robertson said what?

There can be no mistaking it - televangelist Pat Robertson is crazier than Tom Cruise hopped up on speed while on the Oprah Winfrey Show. He's let loose more facepalm-inducing quotes than drunken Richard Pryor-impersonating sailors have let the F-bomb slip.

Robertson's latest such statement he made during a recent episode of The 700 Club, where he said this:

"You know what they do in San Francisco? Some in the gay community there, they want to get people. So if they got the stuff (AIDS) they'll have a ring, you shake hands and the ring's got a little thing where you cut your finger. Really. It's that kind of vicious stuff, which would be the equivalent of murder."

Yeah, that kind of thing REALLY happens, Pat. Here's how such an event would transpire:

Lance Lancestopherson (the most flamboyant gay man in the world): ::ponders to himself:: "Who should I infect today with my magical AIDS ring? It's about time I get with the program and break this bad boy in like all the others in this city!"

Jack Mehoff: ::whistles "The Star-Spangled Banner"::

Lancestopherson: ::spots Jack:: "Ooh, he'll be the lucky one!"

Mehoff: ::continues whistling - getting to the part about bombs in the air::

Lancetopherson: ::appraoches Mehoff and lightly bumps into him:: "Oh, I'm so sorry, sir. I got so distracted by that beautiful song you were whistling. I'm sorry. By the way, I'm Pat, Pat Robertson." ::goes to shake Jack's hand::

Mehoff: "Hi, Pat. Oh, that's alright. These kinds of things happen. I'm Jack, Jack Mehoff." ::reaches to shake Lance's hand::

::the two shake hands::

Mehoff: "Ow! What the hell was that? Why am I bleeding? What did you do?"

Lancetopherson: "Ha! Take that! You've got AIDS! Oh my God! What did you do to my ring? There's blood all over it! My beautiful ring!" ::slaps Jack across the face a few times:: "You b**ch!"


Yeah, apparently there's homophobia, homoringophobia, and flipping nuts. If you answered D) - that Pat Robertson is all of those things - you would be correct!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/27/pat-robertson-aids-rings_n_3824401.html
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