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Parody "You're So Vague" (to the tune of Carly Simon's "You're So Vain")

You're So Vague
You talked at a party like you talked in your sleep
The dead squirrel on your head standing straight up
You dropped a pair of apricots
Both eyes in the mirror mumbling about yuge things
And all the girls dreamed that they could shut you up
They could shut you up, and...

You're so vague, you might or might not think this one thing is about someone
You're so vague, I'm not sure whether or not you think this one thing is about someone
Do you? Don't you?

You married a couple women many years ago when they were naive
You said they were young beautiful pieces of ass
And that you might or might not leave
But you found someone prettier and younger so you set them free
You had dreams, they were something or another,
Something or another, and...

You're so vague, you might or might not think this one thing is about someone
You're so vague, I'm not sure whether or not you think this one thing is about someone
Do you? Don't you?

You had dreams, they were something or another,
Something or another, and...

You're so vague, you might or might not think this one thing is about someone
You're so vague, I'm not sure whether or not you think this one thing is about someone
Do you? Don't you?

Well I heard your plans on healthcare, taxes, and our fine military
Then you contradicted yourself time and time again
Frustrating and confounding everyone
"Good," "great," "yuge," what the hell does that all mean?
So when you open your mouth
I plug my ears and reach for the whiskey
Reach for the whiskey, and...

You're so vague, you might or might not think this one thing is about someone
You're so vague, I'm not sure whether or not you think this one thing is about someone
Don't you? Do you? Don't you?

You're so vague, you might or might not think this one thing is about someone
You're so vague, I'm not sure whether or not you think this one thing is about someone
Do you? Don't you?

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