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#ItsNotRadicalToSay

I had some fun with the trending hashtag #ItsNotRadicalToSay on Twitter yesterday. Here are my posts, from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) #ItsNotRadicalToSay Coulter's first name, Ann, is actually short for Andrew
79 Likes, 32 Retweets

2) #ItsNotRadicalToSay Rick Scott went into politics b/c he got rejected for alien roles due to being too scary looking
55 Likes, 31 Retweets

3) #ItsNotRadicalToSay Donald Trump wakes up every morning singing, "Oompa loompa doompety doo..."
53 Likes, 19 Retweets

4) #ItsNotRadicalToSay every song which mentions a "creep" is referring to Ted Cruz.
56 Likes, 14 Retweets

5) #ItsNotRadicalToSay Kim Davis prays every night, "Lord, I hope to one day bring back the tradition's sanctity by marrying for the 5th time."
33 Likes, 11 Retweets

6) #ItsNotRadicalToSay Pat Robertson suffers multiple acid flashbacks during every episode of "The 700 Club."
30 Likes, 11 Retweets

7) #ItsNotRadicalToSay the "NRA" actually stands for "No Rationale Allowed"
28 Likes, 8 Retweets

7) #ItsNotRadicalToSay Pat McCrory doth protest too much and may be transgender himself, methinks...
31 Likes, 5 Retweets

9) #ItsNotRadicalToSay, while some may lose a few marbles over the years, Ted Nugent was born without any.
25 Likes, 9 Retweets

10) #ItsNotRadicalToSay George W. Bush & Derek Zoolander have started the foundation, "Teach Kids to Read Good, Even Gooder Than Us."
24 Likes, 7 Retweets

10) #ItsNotRadicalToSay, if my 2-year-old niece met Trump face-to-face, her first words to him would be, "Whoa! My hands are bigger than yours!"
27 Likes, 4 Retweets

12) #ItsNotRadicalToSay Donald Trump dreamt of doing stand-up, but that dream ended after one performance on his "I'm not racist, but..." tour.
19 Likes, 9 Retweets

12) #ItsNotRadicalToSay, if Mitch McConnell were the tortoise in "The Tortoise and the Hare," the Hare would always win.
19 Likes, 9 Retweets

12) #ItsNotRadicalToSay Donald Trump & George Zimmerman hold the world record for tiniest penises
22 Likes, 6 Retweets

12) #ItsNotRadicalToSay, more than anything, Ben Carson wants to partake in West Side Story's "knife fight."
23 Likes, 5 Retweets

16) #ItsNotRadicalToSay Mike Huckabee hit a boiling point w/LGBTs when he was passed over in favor of Jake Gyllenhaal for "Brokeback Mountain."
19 Likes, 5 Retweets

17) #ItsNotRadicalToSay NRA trolls experience more shrinkage than post-swimming George Costanza all day every day
15 Likes, 6 Retweets

18) #ItsNotRadicalToSay, when reciting the alphabet, Rick Perry gets stuck on "C."
16 Likes, 3 Retweets

19) #ItsNotRadicalToSay "GOP" actually stands for "Greedy Old Pricks."
13 Likes, 4 Retweets

20) #ItsNotRadicalToSay, when faced with an emergency, Donald Trump calls 7-1-1.
http://www.snopes.com/donald-trump-7-11-flub/ …
12 Likes, 4 Retweets

21) #ItsNotRadicalToSay, during his daily meditation, Bill O'Reilly screams the lyrics to the Frankie Goes to Hollywood song, "Relax."
14 Likes, 0 Retweets

22) #ItsNotRadicalToSay Wayne LaPierre has asked seven guns to marry him and they've all turned him down.
11 Likes, 1 Retweet

23) #ItsNotRadicalToSay, after drinking some whiskey, Dick Cheney felt a sudden urge to grab a gun and see the movie "Birdman."
7 Likes, 3 Retweets

23) #ItsNotRadicalToSay Sarah Palin saw Russia from her house when she watched "The Bourne Supremacy."
9 Likes, 1 Retweet

25) #ItsNotRadicalToSay Rupert Murdoch once failed as a stoner meteorologist: "It's like quite fair and totally balanced outside, man."
6 Likes, 1 Retweet

25) #ItsNotRadicalToSay Herman Cain does the shucky ducky and he turns himself around; that's what it's all about.
6 Likes, 1 Retweet

Totals: 652 Likes, 209 Retweets (Averages of: 25.1 Likes, 8.0 Retweets)

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