#ActionMovieCampaignSlogan and #TrumpConspiracyTheories

The hashtags #ActionMovieCampaignSlogan and #TrumpConspiracyTheories weren't rending for very long on Twitter yesterday, but I had a little bit of fun with them regardless. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) "What are you lookin' at, butthead?"
#ActionMovieCampaignSlogan
35 Likes, 11 Retweets

2) Big guns, bigger ego, tiny penis
#ActionMovieCampaignSlogan
19 Likes, 11 Retweets

3) Trump, Limbaugh, & Gingrich's 7 exes divorced them to prove gay marriage isn't any less moral, b/c they're lesbians
#TrumpConspiracyTheories
16 Likes, 7 Retweets

4) 7-Eleven was an inside job
#TrumpConspiracyTheories
11 Likes, 5 Retweets

5) Jim Cantore made up climate-change because he once sprained his back while reporting on Hurricane Gullible
#TrumpConspiracyTheories
12 Likes, 3 Retweets

6) Nothing says macho like a basketball ring
#ActionMovieCampaignSlogan
12 Likes, 2 Retweets

7) Gandhi came back to life to shoot JFK and try to prove that guns actually kill people
#TrumpConspiracyTheories
10 Likes, 3 Retweets

8) Approval ratings among women is skewed because not enough men were asked
#TrumpConspiracyTheories
8 Likes, 4 Retweets

9) To Trump: Punishing women for abortions, take 43
#ActionMovieCampaignSlogan
5 Likes, 4 Retweets

10) Lights, camera, bullsh*t!
#ActionMovieCampaignSlogan
4 Likes, 2 Retweets

10) Plausibility is never an option
#ActionMovieCampaignSlogan
6 Likes, 0 Retweets

12) "Let's go to war for no reason"
#ActionMovieCampaignSlogan
3 Likes, 2 Retweets

12) 0.2% of the time orange guys get the chicks every time
#ActionMovieCampaignSlogan
4 Likes, 1 Retweet

12) Make America waste money again!
#ActionMovieCampaignSlogan
5 Likes, 0 Retweets

15) The first rule of fight club is to not constantly fight oneself with contradictions
#ActionMovieCampaignSlogan
2 Likes, 1 Retweet

15) The moon landing was just a scene from a David Lynch or Terry Gilliam film
#TrumpConspiracyTheories
2 Likes, 1 Retweet

15) Mathematicians
2007: 173 > 365
2008: 173 < 365
Result: Obama wins election
#TrumpConspiracyTheories
3 Likes, 0 Retweets

18) No plans, just kickin' ass
#ActionMovieCampaignSlogan
1 Like, 1 Retweet

18) "Let's blow sh*t up!"
#ActionMovieCampaignSlogan
2 Likes, 0 Retweets

18) Less creepy than the bad guy
#ActionMovieCampaignSlogan
2 Likes, 0 Retweets

21) The crazier the better!
#ActionMovieCampaignSlogan
0 Likes, 1 Retweet

21) "I crap bigger than you" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IfzRf1DtxQ …
#ActionMovieCampaignSlogan
1 Like, 0 Retweets

21) "Let's edit this out..."
#ActionMovieCampaignSlogan
1 Like, 0 Retweets

24) Reasonable plots suck
#ActionMovieCampaignSlogan
0 Likes, 0 Retweets

24) "...and this year's Razzie goes to..."
#ActionMovieCampaignSlogan
0 Likes, 0 Retweets

Totals: 164 Likes, 59 Retweets (Averages of 6.6 Likes, 2.4 Retweets)

Boycotting jukeboxes because of TouchTunes

I love music and enjoy hitting the bar(s) over the weekend, so naturally, when the mood strikes me, I've never been coy about playing some songs on the jukebox. This past Thursday, a friend of mine turned 50, so several friends of her's, including myself, all met up to celebrate the occasion. At around 9:30, a friend of mine and I both chipped in $5 to play some songs on the jukebox. Four hours and 231 skips later, we gave up on hearing the songs we had selected, and went home knowing we had just wasted $5. This wasn't the first time such a thing had happened to me (and many others), and due to that, I'll be boycotting jukeboxes. Why? The scam known as TouchTunes. You see, here's how the plot typically breaks down. A person (or group of people) downloads the TouchTunes app on his/her phone, consumes one too many adult beverages, and due to this, has less care for spending extra money to hear the songs of their choosing right NOW. That's the thing with TouchTun

The difference between "looking" and "checking out"

I may be way off with these numbers, but it's my approximation that at least 75% of individuals whom are involved in a serious relationship feel it's perfectly acceptable to "check out" members of the opposite sex they're not involved with. Meanwhile, approximately 25% either don't feel this is acceptable or aren't sure about the matter. I hadn't thought about this matter for a while, but since I've been dating a woman for about 8 months, the topic has been pondered about some. When reading or hearing others discuss this very issue, I often times hear comments similar to the following: "It's human nature to look." "There's nothing wrong with checking others out. I'm sure he/she does it too!" "It's fine to do it. Just don't tell your boyfriend/girlfriend about it or do it in front of them!" "It's natural to find people attractive." When observing the array of comments, I i

The verdict is in. To no one's surprise, Jonathan Hoenig has been found guilty of being an idiot.

Just recently, when discussing the Michael Brown shooting and whether or not race had anything to do with it, Fox News contributor Jonathan Hoenig said, "You know who talks about race? Racists." One moment while I provide Mr. Hoenig with the well deserved slow-clap. :: slow-claps for two seconds :: So, that was quite the line by Mr. Hoenig, wasn't it? "You know who talks about race? Racists." Well, wasn't he just talking about race? So, by his own words, I guess that makes him a racist. Also, if he wants to be consistent, does this mean that people whom talk about gender are sexists and people whom talk about sexual orientation are homophobes? With that line of thinking, Hoenig would engage in the following back-and-forths: Hoenig: "So, who are you voting for?" A woman: "The Democratic candidate, because he's been adamant about his support for equal rights for women." Hoenig: "You sexist feminist nazi!"

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