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#ActionMovieCampaignSlogan and #TrumpConspiracyTheories

The hashtags #ActionMovieCampaignSlogan and #TrumpConspiracyTheories weren't rending for very long on Twitter yesterday, but I had a little bit of fun with them regardless. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) "What are you lookin' at, butthead?"
#ActionMovieCampaignSlogan
35 Likes, 11 Retweets

2) Big guns, bigger ego, tiny penis
#ActionMovieCampaignSlogan
19 Likes, 11 Retweets

3) Trump, Limbaugh, & Gingrich's 7 exes divorced them to prove gay marriage isn't any less moral, b/c they're lesbians
#TrumpConspiracyTheories
16 Likes, 7 Retweets

4) 7-Eleven was an inside job
#TrumpConspiracyTheories
11 Likes, 5 Retweets

5) Jim Cantore made up climate-change because he once sprained his back while reporting on Hurricane Gullible
#TrumpConspiracyTheories
12 Likes, 3 Retweets

6) Nothing says macho like a basketball ring
#ActionMovieCampaignSlogan
12 Likes, 2 Retweets

7) Gandhi came back to life to shoot JFK and try to prove that guns actually kill people
#TrumpConspiracyTheories
10 Likes, 3 Retweets

8) Approval ratings among women is skewed because not enough men were asked
#TrumpConspiracyTheories
8 Likes, 4 Retweets

9) To Trump: Punishing women for abortions, take 43
#ActionMovieCampaignSlogan
5 Likes, 4 Retweets

10) Lights, camera, bullsh*t!
#ActionMovieCampaignSlogan
4 Likes, 2 Retweets

10) Plausibility is never an option
#ActionMovieCampaignSlogan
6 Likes, 0 Retweets

12) "Let's go to war for no reason"
#ActionMovieCampaignSlogan
3 Likes, 2 Retweets

12) 0.2% of the time orange guys get the chicks every time
#ActionMovieCampaignSlogan
4 Likes, 1 Retweet

12) Make America waste money again!
#ActionMovieCampaignSlogan
5 Likes, 0 Retweets

15) The first rule of fight club is to not constantly fight oneself with contradictions
#ActionMovieCampaignSlogan
2 Likes, 1 Retweet

15) The moon landing was just a scene from a David Lynch or Terry Gilliam film
#TrumpConspiracyTheories
2 Likes, 1 Retweet

15) Mathematicians
2007: 173 > 365
2008: 173 < 365
Result: Obama wins election
#TrumpConspiracyTheories
3 Likes, 0 Retweets

18) No plans, just kickin' ass
#ActionMovieCampaignSlogan
1 Like, 1 Retweet

18) "Let's blow sh*t up!"
#ActionMovieCampaignSlogan
2 Likes, 0 Retweets

18) Less creepy than the bad guy
#ActionMovieCampaignSlogan
2 Likes, 0 Retweets

21) The crazier the better!
#ActionMovieCampaignSlogan
0 Likes, 1 Retweet

21) "I crap bigger than you" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IfzRf1DtxQ …
#ActionMovieCampaignSlogan
1 Like, 0 Retweets

21) "Let's edit this out..."
#ActionMovieCampaignSlogan
1 Like, 0 Retweets

24) Reasonable plots suck
#ActionMovieCampaignSlogan
0 Likes, 0 Retweets

24) "...and this year's Razzie goes to..."
#ActionMovieCampaignSlogan
0 Likes, 0 Retweets

Totals: 164 Likes, 59 Retweets (Averages of 6.6 Likes, 2.4 Retweets)

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