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Donald Trump celebrates Cinco de Mayo

While waiting for a table at "Hot Fajitas and Chicas," I was lucky enough to bump into Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump, and asked him how he was celebrating Cinco de Mayo, to which he replied:

"I'm gonna make 'Hot Fajitas and Chicas' great again, mark my word. What I'm going to do is have Mexicans build me a big beautiful margarita and then make them pay for it. It's gonna be yuuuge, believe me. If they don't like it, they can count on making me a margarita that's 5 inches bigger."

When asking the business mogul how he was going to accomplish this, he said:

"I'm just gonna do it. Consider it done. It's gonna be tremendous, bigly tremendous, so bigly tremendously unbelievable, you won't be able to believe it, that I can promise you."

Once Trump was seated, I asked a Mexican-American employee, Maria Virginia, what she thought about the billionaire's idea, to which she responded:

"No f**king way!" adding, "What in the hell kind of language was he speaking anyway? Learn English, senor!"

Once word got around about Trump's con, rumor has it all "Hot Fajitas and Chicas" employees vowed to grate Trump again, and again, and again.

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