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#MyCampaignSloganWouldBe

As I do once or twice a week, I had fun with a trending hashtag on Twitter yesterday. The hashtag was #MyCampaignSloganWouldBe. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all of my tweets can be viewed here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) #MyCampaignSloganWouldBe "I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested." Nine times. (includes picture of Sheldon Cooper)
60 Likes, 22 Retweets

2) #MyCampaignSloganWouldBe If at first you don't succeed, just ask your father for a small $1 million loan.
53 Likes, 16 Retweets

3) #MyCampaignSloganWouldBe The only thing we have to fear is where people pee.
24 Likes, 8 Retweets

4) #MyCampaignSloganWouldBe Facts Over Fox ("News")
24 Likes, 7 Retweets

5) #MyCampaignSloganWouldBe Telling it like it is since this morning at 4:20.
14 Likes, 4 Retweets

6) #MyCampaignSloganWouldBe Show me the money, and your email address, so I can ask you to show me more money at least once a day!
14 Likes, 3 Retweets

6) #MyCampaignSloganWouldBe Go hunting with me? I won't shoot you in the face like Cheney!
14 Likes, 3 Retweets

8) #MyCampaignSloganWouldBe I'm less of a dick than that other guy.
15 Likes, 1 Retweet

9) #MyCampaignSloganWouldBe Drinks are on me!
11 Likes, 4 Retweets

9) Make America Greater Than Great, Like Really Really Great
#MyCampaignSloganWouldBe
13 Likes, 2 Retweets

9) #MyCampaignSloganWouldBe Jesus told me to do it!
13 Likes, 2 Retweets

12) #MyCampaignSloganWouldBe You can't spell "awesome" or "modest" without "me."
10 Likes, 3 Retweets

13) #MyCampaignSloganWouldBe With me, 7-Eleven attacks will be a thing of the past.
9 Likes, 2 Retweets

13) #MyCampaignSloganWouldBe Don't give up! I always come from behind...
11 Likes, 0 Retweets

15) #MyCampaignSloganWouldBe If you think you can or think you can't, ask Nate Silver what your actual odds are.
7 Likes, 3 Retweets

15) #MyCampaignSloganWouldBe As the saying goes, I won't kill you, so I'll make you stronger. You're welcome.
8 Likes, 2 Retweets

15) #MyCampaignSloganWouldBe Promises are for suckers, that I can promise you.
9 Likes, 1 Retweet

18) #MyCampaignSloganWouldBe Let's Unite Against Citizens, I mean, Against Citizens United!
8 Likes, 1 Retweet

18) #MyCampaignSloganWouldBe A joker; an everyday toker; a midnight, wait, did I already say joker?
8 Likes, 1 Retweet

20) #MyCampaignSloganWouldBe It's all about teamwork, for there's no "I" in "president"
6 Likes, 2 Retweets

20) #MyCampaignSloganWouldBe Roses are red, violets are blue, vote for me
8 Likes, 0 Retweets

22) #MyCampaignSloganWouldBe The Antithesis of Trumpsanity
6 Likes, 1 Retweet

23) #MyCampaignSloganWouldBe Yuuuuge hands, yuuuuger, eh, gloves!
5 Likes, 1 Retweet

23) #MyCampaignSloganWouldBe Your horoscope reads, "If you vote for Craig, good sh*t's gonna happen."
5 Likes, 1 Retweet

23) #MyCampaignSloganWouldBe Wish in one hand, crap in the other, and then wish you never crap in your hand again.
5 Likes, 1 Retweet

23) #MyCampaignSloganWouldBe More exciting than a hungover Ben Carson doing a Ben Stein impression!
6 Likes, 0 Retweets

23) #MyCampaignSloganWouldBe Working hard 20% of the time every time
6 Likes, 0 Retweet

28) #MyCampaignSloganWouldBe All you need is love, and a whole lot of money, so yeah, fork it over already.
5 Likes, 0 Retweets

29) #MyCampaignSloganWouldBe Whoever your home team is, I'm their biggest fan!
3 Likes, 1 Retweet

29) #MyCampaignSloganWouldBe All about life, liberty, and the pursuit of that other thing.
4 Likes, 0 Retweets

29) #MyCampaignSloganWouldBe I promise to make more promises.
4 Likes, 0 Retweets

29) #MyCampaignSloganWouldBe Dignity. Integrity. Midnight streaking.
4 Likes, 0 Retweets

33) #MyCampaignSloganWouldBe A pain-in-the-ass fact-checker since 1981, yes, since birth.
3 Likes, 0 Retweets

33) #MyCampaignSloganWouldBe "We're all gonna get laid!" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOD0XCm57d8
3 Likes, 0 Retweets

33) #MyCampaignSloganWouldBe Peace, Love, and eHarmony
3 Likes 0 Retweets

Totals: 401 Likes, 95 Retweets (Averages of 11.5 Likes, 2.7 Retweets)

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