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#NewTrumpTvShows

I had a field day with the trending Twitter hashtag #NewTrumpTvShows yesterday. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) Orange Is the New White Supremacist
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158 Likes, 88 Retweets

2) Married With Children He'd Date If They Weren't His Children
95 Likes, 43 Retweets

3) How I Cheated On Your Mother
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66 Likes, 27 Retweets

4) Are You Smarter Than an Oompa Loompa With the Mind of a 5th Grader?
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27 Likes, 14 Retweets

5) Donald J. Trump: American Horror Story
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26 Likes, 11 Retweets

6) The Fresh Dunce of Bel-Air
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17 Likes, 10 Retweets

7) Everybody Loathes Donald
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18 Likes, 6 Retweets

8) The Oh Really?!? Factor
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18 Likes, 5 Retweets

9) The Good Immigrant Wives
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15 Likes, 7 Retweets

10) Little Hands in the Prairie
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15 Likes, 6 Retweets

10) Stupid-ish
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18 Likes, 3 Retweets

12) The Crazy Bunch
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8 Likes, 10 Retweets

13) Arrest in Development
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11 Likes, 3 Retweets

14) The Yugest Loser
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8 Likes, 5 Retweets

14) Suck Dynasty
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11 Likes, 2 Retweets

16) Mad Man
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8 Likes, 4 Retweets

16) Family Lies
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9 Likes, 3 Retweets

16) The Talking Brain-Dead
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9 Likes, 3 Retweets

19) MythTellers
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6 Likes, 5 Retweets

19) The Kook of Hazzard
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9 Likes, 2 Retweets

19) Fresh Off the Crazy Train
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11 Likes, 0 Retweets

22) Friday Night Spite
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6 Likes, 4 Retweets

22) The Blunder Years
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7 Likes, 3 Retweets

22) Saved By the Dumbbells
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10 Likes, 0 Retweets

25) Looniest Tunes
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8 Likes, 1 Retweet

26) America's Creepiest Home Videos
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6 Likes, 2 Retweets

26) Breaking Bigly Bad
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7 Likes, 1 Retweet

26) Where in the World Is San Diego? Seriously, Where Is It?
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7 Likes, 1 Retweet

26) The Bozo Show (no changes needed)
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7 Likes, 1 Retweet

26) The Big Douche Theory
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8 Likes, 0 Retweets

31) Get Smart or Get Drumpf
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5 Likes, 2 Retweets

31) It's Not Always Sunny in Philadelphia Because, With Climate Change, It Gets Dark At Night
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6 Likes, 1 Retweet

31) CSI: Wherever
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7 Likes, 0 Retweets

34) Man Behaving Badly, Like Really Really Bad
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5 Likes, 1 Retweet

34) Drumpfy the Country Slayer
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5 Likes, 1 Retweet

34) Heavily Revised Sober History
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5 Likes, 1 Retweet

34) Half a Man
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6 Likes, 0 Retweets

38) Make Days Happy Again
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5 Likes, 0 Retweets

38) Home Diminishment
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5 Likes, 0 Retweets

40) House of Lards
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3 Likes, 1 Retweet

40) Last Orangeman Standing
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3 Likes, 1 Retweet

40) Reno 7-Eleven!
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3 Likes, 1 Retweet

40) Modern Insanity
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4 Likes, 0 Retweets

44) Flawed & Disordered
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3 Likes, 0 Retweets

44) Marks of Exasperation
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3 Likes, 0 Retweets

46) $1 Million Loan Survivor
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1 Like, 1 Retweet

46) His Own American Idol
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2 Likes, 0 Retweets

48) The King of Memes
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0 Likes, 0 Retweets

Totals: 700 Likes, 280 Retweets (Averages of 14.6 Likes, 5.8 Retweets)
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