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The Conventions on Twitter: My Greatest Hits

As regular readers and Twitter followers would know, I live-tweeted throughout both the Republican National Convention and the Democratic National Convention over the past two weeks. Here is a rundown of my 25 most popular such tweets (to view all tweets, go here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki): 1) 3 hours into the DNC & "climate change" has already been mentioned more times than in the entirety of the four days at the RNC #DemsInPhilly 383 Likes, 246 Retweets 2) DNC: "We should have equal rights! We should respect one another! We should have hope!" RNC: "We're all gonna die!" #DemsInPhilly 310 Likes, 225 Retweets 3) Chris Christie is lecturing Hillary Clinton on ethics. That'd be like Donald Trump lecturing Jimmy Carter on fidelity. #RNCinCLE 253 Likes, 222 Retweets 4) Newt: "Liberals have destroyed the sanctity of marriage. Now let me tell you about Donald and my's 6 wives..." #RNCinCLE 256 Likes, 185 Ret...
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The DNC on Twitter: Day 4

I did it! I don't know how, but I did it! I live-tweeted throughout all eight days of both conventions! Here are my posts from day 4 of the DNC, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be viewed here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki): 1) DNC nominee narration: God, I mean, Morgan Freeman RNC nominee narration: A pissed off Sam Kinison #DemsInPhilly 157 Likes, 61 Retweets 2) RNC: "Dems are divisive! Now let's demonize most groups of people!" DNC: "Let's accept & fight for the equality of all!" #DemsInPhilly 108 Likes, 90 Retweets 3) Hillary Clinton: "Let's fix things together!" Donald Trump: "I fix stuff. Hell, just look at my hair!" #DemsInPhilly 127 Likes, 61 Retweets 4) DNC: "Disarm hate!" RNC: "Nominate hate!" #DemsInPhilly 127 Likes, 59 Retweets 5) Trump: "Who is this guy? Some general dude? Whatever. I know more about war than he does. I played wit...
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"The Tracy Fort Show" (7/30/16)

For those of you who missed yesterday's episode of The Tracy Fort Show , here it is. Enjoy! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-tracy-fort-show/id1105097869?mt=2#episodeGuid=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.blogtalkradio.com%2Fthetracyfortshow%2F2016%2F07%2F29%2Ftracy-craig-bring-you-the-best-of-the-dnc-friday-at-3-est
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The DNC on Twitter: Day 3

Here are my tweets from day 3 of the Democratic National Convention, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my posts can be read here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki): 1) DNC: "What the world needs now is love, sweet love." RNC: "It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!" #DemsInPhilly 172 Likes, 100 Retweets 2) Bloomberg: "Let's elect a sane person as president!" Trump: "Sane rhymes with brain and I have the bigliest brain like ever!" #DemsInPhilly 173 Likes, 73 Retweets 3) Kaine: "I'm gonna speak Spanish now." Trump: "I can speak Spanish. My hands are very very biggo." #DemsInPhilly 165 Likes, 77 Retweets 4) RNC: "Where are your flags?" DNC: "Where are your ideas to help troops when they return home?" #DemsInPhilly 137 Likes, 84 Retweets 5) RNC: "They don't talk about terror!" DNC: "They don't talk about guns!" ...
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The DNC on Twitter: Day 2

As I said I'd do, I live-tweeted day 2 of the Democratic National Convention. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be viewed here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki): 1) DNC: "We want to provide hope, inspiration, make you feel love." RNC: "We want to provide massive panic attacks 24/7." #DemsInPhilly 226 Likes, 122 Retweets 2) Clinton: "I'm gonna give you a detailed story about how Hillary/I met & how much she's accomplished." Trump: "My wife's hot." #DemsInPhilly 219 Likes, 112 Retweets 3) DNC: "We made history nominating the 1st woman!" RNC: "We made history nom. the 1st Oompa Loompa!" #DemsInPhilly 199 Likes, 106 Retweets 4) Trump: "Siri, what are these things Bill Clinton is talking about? Please give me the 3rd-grade version of it. Thanks." #DemsInPhilly 174 Likes, 75 Retweets DNC nomination song: "Happy" 5) RNC...
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The DNC on Twitter: Day 1

As I did for the RNC, I promised to live-tweet throughout the Democratic National Convention. Here are my tweets from day 1 of the convention, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my tweets can be viewed here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki): 1) 3 hours into the DNC & "climate change" has already been mentioned more times than in the entirety of the four days at the RNC #DemsInPhilly 383 Likes, 246 Retweets 2) DNC: "We should have equal rights! We should respect one another! We should have hope!" RNC: "We're all gonna die!" #DemsInPhilly 310 Likes, 225 Retweets 3) Stuart Smalley: "Trump isn't good enough; he's not smart enough; and doggone it, people don't like him." #DNCinPHL 144 Likes, 91 Retweets 4) As Democrats, we may have our disagreements, but we're still a family and need to come together to help improve this country. #DemsInPhilly 142 Likes, 81 Retweets 5) BREAKING NEWS:...
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Info on my Facebook business, Twitter, and Tumblr pages

Here's the URL to my Facebook business page. I update it fairly regularly, but still haven't put forth a great deal of effort yet in researching matters and attempting to make the most out of it. In any case, it can be perused here: http://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki?ref=hl Up next is my Twitter page. I'm still not 100% certain what I'm doing on there yet, but feel I'm gradually getting the hang of it and am up to 42,651 followers. I update it daily with many of my own tweets, but also by retweeting some others'. It can be found here: https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki Lastly, here's my Tumblr page, which I've neglected quite a bit recently, but if you're at all curious, you can find it at the following link: http://www.tumblr.com/blog/rozzy81
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Weekly update of my book information

For new readers (and regular ones, I suppose), here's some information pertaining to my books. All twelve of my books can be purchased in paperback form at the following site (and others): http://www.lulu.com/shop/search.ep?type=&keyWords=craig+rozniecki&x=7&y=5&sitesearch=lulu.com&q= The ten books I've written and released in the past 4 years (yes, I've been on a roll) can be purchased for much cheaper in Kindle form at the following link: http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_0_22?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=craig%20rozniecki%20kindle&sprefix=craig+rozniecki+kindle%2Caps%2C228&rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Acraig%20rozniecki%20kindle
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The week ahead on "The Tracy Fort Show" and Twitter

Like we did last week for the Republican National Convention, Tracy Fort and I will be co-hosting three shows this week on The Tracy Fort Show  in honor of the Democratic National Convention: From 3 to 4 pm EST on Wednesday (27th), Thursday (28th), and Friday (29th). For more information and continual updates on the show, go to the following link: http://www.blogtalkradio.com/thetracyfortshow I'll also be live-tweeting throughout the DNC like I did with the RNC, so if you want to join the party, you can check out my Twitter page at this link - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
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A conversation with Melania Trump

Anderson Cooper: "So, how have you been liking this weather we've been having in the area? Too hot for me, I tell you!" Melania Trump: "I'm only happy when it rains. I'm only happy when it's complicated. And though I know you can't appreciate it. I'm only happy when it rains." Cooper: "Okay then. Let's move on to something else. With your husband as the Republican presidential nominee, going head-to-head with Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton, if Secretary Clinton were here right at this very moment, what would you have to say to her?" Trump: "I don't like a thing about your mother. And I, I hate your daddy's guts too. I don't like a thing about your sister, no, no. 'Cause I, I, I, think sex is overrated too." Cooper: "Secretary Clinton's parents have passed and she doesn't have a sister. I won't even comment on that other bit. Perhaps I should go a different route and give y...
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#FamousMelaniaTrumpQuotes

I had lots of fun with the trending hashtag #FamousMelaniaTrumpQuotes on Twitter over the past few days. Here are my posts, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki): 1) "I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes, I saw the sign." #FamousMelianaTrumpQuotes 330 Likes, 95 Retweets 2) "Oompa loompa doompety dee, if you are wise you'll listen to me." #FamousMelaniaTrumpQuotes 201 Likes, 67 Retweets 3) "If you have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours, please call your doctor." #FamousMelaniaTrumpQuotes 155 Likes, 63 Retweets 4) "I know words. I have the best words." #FamousMelaniaTrumpQuotes 129 Likes, 67 Retweets 5) "If I could turn back time If I could find a way I'd take back those words that'll hurt you and you'd stay" #FamousMelaniaTrumpQuotes 125 Likes, 41 Retweets 6) "Life is like a box of chocolates - you neve...
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#TrumpSpeechInFourWords

I had some fun with the trending hashtag #TrumpSpeechInFourWords on Twitter yesterday. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki): 1) We've all been punked #TrumpSpeechIn4Words 69 Likes, 18 Retweets 2) "Everyone is gonna die!" #TrumpSpeechIn4Words 54 Likes, 13 Retweets 3) Is it over yet? #TrumpSpeechIn4Words 46 Likes, 10 Retweets 4) Idiocracy comes to life #TrumpSpeechInFourWords 42 Likes, 13 Retweets 5) Lie every other sentence #TrumpSpeechInFourWords 34 Likes, 13 Retweets 6) Have we gone crazy? #TrumpSpeechInFourWords 29 Likes, 8 Retweets 7) Make America Suck Again #TrumpSpeechIn4Words 29 Likes, 7 Retweets 8) Overtime for fact checkers #TrumpSpeechIn4Words 13 Likes, 8 Retweets 8) Most annoying sound ever #TrumpSpeechIn4Words 18 Likes, 3 Retweets 10) Monotone yelling sounds like... #TrumpSpeechIn4Words 12 Likes, 1 Retweet Totals: 346 Likes, 94 Re...
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The RNC on Twitter: Day 4

I don't know how I did it, but stuck true to my word in live-tweeting throughout all four days of the Republican National Convention. Here are my posts from day 4, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be read here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki): 1) Ivanka: "My dad is colorblind & gender neutral even though he wants to punish women for abortions & thinks Mexicans are rapists." #RNCinCLE 214 Likes, 164 Retweets 2) Ivanka: "My father taught us there's nothing you can't accomplish, so long as you have a really really rich father." #RNCinCLE 221 Likes, 135 Retweets 3) I keep waiting for Donald Trump to say, "...and live from New York, it's Saturday night!" #RNCinCLE 126 Likes, 59 Retweets 4) Ivanka: "I remember a time my dad & I were at Trump Tower. It was Cinco de Mayo & he was having a taco bowl, wearing a sombrero." #RNCinCLE 117 Likes, 59 Retweets 5) RNC crowd: ...
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My next appearance on "The Tracy Fort Show" (today at 3 pm EST)

For the third consecutive day I'll be co-hosting The Tracy Fort Show , from 3 to 4 pm  EST, where we'll be wrapping up our coverage of the RNC. If you want to hear a live airing of the show, just click on the link below (between 3 and 4 pm EST). Enjoy! http://www.blogtalkradio.com/thetracyfortshow/2016/07/22/tracy-craig-cover-the-rnc-in-their-special-way
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The RNC on Twitter: Day 3

As I said I would do, I live-tweeted during day 3 of the RNC yesterday, so here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be viewed here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki): 1) Newt: "Liberals have destroyed the sanctity of marriage. Now let me tell you about Donald and my's 6 wives..." #RNCinCLE 256 Likes, 185 Retweets 2) Eric Trump: "I want to thank my rich dad for his rich dad & giving me a better chance to be rich. We can all have rich daddies!" #RNCinCLE 191 Likes, 121 Retweets 3) GOP: "America deserves better!" ...and you give us Trump? Excuse me for a moment... #RNCinCLE 174 Likes, 84 Retweets 4) Voldemort has just appeared on the stage... #RNCinCLE 160 Likes, 70 Retweets 5) Pence: "We need a Supreme Court that takes away your healthcare, reverses equal rights, removes women's rights, b/c freedom!" #RNCinCLE 104 Likes, 75 Retweets 6) Laura Ingraham: "Some people do...
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My next appearance on "The Tracy Fort Show" (in approximately 40 minutes)

For anyone who would like to continue listening to RNC coverage on The Tracy Fort Show  courtesy of Tracy and myself, go to the link below at 3 pm EST (so in just 40 minutes). If you're unable to listen to the live show, I'll be sure to post links to the episode post-show. Thanks for reading/listening, and I hope you enjoy the show! http://www.blogtalkradio.com/thetracyfortshow/2016/07/21/tracy-craig-cover-the-rnc-in-their-special-way
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Help fund "The Tracy Fort Show"

I just received word from the host of The Tracy Fort Show , a personal friend of mine and my co-host on at least one show per week, is looking to improve the quality of our equipment on the show, so she's trying to raise money in which to do so. If you or anyone you know can spare a little for this cause, it would be greatly appreciated. To donate, just go to the link below. Thanks for taking the time to read and consider this, and I hope we can continue to grow as a show, a community, and with that, help to move this country forward. Thanks again. https://www.gofundme.com/2fn2r2s
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#RNCaMovie

I had trouble sleeping last night, so I decided to have a little fun with the at-one-time trending hashtag #RNCaMovie. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki): 1) "Factloose" #RNCaMovie 35 Likes, 11 Retweets 2) "When Harry Told Sally What She Could Do With Her Body" #RNCaMovie 23 Likes, 12 Retweets 3) "The Deported" #RNCaMovie 28 Likes, 4 Retweets 4) "The Yuge Shop of Horrors" #RNCaMovie 13 Likes, 4 Retweets 4) "Drumpf and Drumpfer" #RNCaMovie 14 Likes, 3 Retweets 6) "A Douchebag Orange" #RNCaMovie 13 Likes, 3 Retweets 7) "Donald and the Vanilla Factory" #RNCaMovie 10 Likes, 5 Retweets 7) "Trump Steaks On a Plane" #RNCaMovie 13 Likes, 2 Retweets 7) "Back to the Torture" #RNCaMovie 14 Likes, 1 Retweet 10) "To Shoot a Friend Who Looks Like a Mockingbird" #RNCaM...
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The RNC on Twitter: Day 2

As I said I'd do, I once again live-tweeted throughout the events at Republican National Convention yesterday. Here are my tweets, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my posts can be viewed here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki): 1) Chris Christie is lecturing Hillary Clinton on ethics. That'd be like Donald Trump lecturing Jimmy Carter on fidelity. #RNCinCLE 253 Likes, 222 Retweets 2) Tiffany Trump: "My dad is a natural-born encourager. Just ask John McCain, that disabled reporter, Mexicans, Muslims, etc." #RNCinCLE 264 Likes, 170 Retweets 3) I'm sorry. I couldn't help but fall asleep. Did anything happen, well, besides hyperbole, plagiarism, and debunked conspiracies? #RNCinCLE 88 Likes, 28 Retweets 4) Trump, Jr.: "We have to attack our problems head on! Gun violence? More guns! Health issues? Less health insurance!" #RNCinCLE 66 Likes, 44 Retweets 5) Trump: "With the help of the Obamas writing our speeches fo...
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#RNCRockAnthems

I had fun with the trending hashtag #RNCRockAnthems on Twitter yesterday. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki): 1) "Blinded By the White" #RNCRockAnthems 303 Likes, 98 Retweets 2) "Don't Stop Deceivin'" #RNCRockAnthems 88 Likes, 35 Retweets 3) "Smells Like Elderly Spirit" #RNCRockAnthems 100 Likes, 19 Retweets 4) "You Give Dumb a Bad Name" #RNCRockAnthems 34 Likes, 6 Retweets 5) "(Everything I Do) I Do It For Me" #RNCRockAnthems 37 Likes, 10 Retweets 6) "The Beautiful Sheeple" #RNCRockAnthems 29 Likes, 10 Retweets 7) "You Conned Me All Night Long" #RNCRockAnthems 15 Likes, 13 Retweets 8) "For Those About to Suck (We Salute You)" #RNCRockAnthems 15 Likes, 7 Retweets 9) "Pour Some Dumb and Dumber On Me" #RNCRockAnthems 18 Likes, 3 Retweets 10) "Stairway to...
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Mentioned on another site (#RNCRockAnthems)

I've been on a roll with being mentioned on websites this week. Here's site #5 (I think that's what the count is at), which shares a tweet I posted with the trending hashtag #RNCRockAnthems: http://politicsnow.buffalonews.com/2016/07/19/put-quarter-jukebox-choose-rncrockanthems-trending/
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The Inevitable Plagiartastic Donald Trump Speech

Due to the plagiaristic tendencies of the Trump family during the Republican National Convention (RNC), it's quite possible Donald's speech on Thursday night will go a little something like this: "Good evening ladies and germs, Can you hear me now? Good. I have a dream. I wish I was a little bit taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her. I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a six four Impala. Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. Bros before hos. You better check yo self before you wreck yo self. There is no such thing as a stupid question. To be or not to be - that is the question. Love conquers all. Love and marriage, love and marriage, it's the institute you can't disparage. Third time's a charm. Honesty is the best policy. I like big butts and I cannot lie. Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me. Patience is a virtue. Good things come to those who wait. The only two guarantees in lif...
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The RNC on Twitter: Day 1

As I said I'd be doing, I live-tweeted throughout the Republican National Convention yesterday and thought I'd share my posts with my readers. Here they are, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki): 1) Melania Trump: "Donald has been a great father to his three sons & two daughters, including the one he wants to bang." #RNCinCLE 158 Likes, 72 Retweets 2) Giuliani: "Benghazi is all Hillary's fault! The 13 embassy attacks under Bush's watch were not his fault, because consistency!" #RNCinCLE 131 Likes, 89 Retweets 3) Scott Baio: "Trump is gonna represent everyone, & when I say everyone, I mean straight Christian rich gun-toting white men!" #RNCinCLE 94 Likes, 59 Retweets 4) Patricia Smith: "Chant with me: All conspiracies are true! Now where did I put my special hat?" #RNCinCLE 106 Likes, 45 Retweets 5) The GOP reportedly decided to st...
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Info on my Facebook business, Twitter, and Tumblr pages

Here's the URL to my Facebook business page. I update it fairly regularly, but still haven't put forth a great deal of effort yet in researching matters and attempting to make the most out of it. In any case, it can be perused here: http://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki?ref=hl Up next is my Twitter page. I'm still not 100% certain what I'm doing on there yet, but feel I'm gradually getting the hang of it and am up to 41,478 followers. I update it daily with many of my own tweets, but also by retweeting some others'. It can be found here: https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki Lastly, here's my Tumblr page, which I've neglected quite a bit recently, but if you're at all curious, you can find it at the following link: http://www.tumblr.com/blog/rozzy81
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Weekly update of my book information

For new readers (and regular ones, I suppose), here's some information pertaining to my books. All twelve of my books can be purchased in paperback form at the following site (and others): http://www.lulu.com/shop/search.ep?type=&keyWords=craig+rozniecki&x=7&y=5&sitesearch=lulu.com&q= The ten books I've written and released in the past 4 years (yes, I've been on a roll) can be purchased for much cheaper in Kindle form at the following link: http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_0_22?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=craig%20rozniecki%20kindle&sprefix=craig+rozniecki+kindle%2Caps%2C228&rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Acraig%20rozniecki%20kindle
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Mentioned on a pair of sites!

Due to my #GOPSoWhite tweets, I got mentioned on these two sites: http://www.thewrap.com/paul-ryan-white-intern-capitol-hill-selfie-diversity-black-reactions-twitter-photo/ http://www.people.com/article/paul-ryan-selfie-interns-white
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#GOPSoWhite

Due to this Paul Ryan selfie, http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/news/a46772/capitol-hill-white-interns-photo/, I had some fun with the hashtag #GOPSoWhite on Twitter last night. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be viewed here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki): 1) #GOPSoWhite Crayola is officially changing the name of its white crayons to Ryan Selfie 85 Likes, 46 Retweets 2) #GOPSoWhite, when asked what they wanted to be when they grew up, 9 out of every 10 said the Pillsbury Doughboy 56 Likes, 19 Retweets 3) #GOPSoWhite the party has fittingly altered its logo from an elephant to Wite-Out 52 Likes, 18 Retweets 4) #GOPSoWhite, when playing hide-and-seek, they all stand in front of the White House to blend in 44 Likes, 19 Retweets 5) #GOPSoWhite Casper's even grimacing at the sight of them 30 Likes, 14 Retweets 6) #GOPSoWhite, when standing next to Santa Claus, many onlookers say, "Since when did Santa's...
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