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#FamousMelaniaTrumpQuotes

I had lots of fun with the trending hashtag #FamousMelaniaTrumpQuotes on Twitter over the past few days. Here are my posts, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) "I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes, I saw the sign."
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330 Likes, 95 Retweets

2) "Oompa loompa doompety dee, if you are wise you'll listen to me."
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201 Likes, 67 Retweets

3) "If you have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours, please call your doctor."
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155 Likes, 63 Retweets

4) "I know words. I have the best words."
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129 Likes, 67 Retweets

5) "If I could turn back time
If I could find a way
I'd take back those words that'll hurt you and you'd stay"
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125 Likes, 41 Retweets

6) "Life is like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're gonna get."
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110 Likes, 50 Retweets

7) "It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood, a beautiful day for a neighbor. Would you be mine? Could you be mine?"
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104 Likes, 44 Retweets

8) "Conjunction Junction, what's your function?"
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100 Likes, 32 Retweets

9) "I wish I was a little bit taller, wish I was a baller, wish I had a rabbit in a hat w/a bat & a six four Impala"
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92 Likes, 28 Retweets

10) "You put your right foot in
You take your right foot out
You put your right foot in
And you shake it all about"
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73 Likes, 32 Retweets

11) "All this can be yours if the price is right!"
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77 Likes, 26 Retweets

12) "Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!"
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69 Likes, 22 Retweets

13) "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!"
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58 Likes, 27 Retweets

14) "A mind is a terrible thing to waste."
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58 Likes, 26 Retweets

15) "I see dead people..."
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52 Likes, 20 Retweets

16) "Powerful you have become, the dark side I sense in you."
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54 Likes, 16 Retweets

17) "Yo Adrian! I did it!"
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54 Likes, 15 Retweets

18) "If you build it, he will come."
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46 Likes, 18 Retweets

19) "Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go. Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me."
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48 Likes, 13 Retweets

19) "Trust me; I'm a doctor."
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49 Likes, 12 Retweets

21) "You're fired!"
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47 Likes, 13 Retweets

22) "Honesty is the best policy."
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37 Likes, 19 Retweets

23) "I like big butts and I cannot lie."
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34 Likes, 17 Retweets

23) "I fought the law and the law won."
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42 Likes, 9 Retweets

25) "I am not a crook."
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35 Likes, 13 Retweets

26) "Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?"
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33 Likes, 11 Retweets

27) "Black Lives Matter!"
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30 Likes, 12 Retweets

28) "I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, El Duderino."
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31 Likes, 10 Retweets

28) "I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-Am."
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35 Likes, 6 Retweets

30) "Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200."
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32 Likes, 7 Retweets

31) "Clap On! Clap Off! The Clapper!"
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31 Likes, 7 Retweets

31) "I've fallen and I can't get up!"
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33 Likes, 5 Retweets

33) "Feel the Bern!"
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27 Likes, 10 Retweets

34) "That's what she said."
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23 Likes, 13 Retweets

35) "I can be anything. Take a look. It's in a book. A Reading Rainbow."
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27 Likes, 8 Retweets

36) "I have a dream..."
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24 Likes, 10 Retweets

36) "Love and marriage, love and marriage, it's the institute you can't disparage."
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27 Likes, 7 Retweets

38) "Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?"
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23 Likes, 9 Retweets

38) "Nationwide is on your side."
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27 Likes, 5 Retweets

38) "Be excellent to each other and party on, dudes!"
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29 Likes, 3 Retweets

41) "May the Schwartz be with you!"
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23 Likes, 7 Retweets

41) "Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do"
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24 Likes, 6 Retweets

41) "Men are from Mars, women are from Venus."
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25 Likes, 5 Retweets

41) "Bazinga!"
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26 Likes, 4 Retweets

45) "Bros before hos"
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21 Likes, 7 Retweets

45) "Hasta la vista, baby!"
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22 Likes, 6 Retweets

45) "Can you hear me now? Good!"
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23 Likes, 5 Retweets

48) "Now the Lord is the Spirit, and where the Spirit of the Lord is, there is freedom."
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20 Likes, 7 Retweets

48) "I collect spores, molds, and fungus."
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22 Likes, 5 Retweets

50) "This sh*t just got real!"
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22 Likes, 3 Retweets

51) "Head, shoulders, knees and toes,
Knees and toes."
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20 Likes, 4 Retweets

51) "No, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night."
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22 Likes, 2 Retweets

53) "A, B, C, it's easy as 1, 2, 3."
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19 Likes, 4 Retweets

53) "Winning isn't everything; it's the only thing."
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19 Likes, 4 Retweets

55) "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"
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18 Likes, 3 Retweets

55) "Yippee ki-yay, motherf*cker!"
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19 Likes, 2 Retweets

57) "Six is greater than one."
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17 Likes, 3 Retweets

58) "The pen is mightier than the sword."
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16 Likes, 3 Retweets

58) "Corporations are people, my friend."
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14 Likes, 5 Retweets

58) "Mommy, wow! I'm a big kid now!"
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18 Likes, 1 Retweet

61) "To be or not to be - that is the question."
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12 Likes, 6 Retweets

61) "Wild thing, you make my heart sing, you make everything groovy."
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15 Likes, 3 Retweets

63) "Let's get ready to rumbllllllllle!"
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11 Likes, 4 Retweets

63) "Patience is a virtue."
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15 Likes, 0 Retweets

65) "When in Rome..."
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13 Likes, 1 Retweet

65) "Good things come to those who wait."
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13 Likes, 1 Retweet

67) "Make America great again!"
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13 Likes, 0 Retweets

68) "Just do it."
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9 Likes, 3 Retweets

68) "It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is."
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9 Likes, 3 Retweets

68) "What difference at this point does it make?"
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10 Likes, 2 Retweets

71) "Third time's a charm."
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7 Likes, 4 Retweets

71) "Trick or treat?"
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11 Likes, 0 Retweets

73) "Get in the hole!"
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6 Likes, 0 Retweets

74) "If you've got a business, you didn't build that."
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4 Likes, 1 Retweet

Totals: 3,165 Likes, 1,022 Retweets (Averages of 42.8 Likes, 13.8 Retweets)

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