For a record fifth time this week, I had fun with a trending hashtag on Twitter. This time it was #GOPPlatform. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):
1) #GOPPlatform: To change the party's official mascot from an elephant to a stoned sloth (with picture)
92 Likes, 43 Retweets
2) #GOPPlatform: To officially form the movement, Only Straight White Christian Male Lives Matter
58 Likes, 34 Retweets
4) 3) #GOPPlatform: To officially make the party's slogan, "Life Before Birth, Liberty for Some, and the Pursuit of Armageddon"
49 Likes, 34 Retweets
5) #GOPPlatform: To change the party's acronym from GOP (Grand Old Party) to GOML (Get Off My Lawn)
35 Likes, 20 Retweets
6) #GOPPlatform: To "make America great again" with no specific plan on how to do so
37 Likes, 16 Retweets
7) #GOPPlatform: To make every day opposite day, where opinions are facts, facts are opinions, war is peace, & Trump is monogamous
33 Likes, 19 Retweets
8) #GOPPlatform: To give white fetuses the right to vote
32 Likes, 19 Retweets
9) #GOPPlatform: To make Cher's "If I Could Turn Back Time" the country's national anthem
32 Likes, 16 Retweets
10) #GOPPlatform: To respect freedom of religion while barring Muslims
19 Likes, 17 Retweets
10) #GOPPlatform: To make driver's ed like sex ed, for the less they're taught about driving, the less prone they'll be to get into an accident
22 Likes, 14 Retweets
10) #GOPPlatform: To make gibberish the national official language of the United States
24 Likes, 12 Retweets
13) #GOPPlatform: To reduce debt by decreasing taxes across the board and saying abracadabra
23 Likes, 12 Retweets
13) #GOPPlatform: To change the country's national bird from the bald eagle to the dodo.
27 Likes, 8 Retweets
15) #GOPPlatform: "We built that, after getting tiny $1 million loans from our daddies!"
27 Likes, 7 Retweets
16) #GOPPlatform: To make certain all "good" toddlers get guns
23 Likes, 8 Retweets
17) #GOPPlatform: To compose the Committee on Science, Space, and Technology of nothing but 5- to 9-year-old Lego Club members
18 Likes, 6 Retweets
18) #GOPPlatform: To party like it's 1799
15 Likes, 4 Retweets
19) #GOPPlatform: Two words - shucky ducky (with picture)
9 Likes, 1 Retweet
Totals: 575 Likes, 290 Retweets (Averages of 30.3 Likes, 15.3 Retweets)
1) #GOPPlatform: To change the party's official mascot from an elephant to a stoned sloth (with picture)
92 Likes, 43 Retweets
2) #GOPPlatform: To officially form the movement, Only Straight White Christian Male Lives Matter
58 Likes, 34 Retweets
4) 3) #GOPPlatform: To officially make the party's slogan, "Life Before Birth, Liberty for Some, and the Pursuit of Armageddon"
49 Likes, 34 Retweets
5) #GOPPlatform: To change the party's acronym from GOP (Grand Old Party) to GOML (Get Off My Lawn)
35 Likes, 20 Retweets
6) #GOPPlatform: To "make America great again" with no specific plan on how to do so
37 Likes, 16 Retweets
7) #GOPPlatform: To make every day opposite day, where opinions are facts, facts are opinions, war is peace, & Trump is monogamous
33 Likes, 19 Retweets
8) #GOPPlatform: To give white fetuses the right to vote
32 Likes, 19 Retweets
9) #GOPPlatform: To make Cher's "If I Could Turn Back Time" the country's national anthem
32 Likes, 16 Retweets
10) #GOPPlatform: To respect freedom of religion while barring Muslims
19 Likes, 17 Retweets
10) #GOPPlatform: To make driver's ed like sex ed, for the less they're taught about driving, the less prone they'll be to get into an accident
22 Likes, 14 Retweets
10) #GOPPlatform: To make gibberish the national official language of the United States
24 Likes, 12 Retweets
13) #GOPPlatform: To reduce debt by decreasing taxes across the board and saying abracadabra
23 Likes, 12 Retweets
13) #GOPPlatform: To change the country's national bird from the bald eagle to the dodo.
27 Likes, 8 Retweets
15) #GOPPlatform: "We built that, after getting tiny $1 million loans from our daddies!"
27 Likes, 7 Retweets
16) #GOPPlatform: To make certain all "good" toddlers get guns
23 Likes, 8 Retweets
17) #GOPPlatform: To compose the Committee on Science, Space, and Technology of nothing but 5- to 9-year-old Lego Club members
18 Likes, 6 Retweets
18) #GOPPlatform: To party like it's 1799
15 Likes, 4 Retweets
19) #GOPPlatform: Two words - shucky ducky (with picture)
9 Likes, 1 Retweet
Totals: 575 Likes, 290 Retweets (Averages of 30.3 Likes, 15.3 Retweets)
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