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#1776Trump

After returning home yesterday from a 4th of July weekend getaway, I had a little fun with the trending hashtag #1776 Trump on Twitter. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be viewed here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) "I know slaves; I have the best slaves. They're unbelievable."
#1776Trump
147 Likes, 62 Retweets

2) "Yes, I'm a racist & a sexist, and 240 years from now, nothing's gonna change, believe me."
#1776Trump
75 Likes, 26 Retweets

3) "I betcha my bayonet is bigger than your bayonet. Seriously, it's yuge!"
#1776Trump
65 Likes, 21 Retweets

4) "I only marry the hottest slaves. I've married three so far, because, you know, sanctity of marriage."
#1776Trump
44 Likes, 14 Retweets

5) Roses are red
Violets are blue
My wig is tremendous
My quill pen is yuge
#1776Trump
39 Likes, 11 Retweets

6) "I'm thinking about asking my dad for $10,000 so I can build a business all by myself."
#1776Trump
30 Likes, 9 Retweets

7) "So even though my family came from Germany, I think we should build a big beautiful wall between Germany and the U.S."
#1776Trump
18 Likes, 10 Retweets

8) "My horse and carriage are like the bigliest ever!"
#1776Trump
18 Likes, 2 Retweets

Totals: 436 Likes, 155 Retweets (Averages of 54.5 Likes, 19.4 Retweets)
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